kelel01 1 #1 October 30, 2006 That women are stupid? No, wait . . . better question. Why are women so stupid? They make the rest of us look like cynical bitches when we don't fall for every lame-as-shit "Is your daddy a thief?" or "I really like you, but I'm just too busy for a relationship" line that's thrown at us. Guys - quit puttin' that shit out there. And ladies, do me a favor - quit falling for it. It's really pissing me off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shmali 0 #2 October 30, 2006 Pineappe Death Juice, If you have to ask you'd rather not know! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #3 October 30, 2006 Are your legs tired? Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teamjenn1 0 #4 October 30, 2006 Quote I'm making the popcorn!*********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #5 October 30, 2006 Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #6 October 30, 2006 kel... sooooo many comments I could make here. but out of my respect for you I'll play nice. I always liked the " I just wanna bone" line. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #7 October 30, 2006 Is that a Keg in yo Pantz?? Cause I sure wanna Tap dat Ass!! (Is that better?? Cause it really is the best line I have.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #8 October 30, 2006 I'm telling ya. Me being a cynic is gonna make me single until I'm dead. But I just can't believe everything (or anything, for that matter) that a guy says . . . because guys are 100% full of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #9 October 30, 2006 Nice shoes.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #10 October 30, 2006 Quote"Is your daddy a thief?" Like that shit works, if you fall for that you deserve labelled 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #11 October 30, 2006 Because women have to pretend to be stupid in order to justify enjoying sex to a society that still refuses to accept their independence? I dunno, I just pulled that out of my ass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #12 October 30, 2006 So I assume a BJ's out of the question? My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #13 October 30, 2006 Quote. Why are women so stupid? They make the rest of us look like cynical bitches when we don't fall for every lame-as-shit "Is your daddy a thief?" or "I really like you, but I'm just too busy for a relationship" line that's thrown at us. Ummm I see your point, but did you ever think that girls fall for that on purpose. Ohhh little old me so stupid and defenseless. Right, they sometimes just want the ass as well. If you aren't lookin for a piece then you won't fall for stupid stuff like that. Look for a piece, get a piece. nuff said. now quit yer bitchin, get in the kitchen, and bake me some pie!!!Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #14 October 30, 2006 QuoteI'm telling ya. Me being a cynic is gonna make me single until I'm dead. But I just can't believe everything (or anything, for that matter) that a guy says . . . because guys are 100% full of shit. well youre into stage 2: acceptance. now if you can just move past that stage. Just ask Hottie, she'll tell ya how full of shit I am. Hell Im lucky theres a boogie this weekend or I might still be in the dog house from our last little outing.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #15 October 30, 2006 Is it hot in here or is it just *you*? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #16 October 30, 2006 It ain't that shit that they fall for that makes me cynical, it's shit like: "I've never wanted to settle down before but I feel like things could be different with you" (because I'm pretty sure that's the only way you're going to sleep with me since we just met) "I'm not looking for anything serious right now. But that might change" (if you stick around and settle for fuck buddy until something better comes along) "We can just go back to my place. Nothing has to happen" (at least not until I get a few more drinks in you). "I'll give you free coaching.""There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #17 October 30, 2006 ***Because women have to pretend to be stupid in order to justify enjoying sex to a society that still refuses to accept their independence? Quote Boy Mike, that explains a LOT!Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PrairieDoug 0 #18 October 30, 2006 I think simplyputsi has it exactly right. BTW, I can't figure out the "Is your daddy a thief?" approach. What's the punch line? Doug Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Buried 0 #19 October 30, 2006 QuoteIs it hot in here or is it just *you*? Quotebecause guys are 100% full of shit. so since guys are always full of shit, you should find one that says "I hate you, go away" Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #20 October 30, 2006 You left off, "As soon as I can, I'm going to leave my wife so I can be with you." At least I think that's how it goes. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #21 October 30, 2006 QuoteWhy do men assume . . . That women are stupid? .... And ladies, do me a favor - quit falling for it. It's really pissing me off. You kind of answered your own question, didn't you? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #22 October 30, 2006 QuoteYou left off, "As soon as I can, I'm going to leave my wife so I can be with you." Oh yeah, that's a classic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SuFantasma 0 #23 October 30, 2006 QuoteI'm telling ya. Me being a cynic is gonna make me single until I'm dead. But I just can't believe everything (or anything, for that matter) that a guy says . . . because guys are 100% full of shit. Does that mean your are pursuing a lesbian lifestyle?Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Buried 0 #24 October 30, 2006 Quote Does that mean your are pursuing a lesbian lifestyle? she has been for a while now Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #25 October 30, 2006 QuoteQuote I'm making the popcorn!I'll bring cupcakes... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next Page 1 of 5 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
PrairieDoug 0 #18 October 30, 2006 I think simplyputsi has it exactly right. BTW, I can't figure out the "Is your daddy a thief?" approach. What's the punch line? Doug Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #19 October 30, 2006 QuoteIs it hot in here or is it just *you*? Quotebecause guys are 100% full of shit. so since guys are always full of shit, you should find one that says "I hate you, go away" Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #20 October 30, 2006 You left off, "As soon as I can, I'm going to leave my wife so I can be with you." At least I think that's how it goes. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #21 October 30, 2006 QuoteWhy do men assume . . . That women are stupid? .... And ladies, do me a favor - quit falling for it. It's really pissing me off. You kind of answered your own question, didn't you? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #22 October 30, 2006 QuoteYou left off, "As soon as I can, I'm going to leave my wife so I can be with you." Oh yeah, that's a classic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #23 October 30, 2006 QuoteI'm telling ya. Me being a cynic is gonna make me single until I'm dead. But I just can't believe everything (or anything, for that matter) that a guy says . . . because guys are 100% full of shit. Does that mean your are pursuing a lesbian lifestyle?Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #24 October 30, 2006 Quote Does that mean your are pursuing a lesbian lifestyle? she has been for a while now Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #25 October 30, 2006 QuoteQuote I'm making the popcorn!I'll bring cupcakes... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
