MikeForsythe 0 #51 October 31, 2006 Quotebesides - it's that mythical concoction that you make that keeps them all thereAnd you point is??????? Remember the bull theory my son!Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #52 October 31, 2006 QuoteMy experience with my SO tells me that a woman can be just as logical as a man, BUT for some odd reason, fails to do so on many occasions. Again, Im gonna pick on her here, but more often then not she takes the proverbial cart and places it in front of the horse. I ask why? Response: I dont know, it sounded good. Feel free to crucify me now. Heheh.. after many hours of hippie/hottie observation, much of the hottie's decision making/logical process is a direct result of "hippie management". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #53 October 31, 2006 *** just so illogical? Quote Because we were made from the rib of a MAN! What do ya expect?Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #54 October 31, 2006 I was just explaining to a woman last night that, unfortunately for her, logic is an attribute solely associated with a penis. Fortunately for her though, it's an attribute that is transferable via direct contact, and I'm more than happy to share mine with her whenever she'd like. I'm such a giver. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #55 October 31, 2006 QuoteBecause we were made from the rib of a MAN! What do ya expect? Throughout my life.. There have many times when my only thought was... "I want my Rib back!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydivermom 0 #56 October 31, 2006 ***I want my Rib back!!" Quote Oh, you can have it back....we can survive just fine with one less rib!Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites selbbub78 0 #57 October 31, 2006 Quote***I want my Rib back!!" Quote Oh, you can have it back....we can survive just fine with one less rib! We'd probably be better off "Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #58 October 31, 2006 Quote Because we were made from the rib of a MAN! What do ya expect? Old joke time... Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he'd noticed that each lion had a lioness, each bull elephant a cow...that all the other animals in the garden had mates, and he wished he had one as well. God said that he could give Adam a woman. Adam asked, "What's a woman?" He said, "This woman will be a beautiful, intelligent and kind mate for you. She'll give you backrubs and cook for you and provide for your physical needs whenever you like. She will respect you, clean for you, not nag you, and I'll even give her the ability to do this thing with her mouth that will...well, you'll just have see. Anyhow, she'll be the ultimate companion who will never leave you desiring more. Such a prize will not come without sacrifice though. In order for me to give you such a wonderful thing, I will require that you give up one arm, one leg, one eye, one ear, and one testicle." Adam thought for a moment with a concerned look on his face, then asked, "Meh...What can I get for a rib?" Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RkyMtnHigh 0 #59 October 31, 2006 I know where you'll be this weekend...so bend over! I have a whip to crack _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #60 October 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteMy experience with my SO tells me that a woman can be just as logical as a man, BUT for some odd reason, fails to do so on many occasions. Again, Im gonna pick on her here, but more often then not she takes the proverbial cart and places it in front of the horse. I ask why? Response: I dont know, it sounded good. Feel free to crucify me now. Heheh.. after many hours of hippie/hottie observation, much of the hottie's decision making/logical process is a direct result of "hippie management". and "hippie management" is not a response generated trait. To apply logic to "hippie managment" would prevent said manager from performing any task to completion. As we all know well Hippie tends to... Ooooh Shiney!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #61 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuote***I want my Rib back!!" Quote Oh, you can have it back....we can survive just fine with one less rib! We'd probably be better off Then, even the mistaken appearance of logic existing, however slight, or assumed, that some women have, will dissapear utterly.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shell666 0 #62 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteShouldn't you be wearing white to match all the rest of the appliances in the kitchen?. Hope life is treating you well. Stay safe, Mike Wearing white? Matching the appliances? I don't understand this logic. I believe "Mr Logical" meant you should be wearing white so the DISHWASHER matches the rest of the appliances! Perhaps we're not as logical as they'd like us to be but at least we remember the punchline to a joke! 