turtlespeed 226 #1 November 6, 2006 . . . Midgets! Did that really just happen? I'm always SOOO easy! Hey, you're playing with the blue balls that Tara gave me. If I was a midget, I would have to be a party midget too. I think I just really have no idea what is going on. And there is the neighboring camp site. Where should I put this? BrrrrrrrrrrrrITSKY! I know it'll fit - Lemme just put it in and you'll see how it fits. Ok - so let me get this strait . . . Nipples are ok - but kissing is bad - Got it! Guy - You just have to pull it out and show her like this (Quickly Pulls his cock out) Girl - I didn't see anything. Anyone else? I'm still trying to think of more - They are there - in my head - I just have to shake them loose.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #2 November 6, 2006 I wouldn't want to be a midget, cuz they only get to have sex with those freaks with fetishes for small people and I don't like them. Then again, I guess if I were a midget, I'd LOVE those people. If you fuck him, he's gonna fuck you right back. Those midgets are WAY better than Airspeed! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #3 November 6, 2006 "Did I really see what I just saw?" "The good news is that there was no video." "If you fuck up, just be a man and admit it." "Hey! Dave! You don't remember me do you?" "Hi Andy, I'm Dave.' "Get the fuck off the table, you're the wrong pirate." "Wednesday, I'll see you on Tuesday." '...and I'm going to fly you fuckers in the morning!"My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Revillusion 0 #4 November 6, 2006 "They can wear those little backpacks that look like a rig" "It's not detox, it's retox" "I was just sitting here thinking how much I would like some salsa" VIRTUS JUNXIT MORS NON SEPARABIT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 November 6, 2006 Quote"They can wear those little backpacks that look like a rig" "It's not detox, it's retox" "I was just sitting here thinking how much I would like some salsa" 7:30 AM - [cleaning up the mostly demolished hangar] - So, who wants a shot of this nice bottle of jager [Sarcastic] Heh [Single voice]Right here Man! [Guy Cleaning Up] Oh Fuck . . . Alright, If I bring this all the way over to you, you better drink it! No Problem. (Glug Glug Glug) Ahhh - Thanks. >>>> So, has anyone told you the price of a cigarrette lately. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #6 November 6, 2006 "You wanna play with us tonight?" "What time did you get to sleep?" "Last Wednesday" "I'll give the Puke-a-Tron a go."My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #7 November 6, 2006 "Are those smurfs or oompah loompahs?" "I must have that Badger tshirt..take it off NOW!" "Where's my collar and leash?" _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #8 November 7, 2006 ***Midgets! QuoteThose smurfs fucked me up. They were sneaking around and I was afraid I was going going to step on one. "Are those little fuckers skydivers?""I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #9 November 7, 2006 I know who one of those quotes are from... it was one HELL of a night!!!!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #10 November 7, 2006 "You have got to have Katee give you a kiss. It'll hurt, but in a good way." Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RkyMtnHigh 0 #11 November 7, 2006 Quote"You have got to have Katee give you a kiss. It'll hurt, but in a good way." Blues, Dave ...oh yeah! I forgot about that! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dbattman 0 #12 November 7, 2006 Door! Open the door! It's cold back here! Keep your ass SHUT! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #13 November 7, 2006 Quote Door! Open the door! It's cold back here! Keep your ass SHUT!well it was cold back there... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites The_Don 0 #14 November 7, 2006 Quote Door! Open the door! It's cold back here! Keep your ass SHUT! First time I ever saw someone open the door cuz of thier own fart !! David you are truly one of a kind.. Kinda what..?? Weeeeellllllll???? I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bolas 5 #15 November 7, 2006 I can't tell you but I can show you. You don't have to take off any clothes and some women find it ticklish. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RkyMtnHigh 0 #16 November 7, 2006 QuoteI can't tell you but I can show you. You don't have to take off any clothes and some women find it ticklish. That was YOUR quote! I fell for that shit and I want to see the video! Tickled like hell too! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
yardhippie 0 #9 November 7, 2006 I know who one of those quotes are from... it was one HELL of a night!!!!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #10 November 7, 2006 "You have got to have Katee give you a kiss. It'll hurt, but in a good way." Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #11 November 7, 2006 Quote"You have got to have Katee give you a kiss. It'll hurt, but in a good way." Blues, Dave ...oh yeah! I forgot about that! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dbattman 0 #12 November 7, 2006 Door! Open the door! It's cold back here! Keep your ass SHUT! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #13 November 7, 2006 Quote Door! Open the door! It's cold back here! Keep your ass SHUT!well it was cold back there... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #14 November 7, 2006 Quote Door! Open the door! It's cold back here! Keep your ass SHUT! First time I ever saw someone open the door cuz of thier own fart !! David you are truly one of a kind.. Kinda what..?? Weeeeellllllll???? I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #15 November 7, 2006 I can't tell you but I can show you. You don't have to take off any clothes and some women find it ticklish. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #16 November 7, 2006 QuoteI can't tell you but I can show you. You don't have to take off any clothes and some women find it ticklish. That was YOUR quote! I fell for that shit and I want to see the video! Tickled like hell too! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
