NWFlyer 2 #51 October 25, 2006 Quote Being a person who has sufferd from, (as you americans put it "blue balls") we English with our command or the language call it Bollock ache, any way I digress, I sufferd blue balls with a certain girl, who at the time I was not going out with, being an adult I explained to her my situation an to muy surprise we came to an agreement, I gave her a full body massage with aromatic oils an she relived my ache, this went on for six months. Years latter we are still good friends an sometimes laugh about bollock ache, And that sounds like a lovely adult arrangement. Or what we like to call a win-win. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #52 October 25, 2006 QuoteI was talking with a woman recently who told me that her SO claims that men need sex more than women and that men suffer physically if they don't get laid often enough. no men don't *need* more sex then women... QuoteNot surprisingly, I've gone for long periods without sex. At no time did I suddenly find myself hospitalized with "Been way too long without sex syndrome" or something like that. and I agree with this statement as well... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #53 October 25, 2006 QuoteQuotewe English with our command or the language Indeed, many years ago your people were faced with that choice. Unfortunately for you, they chose the language. It's a typo read "we English with our command OF the language" Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #54 October 25, 2006 I was really torn as to whether to make a joke about the Brits' lack of command of anything or how you made a typo in your comment about your command of the language. But I had to choose one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #55 October 25, 2006 QuoteI was really torn as to whether to make a joke about the Brits' lack of command of anything or how you made a typo in your comment about your command of the language. But I had to choose one. Your forgiven I've still got a good stock of aromatic oils if your in the mood Oh shit, I just looked at your profile an your male, Offer withdrawn sorry. Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #57 October 25, 2006 Quote Yes. Actually it is a Medical Condition that can affect both sexes. I think the clinical name for it is "LakaNookie". Those suffering from LakaNookie typically exhibit the following symptoms: Irritability Crankiness Mood Swings General discomfort Desire to Post on DZ.com excessively Or as my mom likes to refer to it when my dad gets bitchy....'ESB' or 'Excessive Sperm Buildup'.Basically the guy's version of PMS. Why is it that the older you get the more you parents decide you need to know about their sexual habits?Thank God I already have a therapist.[insert puke icon here] "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #58 October 25, 2006 QuoteI have no recollection of it either. And I don't even have a brain injury! Well you know I can help you to get a brain injury... with the help of an unpadded headboardDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #59 October 25, 2006 So did everyone miss this the very last part... QuoteMen are not alone in experiencing the discomfort of unrelieved vasocongestion. Women's genitals also become engorged with blood during sexual arousal and, like their male counterparts, women can experience pelvic heaviness and aching if they do not reach orgasm.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #60 October 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteI was really torn as to whether to make a joke about the Brits' lack of command of anything or how you made a typo in your comment about your command of the language. But I had to choose one. Your forgiven I've still got a good stock of aromatic oils if your in the mood Oh shit, I just looked at your profile an your male, Offer withdrawn sorry. It's clear you're quite happy with your command of the English language. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #61 October 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteI was really torn as to whether to make a joke about the Brits' lack of command of anything or how you made a typo in your comment about your command of the language. But I had to choose one. Your forgiven I've still got a good stock of aromatic oils if your in the mood Oh shit, I just looked at your profile an your male, Offer withdrawn sorry. you should still take him up on it Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #62 October 25, 2006 Men need sex more than women because women enjoy it more. This even goes back to Greek mythology. Teirisias was a blind prophet in Greek mythology. He hadn't always been blind.As punishment for killing a couple of snakes involved in a lay, Hera (Zeus's wife) changed him into a woman. He even had kids. After seeing a couple of snakes doin' the dirty, he left them alone and Hera made him a man again. Zeus was always looking for sex. She was fine letting him wait. So they called on Tie to settle the question - who enjoys sex more? Men or women? After all, he knew the answer. He explained that men get one part pleasure for nine parts pleasure that women get. Thus, Zeus needed more. So she struck him blind. Zeus couldn't undo that, so he gave him prophesy. Aside over and to the point. There are differences in men and women. There are even physical problems that men can suffer. Google "monk's disease" or "chronic prostatitis." There's also the bodily reaction men have called "nocturnal emission." Semen is like beer - it goes stale and flat with time. If the semen just stays there, it's like a wound that doesn't bleed - agents can move in without being washed out and cause chronic infections and other problems, like calcium precipitates that get locked into the prostate. If the dude doesn't get the stuff out of him for weeks, his body will do it at night in the wet dream while he sleeps. I've gone for a while without getting laid, too. It's ALWAYS much easier to deal with when not seeing anyone than when you are in a relationship. It's a Pavlovian response. If you've got no woman lying next to you at night, then your thoughts of sex will not be asstrong. If, however, nighttime comes along and she wants to cuddle, well, she just rang a bell and the salivation starts. It does profoundly suck when that happens. Adaptation does happen, as you mentioned. Often times, that adaptation is resentment and hostility. The two biggest reasons why marriages dissolve? Money and sex. Financial issues cause strain. Contrary to stereotype, it's usually the guy who is bad with money. Issues with lack of sex are typically the man not getting enough. Men and women also have different responses. When a man is tired, stressed, etc., he typically finds sex to be a great stress reliever. Women are the opposite. Fatigue, stress, etc., typically mean she's not interested in anything other than talking. No man should pressure a woman into sex. No man should ever lie or use invective or exaggeration about the desire for sex. However, women should allow men to be able to discuss their feelings about it. Your guy's being short tempered? Frustrated? Acting snappy? Seems unmotivated toward you? Seems like he doesn't want to be your venting post the way he used to? Seems like something changed in the past few weeks? Ask yourself whether any part of the relationship has changed. Did sex used to be a three or four times per week thing? Now it's a couple times per month or less? Believe me - there can be a cause and effect relationship to it. Men have desires, too. No woman would like it if her her SO decided to make meaningful conversations or discusions a once-in-a-blue-moon thing. No woman would like it if the guy was rarely up for talking or a nice dinner date. Again, men should never use ruse or anything like that to talk his gal into "putting out" as Krisanne put it. Then again, neither should women expect their guys to be happy with extended or constant "dry spells." And if such a dry spell is occurring, the woman should also be honest about the reasons for it. There are plenty of quite reasonable excuses, by the way. A g/f of mine was going through chemotherapy. Okay, I can understand that. Pregnancy is also a damned good reason. Having some sort of contempt or physical disgust for your SO is another reason. If the thought of sex with your SO disgusts you for some reason, don't you think that he should know that? Women have their reasons for not feeling like sex. Guys cannot read minds. At least let the guys know. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #63 October 25, 2006 I think I need to print this one out and keep it for the archivesDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #64 October 25, 2006 *golfclap* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #65 October 25, 2006 Quote*golfclap* Shit - now I actually have to read it all now.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #66 October 25, 2006 and the short version is ?Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #67 October 25, 2006 Quoteand the short version is ? Men have needs. So do women. It's good if they talk about it."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #68 October 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteand the short version is ? Men have needs. So do women. It's good if they talk about it. better if she helps you blow your load. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #69 October 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteand the short version is ? Men have needs. So do women. It's good if they talk about it. Synopsis: 1) Greek mythology tells us women enjoy it more, which is why men need it more; 2) There are actual medical problems that can result from a man's lack of sex; 3) Men's increased need is evidenced by wet dreams; 4) It's easier for a man without an SO to go without sex than to have temptation there every night; 5) Sex is a normal need for men, and lack of it can be expressed by bitterness or resent by the man; 6) Woman shouldn't deny sex to men any more than men should deny conversation to a woman; 7) Men should never try to convince a woman to put out; and 8) Men and women should talk about the sexual part of a relationhship. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #70 October 25, 2006 You can back me up on the "chronic prostatitis" part of it, doc. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #71 October 26, 2006 Quote What's 3 or 4 times a day buy ya? A job with Vivid Video?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #72 October 26, 2006 QuoteSo did everyone miss this the very last part... QuoteMen are not alone in experiencing the discomfort of unrelieved vasocongestion. Women's genitals also become engorged with blood during sexual arousal and, like their male counterparts, women can experience pelvic heaviness and aching if they do not reach orgasm. P.I.D... Pelvic Inflammatory Disease. Possible connection with endometriosis, IIRC. aka "Pussy In Distress"Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