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #63 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteShouldn't you be wearing white to match all the rest of the appliances in the kitchen?. Hope life is treating you well. Stay safe, Mike Wearing white? Matching the appliances? I don't understand this logic. I believe "Mr Logical" meant you should be wearing white so the DISHWASHER matches the rest of the appliances! Perhaps we're not as logical as they'd like us to be but at least we remember the punchline to a joke! 'Shell Sigh . . . Why do women wear a white wedding dress . . . so she can be color coordinated with the appliances in the kitchen.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shell666 0 #64 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteShouldn't you be wearing white to match all the rest of the appliances in the kitchen?. Wearing white? Matching the appliances? I don't understand this logic. I believe "Mr Logical" meant you should be wearing white so the DISHWASHER matches the rest of the appliances! Perhaps we're not as logical as they'd like us to be but at least we remember the punchline to a joke! 'Shell Sigh . . . Why do women wear a white wedding dress . . . so she can be color coordinated with the appliances in the kitchen. Yes, my dear ... I KNOW the actual joke. I was just adding to Mike's version of it ... 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #65 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteShouldn't you be wearing white to match all the rest of the appliances in the kitchen?. Wearing white? Matching the appliances? I don't understand this logic. I believe "Mr Logical" meant you should be wearing white so the DISHWASHER matches the rest of the appliances! Perhaps we're not as logical as they'd like us to be but at least we remember the punchline to a joke! 'Shell Sigh . . . Why do women wear a white wedding dress . . . so she can be color coordinated with the appliances in the kitchen. Yes, my dear ... I KNOW the actual joke. I was just adding to Mike's version of it ... That wasn't very logical . . . you see - I am known as "Turtle".I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindsey 0 #66 November 1, 2006 I wonder how many of the "logical" men have effectively cut themselves off (lol) with all these bone-headed comments. -- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #67 November 1, 2006 QuoteI wonder how many of the "logical" men have effectively cut themselves off (lol) with all these bone-headed comments. There was no mention of tact . . . jut logic.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #68 November 1, 2006 QuoteI wonder how many of the "logical" men have effectively cut themselves off (lol) with all these bone-headed comments. My first thought was "probably none", but on further reflection I realized the answer likely lies between 0 and -2. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #69 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteShouldn't you be wearing white to match all the rest of the appliances in the kitchen?. Hope life is treating you well. Stay safe, Mike Wearing white? Matching the appliances? I don't understand this logic. I believe "Mr Logical" meant you should be wearing white so the DISHWASHER matches the rest of the appliances! Perhaps we're not as logical as they'd like us to be but at least we remember the punchline to a joke! 'Shell Sigh . . . Why do women wear a white wedding dress . . . so she can be color coordinated with the appliances in the kitchen.That doesn't make any sense at all. My appliances are all red. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites antifnsocial 0 #70 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteI wonder how many of the "logical" men have effectively cut themselves off (lol) with all these bone-headed comments. There was no mention of tact brains . . . just logic.Women are logical. We tell men things that are true all the time and they just never listen. See, the way I figure it is, some of you just have your heads so far up your behinds that you can't hear us. We think with our instincts, hearts and brains. Men, well they think with something a little lower. I would much rather trust my heart. If you don't like that? Then go gay and bag something 'logical'. We won't notice in the least. Take your fn logic and use it to comfort you when you get bit in the ass and are crying in your beer about not listing to us and following our advice in the first place. Then turn around and do the same damn stupid thing again and again. And stop your bitching & moaning too while you're at it. Wth kind of fluff post is this anyways. I thought you were better than this. And you get in the kitchen and make ME a sandwich, you're probably a better cook anyways. You probably do it LOGICALLY. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #71 November 1, 2006 Oh Girl, there is SO MUCH FUCKING difference between the truth and logic. Thank you for proving my argument for me. I knew you were good for something.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 3 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
