yardhippie 0 #1 October 30, 2006 That men will get any better. Were heathens. We fart and burp and lie and cheat and steal, but not all at once! Its part of our genitic makeup. There is only one creature on earth we can be calmed by: Women. Some of us accept that and move one. some women find one with a bit less shit that the norm and snatch them up. Its hit or miss I tell ya! Inspired by Kelly's thread. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #2 October 30, 2006 QuoteWe fart and burp and lie and cheat and steal, but not all at once! Speak for yourself. Some of us are quite capable of doing all at the same time!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #3 October 30, 2006 you just did what i usually do. get in the corner! Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #4 October 30, 2006 QuoteQuoteWe fart and burp and lie and cheat and steal, but not all at once! Speak for yourself. Some of us are quite capable of doing all at the same time!! Teach me o great one. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #5 October 30, 2006 QuoteThat men will get any better. Oh, I don't. I assume a steady decline. That's why I figure I might as well enjoy them early cuz it's all downhill. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #6 October 30, 2006 QuoteQuoteWe fart and burp and lie and cheat and steal, but not all at once! Speak for yourself. Some of us are quite capable of doing all at the same time!! For some reason, farting and burping at the same time makes me a little nervous. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #7 October 30, 2006 Quote. I assume a steady decline what do you expect with the whole "equal rights" thing. can't have your cake and eat it too Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #8 October 30, 2006 QuoteQuoteThat men will get any better. Oh, I don't. I assume a steady decline. That's why I figure I might as well enjoy them early cuz it's all downhill. are we talking depreciation here? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #9 October 30, 2006 QuoteThat men will get any better. I don't assume that anymore, I've just learned to lower my expecations...a lot. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #10 October 31, 2006 Quote For some reason, farting and burping at the same time makes me a little nervous. It just means they have dual carbs! We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #11 October 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteThat men will get any better. I don't assume that anymore, I've just learned to lower my expecations...a lot. See! those who expect nothing are never dissapointed! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #12 October 31, 2006 Men do get better. When you install a dog shock collar around their neck, they learn real fast. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #13 October 31, 2006 I never ASSUME, cause you know what assume means dontcha?? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #14 October 31, 2006 QuoteThere is only one creature on earth we can be calmed by: Women. I'm not convinced, a Polar bear on the other hand would calm the fuck out of me. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #15 October 31, 2006 QuoteI've just learned to lower my expecations...a lot. Women... Isn't it always that way? Checkin' the package. Hey, my eyes are up here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #16 October 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteI've just learned to lower my expecations...a lot. Women... Isn't it always that way? Checkin' the package. Hey, my eyes are up here. lol! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #17 October 31, 2006 QuoteOh, I don't. I assume a steady decline. That's why I figure I might as well enjoy them early cuz it's all downhill. Yeah at least when you get them early... they still have LOTS of energy too Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Calvin19 0 #18 October 31, 2006 i been sayin it, its hopeless. -SPACE- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #19 October 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteThat men will get any better. Oh, I don't. I assume a steady decline. That's why I figure I might as well enjoy them early cuz it's all downhill. Thats the reason I gave up. Either accept me for who I am or take a hike. I've gotten over needing someone."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
4WayXena 0 #20 October 31, 2006 ...And you guys think that trying to find a decent woman is a picnic? Guys, if you're neurotic, incapable of fidelity, capable of making up what I'm thinking for me, act constantly like you're PMSing, etc. then you can claim to be a lesbian trapped in a man's body... GOGA ain't all it's cracked up to be. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #21 October 31, 2006 Quote...And you guys think that trying to find a decent woman is a picnic?I like picnics... well except for the possibility of ants... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #22 October 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteThat men will get any better. I don't assume that anymore, I've just learned to lower my expecations...a lot. See! those who expect nothing are never dissapointed! and the best thing is that they dont run to the police Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
