Boobie joke

[StreetScooby 5]

If girls with big boobies work at Hooters, where do girls with one leg work?









































IHOP

We are all engines of karma

[waltappel 1]

Ok, this practically begs to continue the thread with those jokes about what you call a guy with no arms and legs who...

...is buried under some leaves? Russel

...is in front of a door? Matt

...is nailed to the wall? Art

Carry on.

Walt

[Samurai136 0]

Q: What did the female deer say as she came out of the forest?
A: "I'll never do that for two bucks again."


Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No eye deer.

Q: What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
A: Still no eye deer.

Q:what do you call a deer with no eyes no legs and no balls?
A:still no fucking eye deer


Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh. (think about it.)

"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian
Ken

[MikeD10834 0]

BTW....the name of the gal with 1 leg working at IHOP is Ilean
The guy on the side of a hill? ...Cliff
Swimming in a pool? ...Bob
A gal with no arms/legs? ...Cunswaylow
A dog with no arms and legs? ...Doesn't matter. Call him anything you want and he still isn't going to come to you. But, if you happen to have one, what would you do with him? ...Put him on a leash and take him for a drag.

[StreetScooby 5]

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BTW....the name of the gal with 1 leg working at IHOP is Ilean

We are all engines of karma

[Samurai136 0]

hey, did you hear who won the Bangkok marathon?















































I heard it was a Thai!!

"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian
Ken

[Peej 0]

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BTW....the name of the gal with 1 leg working at IHOP is Ilean
The guy on the side of a hill? ...Cliff
Swimming in a pool? ...Bob
A gal with no arms/legs? ...Cunswaylow
A dog with no arms and legs? ...Doesn't matter. Call him anything you want and he still isn't going to come to you. But, if you happen to have one, what would you do with him? ...Put him on a leash and take him for a drag.

Nah uh, you'd call him Cigarrette and then you'd take him out for a drag!

Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky

[raftman 12]

Oh Yeah, the oriental gal with 1 leg working at IHOP is named Irene

[turtlespeed 226]

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Ok, this practically begs to continue the thread with those jokes about what you call a guy with no arms and legs who...

...is buried under some leaves? Russel

...is in front of a door? Matt

...is nailed to the wall? Art

Carry on.

Walt

. . . In your Jaccuzzi? Stew

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[StreetScooby 5]

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. . . In your Jaccuzzi? Stew

In this case, sounds like Stew could have arms and legs

We are all engines of karma

[turtlespeed 226]

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. . . In your Jaccuzzi? Stew

In this case, sounds like Stew could have arms and legs

Arms and legs sold seperately.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[lawrocket 3]

Q: How do you capture Dolly Parton?
A: With a boobie trap.

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...is buried under some leaves? Russel

... is buried under a pile of rotting leaves? Pete

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...is nailed to the wall? Art

...arms and legs nailed to the wall? Pieces of Art.

...Two guys above your window? Curt & Rod
...at the bottom of a grave? Doug.
...falling into a grave? Phil.
...hanging from a tree? Barry.
...in a flower bed? Bud.
...out in the ocean? Bob.
...waterskiing? Skip.
...at the bottom of a lake? Sandy.
...in your mailbox? Bill.
...in a spice rack? Herb.
...on the radio? Mike.
...in your drums? Tom.
...on your grill? Frank.

What do you call girl with no arms or legs
... on your grill? Patty.
...in a fishing boat? Annette.
...in a sewer? Flo.
...in a backpack? Carrie.

What do you call a redneck boy with no arms and no legs out in the ocean? Buoy.
What do you call Mike Tyson with no arms or legs? "PUSSY!" (hey, what's gonna do?)

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[GrabGrass 0]

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Q: What did the female deer say as she came out of the forest?
A: "I'll never do that for two bucks again."


Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No eye deer.

Q: What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
A: Still no eye deer.

Q:what do you call a deer with no eyes no legs and no balls?
A:still no fucking eye deer


Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh. (think about it.)

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