livendive 8 #54 October 31, 2006 I was just explaining to a woman last night that, unfortunately for her, logic is an attribute solely associated with a penis. Fortunately for her though, it's an attribute that is transferable via direct contact, and I'm more than happy to share mine with her whenever she'd like. I'm such a giver. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #55 October 31, 2006 QuoteBecause we were made from the rib of a MAN! What do ya expect? Throughout my life.. There have many times when my only thought was... "I want my Rib back!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #56 October 31, 2006 ***I want my Rib back!!" Quote Oh, you can have it back....we can survive just fine with one less rib!Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites selbbub78 0 #57 October 31, 2006 Quote***I want my Rib back!!" Quote Oh, you can have it back....we can survive just fine with one less rib! We'd probably be better off "Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #58 October 31, 2006 Quote Because we were made from the rib of a MAN! What do ya expect? Old joke time... Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he'd noticed that each lion had a lioness, each bull elephant a cow...that all the other animals in the garden had mates, and he wished he had one as well. God said that he could give Adam a woman. Adam asked, "What's a woman?" He said, "This woman will be a beautiful, intelligent and kind mate for you. She'll give you backrubs and cook for you and provide for your physical needs whenever you like. She will respect you, clean for you, not nag you, and I'll even give her the ability to do this thing with her mouth that will...well, you'll just have see. Anyhow, she'll be the ultimate companion who will never leave you desiring more. Such a prize will not come without sacrifice though. In order for me to give you such a wonderful thing, I will require that you give up one arm, one leg, one eye, one ear, and one testicle." Adam thought for a moment with a concerned look on his face, then asked, "Meh...What can I get for a rib?" Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RkyMtnHigh 0 #59 October 31, 2006 I know where you'll be this weekend...so bend over! I have a whip to crack _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #60 October 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteMy experience with my SO tells me that a woman can be just as logical as a man, BUT for some odd reason, fails to do so on many occasions. Again, Im gonna pick on her here, but more often then not she takes the proverbial cart and places it in front of the horse. I ask why? Response: I dont know, it sounded good. Feel free to crucify me now. Heheh.. after many hours of hippie/hottie observation, much of the hottie's decision making/logical process is a direct result of "hippie management". and "hippie management" is not a response generated trait. To apply logic to "hippie managment" would prevent said manager from performing any task to completion. As we all know well Hippie tends to... Ooooh Shiney!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #61 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuote***I want my Rib back!!" Quote Oh, you can have it back....we can survive just fine with one less rib! We'd probably be better off Then, even the mistaken appearance of logic existing, however slight, or assumed, that some women have, will dissapear utterly.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shell666 0 #62 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteShouldn't you be wearing white to match all the rest of the appliances in the kitchen?. Hope life is treating you well. Stay safe, Mike Wearing white? Matching the appliances? I don't understand this logic. I believe "Mr Logical" meant you should be wearing white so the DISHWASHER matches the rest of the appliances! Perhaps we're not as logical as they'd like us to be but at least we remember the punchline to a joke! 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #63 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteShouldn't you be wearing white to match all the rest of the appliances in the kitchen?. Hope life is treating you well. Stay safe, Mike Wearing white? Matching the appliances? I don't understand this logic. I believe "Mr Logical" meant you should be wearing white so the DISHWASHER matches the rest of the appliances! Perhaps we're not as logical as they'd like us to be but at least we remember the punchline to a joke! 'Shell Sigh . . . Why do women wear a white wedding dress . . . so she can be color coordinated with the appliances in the kitchen.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shell666 0 #64 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteShouldn't you be wearing white to match all the rest of the appliances in the kitchen?. Wearing white? Matching the appliances? I don't understand this logic. I believe "Mr Logical" meant you should be wearing white so the DISHWASHER matches the rest of the appliances! Perhaps we're not as logical as they'd like us to be but at least we remember the punchline to a joke! 'Shell Sigh . . . Why do women wear a white wedding dress . . . so she can be color coordinated with the appliances in the kitchen. Yes, my dear ... I KNOW the actual joke. I was just adding to Mike's version of it ... 