guppie01 0 #1 November 6, 2006 I'm open to suggestions, pictures, jokes, etc. Looking for a smile today..... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #2 November 6, 2006 i miss you, little one. Hope you feel better soon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #3 November 6, 2006 Quotei miss you, little one. Hope you feel better soon. Thanks!!!! Miss you too sweetie! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #4 November 6, 2006 Whenever i see a boogie list that you're on...that I'm not.... I get depressed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #5 November 6, 2006 Wanna see something funny? :P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #6 November 6, 2006 QuoteWhenever i see a boogie list that you're on...that I'm not.... I get depressed. awwwww, yes, that's very sweet Cheeseee boy!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #7 November 6, 2006 QuoteWanna see something funny? :P No, but your HUGE thingy sure does help!!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #8 November 6, 2006 Some Horse Sense A fellow walks into a bar, very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, "What's the matter?" The fellow replies, "Well, I've got these two horses (sniff,sniff), and well... I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right foods." The bartender, feeling sorry for the guy, tries to think of somthing he can do. "Why don't you try shaving the tail of one of the horses?" The man stops crying and says, "that sounds like a good idea, I think I'll try it." A few months later he comes back to the bar in worse condition than he was before. "What's the matter now?" the bartender asks. The fellow, in no condition to be in public, answers, "I shaved the tail of one of the horses (sob, sob), but it grew back and I can't tell them apart again!" The bartender, now just wanting him to shut this fool up says, "Why don't you try shaving the mane, maybe that will not grow back?" The fellow stops crying, has a few drinks, and leaves. A few months later the fellow is back in the bar. The bartender has never seen anybody in this sorry of a state. Without the bartender even asking, the fellow breaks into his problems. "I.. I shaved the (sob) mane of one of the (sniff) horses, and... it... it... grew back!" The bartenter, now furious at the guy's general stupidity, yells, "For crying out loud, just measure the stupid horses. Perhaps one is slightly taller that the other one!" The fellow can not believe what the bartender has said and storms out of the bar. The next day the fellow comes running back into the bar as if he had just won the lottery. "It worked, it worked!" he exclaims. "I measured the horses and the black one is two inches taller than the white one!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #9 November 6, 2006 Red-Bull.......it gives you wings."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #10 November 6, 2006 I do good pick me ups Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #11 November 6, 2006 QuoteI do good pick me ups YES, you do! Hope to have one of those soon!!! xoxo g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #13 November 6, 2006 Love you sexy girl. Come visit me I'm sure we would have some fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #14 November 6, 2006 sing...sing a song...make it simple... : ) just sing... : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #15 November 6, 2006 Awwwww.... You poor little fucker. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #16 November 6, 2006 Think of how your actions have made someone else happy! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #17 November 6, 2006 QuoteAwwwww.... You poor little fucker. hmmm didn't really put a smile on my face, but your ugly avatar certainly gives me something to bitch about again!!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #18 November 6, 2006 The Power of Positive Drinking This is why I didn't show up for work yesterday... I was cleaning out my wife's grandpa's cellar and found 12 bottles of his home-bottled grape wine under the steps. My wife told me to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else. I agreed to do the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork form the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I extracted the cork from the second bottle, did likewise, and drank one glass, just to check the taste to see if the old fellow knew his wine making. He did. I then opened the third bottle, and poured it, too, down the sink, but not until drinking one full glass to check the purity. It was very good. I did this, also with the fourth bottle. One glass for myself, and the rest down the sink. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next, and drank one sink out of it and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork from the bottle, then corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour. When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the bottles, corks, glasses and sinks with the other, which were 29, and as the house came by I counted them again, and finally had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I felt so foolish that I couldn't go upstairs and congratulate my wife to tell her what a great winemaker her grandpa was. I will do that after climbing the basement steps the next time they come by. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #19 November 6, 2006 LOL g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SmilingPhoenix 0 #20 November 6, 2006 I saw the funniest license plate holder this morning on the way to work. it read "If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair" That picked me up for the morning!Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #21 November 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteAwwwww.... You poor little fucker. hmmm didn't really put a smile on my face, but your ugly avatar certainly gives me something to bitch about again!!!! gYeah, but he has had worse. I just freaked out a little squirrel again. He was hiding his nut as I walked in the door and I unburied it and stuck it in my pocket and walked in my condo with it. The little sucker just sat staring at me with the most disturbed look on his face. I've been doing this to him for a few weeks now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #22 November 6, 2006 QuoteI'm open to suggestions, pictures, jokes, etc. Looking for a smile today..... g Just think about the looks in the eyes of Dave and me as we walked around the hangar looking for trouble.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #23 November 6, 2006 Quote just freaked out a little squirrel again. He was hiding his nut as I walked in the door and I unburied it and stuck it in my pocket and walked in my condo with it. The little sucker just sat staring at me with the most disturbed look on his face. I've been doing this to him for a few weeks now. LOL, omg that is soooooo evil, it's good!!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BartsDaddy 7 #24 November 6, 2006 MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes." He addressed the man,"Can you name your wife's favorite flower?" Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?" Handguns are only used to fight your way to a good rifle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
