NWFlyer 2 #26 October 25, 2006 Quote But it's more fun when you're involved. The way I look at it, the woman and I could be like cancer screening buddies. She helps me avoid prostate cancer at the same time I check her for breast cancer. You're such a giver. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #27 October 25, 2006 sounds like lisamarie for the last yr + Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douva 0 #28 October 25, 2006 QuoteYes. Actually it is a Medical Condition that can affect both sexes. I think the clinical name for it is "LakaNookie". Those suffering from LakaNookie typically exhibit the following symptoms: Irritability Crankiness Mood Swings General discomfort Desire to Post on DZ.com excessively Does this mean I can get my medical insurance to pay for a hooker? I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #29 October 25, 2006 QuoteDoes this mean I can get my medical insurance to pay for a hooker? "Hooker" is such a harsh term. "Tension Relief Specialist" maybe? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #30 October 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteDoes this mean I can get my medical insurance to pay for a hooker? "Hooker" is such a harsh term. "Tension Relief Specialist" maybe? Walt i think it may depend 1) if they are asian and 2) if they are in the US illegally. Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #31 October 25, 2006 QuoteDoes this mean I can get my medical insurance to pay for a hooker? Say it with me............"Physical Therapist." Just have them bill at as something less obvious than "Madame Wu's Tokyo Massage." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #32 October 25, 2006 Take me for example: Still think it's bullshit? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #33 October 25, 2006 What is this thing called 'sex' we are speaking of? Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #34 October 25, 2006 I have no recollection of it either. And I don't even have a brain injury! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #35 October 25, 2006 QuoteI have no recollection of it either. And I don't even have a brain injury! You may not have a brain injury, but you're blonde...same thing. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #36 October 25, 2006 No, I'm not. I'm a brunette. I went to the hair salon and asked for intelligence. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #37 October 25, 2006 QuoteAnd I don't even have a brain injury! Injury... Defect.. Whats the difference?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #38 October 25, 2006 QuoteNo, I'm not. I'm a brunette. I went to the hair salon and asked for intelligence. wolf in sheep's clothing Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #39 October 25, 2006 I call BS on that as well Walt. It's a basic need in the Hierarchy of Needs...Survival. http://www.managingchange.com/dynamic/maslow.htm _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #40 October 25, 2006 QuoteNo, I'm not. I'm a brunette. I went to the hair salon and asked for intelligence. You should go back to that hair salon and ask for a refund. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #41 October 25, 2006 Oh yeah? Well . . . um . . . where'd you get those clothes from? The toilet store? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #42 October 25, 2006 QuoteOh yeah? Well . . . um . . . where'd you get those clothes from? The toilet store? wow, that needs to be quoted so you can't erase it. Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #43 October 25, 2006 QuoteWell . . . um . . . where'd you get those clothes from? The toilet store? That ENTIRE cast deserved an academy award! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #44 October 25, 2006 QuoteOh yeah? Well . . . um . . . where'd you get those clothes from? The toilet store? HAHAHAHAHAHAA classicScars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #45 October 25, 2006 Quote away. It's not mine. It's an adapted "Anchorman" quote. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #46 October 25, 2006 Being a person who has sufferd from, (as you americans put it "blue balls") we English with our command of the language call it Bollock ache, any way I digress, I sufferd blue balls with a certain girl, who at the time I was not going out with, being an adult I explained to her my situation an to muy surprise we came to an agreement, I gave her a full body massage with aromatic oils an she relived my ache, this went on for six months. Years latter we are still good friends an sometimes laugh about bollock ache, Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #47 October 25, 2006 yes, but for some reason, it's fitting Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #48 October 25, 2006 QuoteOh yeah? Well . . . um . . . where'd you get those clothes from? The toilet store? What clothes? I'm not wearing any clothes. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #49 October 25, 2006 Quotewe English with our command or the language Indeed, many years ago your people were faced with that choice. Unfortunately for you, they chose the language. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #50 October 25, 2006 QuoteI gave her a full body massage with aromatic oils an she relived my ache, this went on for six months. Funny thing is...........that's a fair trade to a woman. Strange creatures they are. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