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #65 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteShouldn't you be wearing white to match all the rest of the appliances in the kitchen?. Wearing white? Matching the appliances? I don't understand this logic. I believe "Mr Logical" meant you should be wearing white so the DISHWASHER matches the rest of the appliances! Perhaps we're not as logical as they'd like us to be but at least we remember the punchline to a joke! 'Shell Sigh . . . Why do women wear a white wedding dress . . . so she can be color coordinated with the appliances in the kitchen. Yes, my dear ... I KNOW the actual joke. I was just adding to Mike's version of it ... That wasn't very logical . . . you see - I am known as "Turtle".I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindsey 0 #66 November 1, 2006 I wonder how many of the "logical" men have effectively cut themselves off (lol) with all these bone-headed comments. -- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #67 November 1, 2006 QuoteI wonder how many of the "logical" men have effectively cut themselves off (lol) with all these bone-headed comments. There was no mention of tact . . . jut logic.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #68 November 1, 2006 QuoteI wonder how many of the "logical" men have effectively cut themselves off (lol) with all these bone-headed comments. My first thought was "probably none", but on further reflection I realized the answer likely lies between 0 and -2. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #69 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteShouldn't you be wearing white to match all the rest of the appliances in the kitchen?. Hope life is treating you well. Stay safe, Mike Wearing white? Matching the appliances? I don't understand this logic. I believe "Mr Logical" meant you should be wearing white so the DISHWASHER matches the rest of the appliances! Perhaps we're not as logical as they'd like us to be but at least we remember the punchline to a joke! 'Shell Sigh . . . Why do women wear a white wedding dress . . . so she can be color coordinated with the appliances in the kitchen.That doesn't make any sense at all. My appliances are all red. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites antifnsocial 0 #70 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteI wonder how many of the "logical" men have effectively cut themselves off (lol) with all these bone-headed comments. There was no mention of tact brains . . . just logic.Women are logical. We tell men things that are true all the time and they just never listen. See, the way I figure it is, some of you just have your heads so far up your behinds that you can't hear us. We think with our instincts, hearts and brains. Men, well they think with something a little lower. I would much rather trust my heart. If you don't like that? Then go gay and bag something 'logical'. We won't notice in the least. Take your fn logic and use it to comfort you when you get bit in the ass and are crying in your beer about not listing to us and following our advice in the first place. Then turn around and do the same damn stupid thing again and again. And stop your bitching & moaning too while you're at it. Wth kind of fluff post is this anyways. I thought you were better than this. And you get in the kitchen and make ME a sandwich, you're probably a better cook anyways. You probably do it LOGICALLY. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #71 November 1, 2006 Oh Girl, there is SO MUCH FUCKING difference between the truth and logic. Thank you for proving my argument for me. I knew you were good for something.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 3 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
selbbub78 0 #57 October 31, 2006 Quote***I want my Rib back!!" Quote Oh, you can have it back....we can survive just fine with one less rib! We'd probably be better off "Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #58 October 31, 2006 Quote Because we were made from the rib of a MAN! What do ya expect? Old joke time... Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he'd noticed that each lion had a lioness, each bull elephant a cow...that all the other animals in the garden had mates, and he wished he had one as well. God said that he could give Adam a woman. Adam asked, "What's a woman?" He said, "This woman will be a beautiful, intelligent and kind mate for you. She'll give you backrubs and cook for you and provide for your physical needs whenever you like. She will respect you, clean for you, not nag you, and I'll even give her the ability to do this thing with her mouth that will...well, you'll just have see. Anyhow, she'll be the ultimate companion who will never leave you desiring more. Such a prize will not come without sacrifice though. In order for me to give you such a wonderful thing, I will require that you give up one arm, one leg, one eye, one ear, and one testicle." Adam thought for a moment with a concerned look on his face, then asked, "Meh...What can I get for a rib?" Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RkyMtnHigh 0 #59 October 31, 2006 I know where you'll be this weekend...so bend over! I have a whip to crack _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #60 October 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteMy experience with my SO tells me that a woman can be just as logical as a man, BUT for some odd reason, fails to do so on many occasions. Again, Im gonna pick on her here, but more often then not she takes the proverbial cart and places it in front of the horse. I ask why? Response: I dont know, it sounded good. Feel free to crucify me now. Heheh.. after many hours of hippie/hottie observation, much of the hottie's decision making/logical process is a direct result of "hippie management". and "hippie management" is not a response generated trait. To apply logic to "hippie managment" would prevent said manager from performing any task to completion. As we all know well Hippie tends to... Ooooh Shiney!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #61 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuote***I want my Rib back!!" Quote Oh, you can have it back....we can survive just fine with one less rib! We'd probably be better off Then, even the mistaken appearance of logic existing, however slight, or assumed, that some women have, will dissapear utterly.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shell666 0 #62 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteShouldn't you be wearing white to match all the rest of the appliances in the kitchen?. Hope life is treating you well. Stay safe, Mike Wearing white? Matching the appliances? I don't understand this logic. I believe "Mr Logical" meant you should be wearing white so the DISHWASHER matches the rest of the appliances! Perhaps we're not as logical as they'd like us to be but at least we remember the punchline to a joke! 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #63 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteShouldn't you be wearing white to match all the rest of the appliances in the kitchen?. Hope life is treating you well. Stay safe, Mike Wearing white? Matching the appliances? I don't understand this logic. I believe "Mr Logical" meant you should be wearing white so the DISHWASHER matches the rest of the appliances! Perhaps we're not as logical as they'd like us to be but at least we remember the punchline to a joke! 'Shell Sigh . . . Why do women wear a white wedding dress . . . so she can be color coordinated with the appliances in the kitchen.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shell666 0 #64 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteShouldn't you be wearing white to match all the rest of the appliances in the kitchen?. Wearing white? Matching the appliances? I don't understand this logic. I believe "Mr Logical" meant you should be wearing white so the DISHWASHER matches the rest of the appliances! Perhaps we're not as logical as they'd like us to be but at least we remember the punchline to a joke! 'Shell Sigh . . . Why do women wear a white wedding dress . . . so she can be color coordinated with the appliances in the kitchen. Yes, my dear ... I KNOW the actual joke. I was just adding to Mike's version of it ... 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #65 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteShouldn't you be wearing white to match all the rest of the appliances in the kitchen?. Wearing white? Matching the appliances? I don't understand this logic. I believe "Mr Logical" meant you should be wearing white so the DISHWASHER matches the rest of the appliances! Perhaps we're not as logical as they'd like us to be but at least we remember the punchline to a joke! 'Shell Sigh . . . Why do women wear a white wedding dress . . . so she can be color coordinated with the appliances in the kitchen. Yes, my dear ... I KNOW the actual joke. I was just adding to Mike's version of it ... That wasn't very logical . . . you see - I am known as "Turtle".I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindsey 0 #66 November 1, 2006 I wonder how many of the "logical" men have effectively cut themselves off (lol) with all these bone-headed comments. -- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #67 November 1, 2006 QuoteI wonder how many of the "logical" men have effectively cut themselves off (lol) with all these bone-headed comments. There was no mention of tact . . . jut logic.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #68 November 1, 2006 QuoteI wonder how many of the "logical" men have effectively cut themselves off (lol) with all these bone-headed comments. My first thought was "probably none", but on further reflection I realized the answer likely lies between 0 and -2. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #69 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteShouldn't you be wearing white to match all the rest of the appliances in the kitchen?. Hope life is treating you well. Stay safe, Mike Wearing white? Matching the appliances? I don't understand this logic. I believe "Mr Logical" meant you should be wearing white so the DISHWASHER matches the rest of the appliances! Perhaps we're not as logical as they'd like us to be but at least we remember the punchline to a joke! 