waltappel 1 #1 October 25, 2006 I was talking with a woman recently who told me that her SO claims that men need sex more than women and that men suffer physically if they don't get laid often enough. I call BS on this one. Not surprisingly, I've gone for long periods without sex. At no time did I suddenly find myself hospitalized with "Been way too long without sex syndrome" or something like that. Granted, I would have been happier getting laid, but sometimes it just doesn't happen for a while and I adapt to the situation. Thoughts? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #2 October 25, 2006 If a man ever said that to me, our relationship would be finito. Fucking morons. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #3 October 25, 2006 Quote If a man ever said that to me, our relationship would be finito. Fucking morons. What she said. Men may *want* to get laid more often than women (on average, obviously there are exceptions on both sides) but they do not *need* to get laid more often. Seriously, blue balls is the excuse the dude in high school uses to get his reluctant girlfriend to put out. It has no place in an adult relationship."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #4 October 25, 2006 Men don't suffer physically from lack of sex, but they do suffer emotionally. They start getting really bitchy after a while. Jeez, you're such an asshole for not knowing that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #5 October 25, 2006 Quote Not surprisingly, I've gone for long periods without sex. Walt so you've been married? "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #6 October 25, 2006 Quote Quote Not surprisingly, I've gone for long periods without sex. Walt so you've been married? No, but I've heard that guys don't get really good at jerking off until they get married. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teamjenn1 0 #7 October 25, 2006 Quote Men may *want* to get laid more often than women (on average, obviously there are exceptions on both sides) but they do not *need* to get laid more often. Seriously, blue balls is the excuse the dude in high school uses to get his reluctant girlfriend to put out. It has no place in an adult relationship. This should be the end of this thread as Krisanne has hit the nail right on the head with this one!*********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #8 October 25, 2006 Quote If a man ever said that to me, our relationship would be finito. Fucking morons. like they would need to. you'd be clammering for it as much as the guy Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #9 October 25, 2006 Quote but sometimes it just doesn't happen for a while and I adapt to the situation. like masturbation? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #10 October 25, 2006 Yeah, she said exactly what I was thinking. And Zach - shut up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #11 October 25, 2006 Quote like masturbation? Uh, no comment! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidST 0 #12 October 25, 2006 Quote Seriously, blue balls is the excuse the dude in high school uses to get his reluctant girlfriend to put out. It has no place in an adult relationship. Actually it does exist though i can't remember the medical term for it. It doesn't come from a lack of Sex though it happens from getting aroused almost to the point of climax and then not getting to finish http://health.discovery.com/centers/sex/sexpedia/blueballs.html edit to correct spellingAs a general rule, the better it felt when you said it, the more trouble it's going to get you into. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #13 October 25, 2006 For clarification, blue balls is not what happens when you don't get laid for a while. It's what happens when you've been sexually stimulated and then don't achieve orgasm. It's an acute syndrome. And in all truthfulness, it really is painful. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #14 October 25, 2006 Quote Actually it does exist though i can't remeber the medical term for it. IIRC testicular vasocongestion. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douva 0 #15 October 25, 2006 Quote I was talking with a woman recently who told me that her SO claims that men need sex more than women and that men suffer physically if they don't get laid often enough. I call BS on this one. Not surprisingly, I've gone for long periods without sex. At no time did I suddenly find myself hospitalized with "Been way too long without sex syndrome" or something like that. Granted, I would have been happier getting laid, but sometimes it just doesn't happen for a while and I adapt to the situation. Thoughts? Walt Are we talking about no sex or no release of any kind? Ejaculating too frequently or too seldom can have minor short-term physical effects on men, but none of those effects are severe. In the long-term, it's thought that men who ejaculate three to four times a week are at a lower risk of prostate cancer than men who ejaculate less. But I've yet to find a woman willing to accept that as a legitimate reason to have sex with me. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #16 October 25, 2006 Quote For clarification, blue balls is not what happens when you don't get laid for a while. It's what happens when you've been sexually stimulated and then don't achieve orgasm. It's an acute syndrome. And in all truthfulness, it really is painful. i wonder if it is less painful for lance armstrong? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #17 October 25, 2006 Quote For clarification, blue balls is not what happens when you don't get laid for a while. It's what happens when you've been sexually stimulated and then don't achieve orgasm. It's an acute syndrome. And in all truthfulness, it really is painful. I'm sure it is. My point still stands, regardless of what term we use."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #18 October 25, 2006 Quote In the long-term, it's thought that men who ejaculate three to four times a week are at a lower risk of prostate cancer than men who ejaculate less. But I've yet to find a woman willing to accept that as a legitimate reason to have sex with me. Maybe because we don't need to be involved for you to reduce your risk of prostate cancer. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #19 October 25, 2006 Quote I was talking with a woman recently who told me that her SO claims that men need sex more than women and that men suffer physically if they don't get laid often enough. Well that certainly explains the fellow who got caught with the family dog last week... And may I remind everyone that just like lying, it takes at least two to be this stupid: 1 to come up with the reason, and 1 to believe it. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #20 October 25, 2006 I suggested she tell her SO to jerk off. She said she had done so and he responded by saying that it wouldn't help. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #21 October 25, 2006 Quote Are we talking about no sex or no release of any kind? Ejaculating too frequently or too seldom can have minor short-term physical effects on men, but none of those effects are severe. In the long-term, it's thought that men who ejaculate three to four times a week are at a lower risk of prostate cancer than men who ejaculate less. But I've yet to find a woman willing to accept that as a legitimate reason to have sex with me. What's 3 or 4 times a day buy ya?---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #22 October 25, 2006 Quote I suggested she tell her SO to jerk off. She said she had done so and he responded by saying that it wouldn't help. Walt Then perhaps she should tell him to FUCK off. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #23 October 25, 2006 Quote I suggested she tell her SO to jerk off. She said she had done so and he responded by saying that it wouldn't help. Maybe his particular medical condition is a dry foreskin? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douva 0 #24 October 25, 2006 Quote Quote In the long-term, it's thought that men who ejaculate three to four times a week are at a lower risk of prostate cancer than men who ejaculate less. But I've yet to find a woman willing to accept that as a legitimate reason to have sex with me. Maybe because we don't need to be involved for you to reduce your risk of prostate cancer. But it's more fun when you're involved. The way I look at it, the woman and I could be like cancer screening buddies. She helps me avoid prostate cancer at the same time I check her for breast cancer.I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #25 October 25, 2006 Yes. Actually it is a Medical Condition that can affect both sexes. I think the clinical name for it is "LakaNookie". Those suffering from LakaNookie typically exhibit the following symptoms: Irritability Crankiness Mood Swings General discomfort Desire to Post on DZ.com excessively Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