'Shell Sigh . . . Why do women wear a white wedding dress . . . so she can be color coordinated with the appliances in the kitchen.That doesn't make any sense at all. My appliances are all red. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites antifnsocial 0 #70 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteI wonder how many of the "logical" men have effectively cut themselves off (lol) with all these bone-headed comments. There was no mention of tact brains . . . just logic.Women are logical. We tell men things that are true all the time and they just never listen. See, the way I figure it is, some of you just have your heads so far up your behinds that you can't hear us. We think with our instincts, hearts and brains. Men, well they think with something a little lower. I would much rather trust my heart. If you don't like that? Then go gay and bag something 'logical'. We won't notice in the least. Take your fn logic and use it to comfort you when you get bit in the ass and are crying in your beer about not listing to us and following our advice in the first place. Then turn around and do the same damn stupid thing again and again. And stop your bitching & moaning too while you're at it. Wth kind of fluff post is this anyways. I thought you were better than this. And you get in the kitchen and make ME a sandwich, you're probably a better cook anyways. You probably do it LOGICALLY. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #71 November 1, 2006 Oh Girl, there is SO MUCH FUCKING difference between the truth and logic. Thank you for proving my argument for me. I knew you were good for something.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 3 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
livendive 8 #58 October 31, 2006 Quote Because we were made from the rib of a MAN! What do ya expect? Old joke time... Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he'd noticed that each lion had a lioness, each bull elephant a cow...that all the other animals in the garden had mates, and he wished he had one as well. God said that he could give Adam a woman. Adam asked, "What's a woman?" He said, "This woman will be a beautiful, intelligent and kind mate for you. She'll give you backrubs and cook for you and provide for your physical needs whenever you like. She will respect you, clean for you, not nag you, and I'll even give her the ability to do this thing with her mouth that will...well, you'll just have see. Anyhow, she'll be the ultimate companion who will never leave you desiring more. Such a prize will not come without sacrifice though. In order for me to give you such a wonderful thing, I will require that you give up one arm, one leg, one eye, one ear, and one testicle." Adam thought for a moment with a concerned look on his face, then asked, "Meh...What can I get for a rib?" Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #59 October 31, 2006 I know where you'll be this weekend...so bend over! I have a whip to crack _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #60 October 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteMy experience with my SO tells me that a woman can be just as logical as a man, BUT for some odd reason, fails to do so on many occasions. Again, Im gonna pick on her here, but more often then not she takes the proverbial cart and places it in front of the horse. I ask why? Response: I dont know, it sounded good. Feel free to crucify me now. Heheh.. after many hours of hippie/hottie observation, much of the hottie's decision making/logical process is a direct result of "hippie management". and "hippie management" is not a response generated trait. To apply logic to "hippie managment" would prevent said manager from performing any task to completion. As we all know well Hippie tends to... Ooooh Shiney!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #61 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuote***I want my Rib back!!" Quote Oh, you can have it back....we can survive just fine with one less rib! We'd probably be better off Then, even the mistaken appearance of logic existing, however slight, or assumed, that some women have, will dissapear utterly.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shell666 0 #62 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteShouldn't you be wearing white to match all the rest of the appliances in the kitchen?. Hope life is treating you well. Stay safe, Mike Wearing white? Matching the appliances? I don't understand this logic. I believe "Mr Logical" meant you should be wearing white so the DISHWASHER matches the rest of the appliances! Perhaps we're not as logical as they'd like us to be but at least we remember the punchline to a joke! 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #63 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteShouldn't you be wearing white to match all the rest of the appliances in the kitchen?. Hope life is treating you well. Stay safe, Mike Wearing white? Matching the appliances? I don't understand this logic. I believe "Mr Logical" meant you should be wearing white so the DISHWASHER matches the rest of the appliances! Perhaps we're not as logical as they'd like us to be but at least we remember the punchline to a joke! 'Shell Sigh . . . Why do women wear a white wedding dress . . . so she can be color coordinated with the appliances in the kitchen.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shell666 0 #64 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteShouldn't you be wearing white to match all the rest of the appliances in the kitchen?. Wearing white? Matching the appliances? I don't understand this logic. I believe "Mr Logical" meant you should be wearing white so the DISHWASHER matches the rest of the appliances! Perhaps we're not as logical as they'd like us to be but at least we remember the punchline to a joke! 'Shell Sigh . . . Why do women wear a white wedding dress . . . so she can be color coordinated with the appliances in the kitchen. Yes, my dear ... I KNOW the actual joke. I was just adding to Mike's version of it ... 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #65 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteShouldn't you be wearing white to match all the rest of the appliances in the kitchen?. Wearing white? Matching the appliances? I don't understand this logic. I believe "Mr Logical" meant you should be wearing white so the DISHWASHER matches the rest of the appliances! Perhaps we're not as logical as they'd like us to be but at least we remember the punchline to a joke! 'Shell Sigh . . . Why do women wear a white wedding dress . . . so she can be color coordinated with the appliances in the kitchen. Yes, my dear ... I KNOW the actual joke. I was just adding to Mike's version of it ... That wasn't very logical . . . you see - I am known as "Turtle".I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindsey 0 #66 November 1, 2006 I wonder how many of the "logical" men have effectively cut themselves off (lol) with all these bone-headed comments. -- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #67 November 1, 2006 QuoteI wonder how many of the "logical" men have effectively cut themselves off (lol) with all these bone-headed comments. There was no mention of tact . . . jut logic.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #68 November 1, 2006 QuoteI wonder how many of the "logical" men have effectively cut themselves off (lol) with all these bone-headed comments. My first thought was "probably none", but on further reflection I realized the answer likely lies between 0 and -2. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #69 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteShouldn't you be wearing white to match all the rest of the appliances in the kitchen?. Hope life is treating you well. Stay safe, Mike Wearing white? Matching the appliances? I don't understand this logic. I believe "Mr Logical" meant you should be wearing white so the DISHWASHER matches the rest of the appliances! Perhaps we're not as logical as they'd like us to be but at least we remember the punchline to a joke! 'Shell Sigh . . . Why do women wear a white wedding dress . . . so she can be color coordinated with the appliances in the kitchen.That doesn't make any sense at all. My appliances are all red. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites antifnsocial 0 #70 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteI wonder how many of the "logical" men have effectively cut themselves off (lol) with all these bone-headed comments. There was no mention of tact brains . . . just logic.Women are logical. We tell men things that are true all the time and they just never listen. See, the way I figure it is, some of you just have your heads so far up your behinds that you can't hear us. We think with our instincts, hearts and brains. Men, well they think with something a little lower. I would much rather trust my heart. If you don't like that? Then go gay and bag something 'logical'. We won't notice in the least. Take your fn logic and use it to comfort you when you get bit in the ass and are crying in your beer about not listing to us and following our advice in the first place. Then turn around and do the same damn stupid thing again and again. And stop your bitching & moaning too while you're at it. Wth kind of fluff post is this anyways. I thought you were better than this. And you get in the kitchen and make ME a sandwich, you're probably a better cook anyways. You probably do it LOGICALLY. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #71 November 1, 2006 Oh Girl, there is SO MUCH FUCKING difference between the truth and logic. Thank you for proving my argument for me. I knew you were good for something.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 3 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Shell666 0 #62 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteShouldn't you be wearing white to match all the rest of the appliances in the kitchen?. Hope life is treating you well. Stay safe, Mike Wearing white? Matching the appliances? I don't understand this logic. I believe "Mr Logical" meant you should be wearing white so the DISHWASHER matches the rest of the appliances! Perhaps we're not as logical as they'd like us to be but at least we remember the punchline to a joke! 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #63 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteShouldn't you be wearing white to match all the rest of the appliances in the kitchen?. Hope life is treating you well. Stay safe, Mike Wearing white? Matching the appliances? I don't understand this logic. I believe "Mr Logical" meant you should be wearing white so the DISHWASHER matches the rest of the appliances! Perhaps we're not as logical as they'd like us to be but at least we remember the punchline to a joke! 'Shell Sigh . . . Why do women wear a white wedding dress . . . so she can be color coordinated with the appliances in the kitchen.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #64 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteShouldn't you be wearing white to match all the rest of the appliances in the kitchen?. Wearing white? Matching the appliances? I don't understand this logic. I believe "Mr Logical" meant you should be wearing white so the DISHWASHER matches the rest of the appliances! Perhaps we're not as logical as they'd like us to be but at least we remember the punchline to a joke! 'Shell Sigh . . . Why do women wear a white wedding dress . . . so she can be color coordinated with the appliances in the kitchen. Yes, my dear ... I KNOW the actual joke. I was just adding to Mike's version of it ... 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #65 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteShouldn't you be wearing white to match all the rest of the appliances in the kitchen?. Wearing white? Matching the appliances? I don't understand this logic. I believe "Mr Logical" meant you should be wearing white so the DISHWASHER matches the rest of the appliances! Perhaps we're not as logical as they'd like us to be but at least we remember the punchline to a joke! 'Shell Sigh . . . Why do women wear a white wedding dress . . . so she can be color coordinated with the appliances in the kitchen. Yes, my dear ... I KNOW the actual joke. I was just adding to Mike's version of it ... That wasn't very logical . . . you see - I am known as "Turtle".I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #66 November 1, 2006 I wonder how many of the "logical" men have effectively cut themselves off (lol) with all these bone-headed comments. -- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #67 November 1, 2006 QuoteI wonder how many of the "logical" men have effectively cut themselves off (lol) with all these bone-headed comments. There was no mention of tact . . . jut logic.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #68 November 1, 2006 QuoteI wonder how many of the "logical" men have effectively cut themselves off (lol) with all these bone-headed comments. My first thought was "probably none", but on further reflection I realized the answer likely lies between 0 and -2. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #69 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteShouldn't you be wearing white to match all the rest of the appliances in the kitchen?. Hope life is treating you well. Stay safe, Mike Wearing white? Matching the appliances? I don't understand this logic. I believe "Mr Logical" meant you should be wearing white so the DISHWASHER matches the rest of the appliances! Perhaps we're not as logical as they'd like us to be but at least we remember the punchline to a joke! 'Shell Sigh . . . Why do women wear a white wedding dress . . . so she can be color coordinated with the appliances in the kitchen.That doesn't make any sense at all. My appliances are all red. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #70 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteI wonder how many of the "logical" men have effectively cut themselves off (lol) with all these bone-headed comments. There was no mention of tact brains . . . just logic.Women are logical. We tell men things that are true all the time and they just never listen. See, the way I figure it is, some of you just have your heads so far up your behinds that you can't hear us. We think with our instincts, hearts and brains. Men, well they think with something a little lower. I would much rather trust my heart. If you don't like that? Then go gay and bag something 'logical'. We won't notice in the least. Take your fn logic and use it to comfort you when you get bit in the ass and are crying in your beer about not listing to us and following our advice in the first place. Then turn around and do the same damn stupid thing again and again. And stop your bitching & moaning too while you're at it. Wth kind of fluff post is this anyways. I thought you were better than this. And you get in the kitchen and make ME a sandwich, you're probably a better cook anyways. You probably do it LOGICALLY. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #71 November 1, 2006 Oh Girl, there is SO MUCH FUCKING difference between the truth and logic. Thank you for proving my argument for me. I knew you were good for something.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
