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Andy_Copland

Would you of smacked me in the mouth

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So sitting in Burger King car park waiting to get picked up i have the food and drinks for the token fat American who wont stop bitching about a hangover.

Anyway get in the car and start the 100+ mile drive.

"Ah shit, i did get straws but i must of left em on the grass where i was sitting."

Get to destination and as i step out the car "ah look, i found the straws in my back pocket! Want your straw now?"

Scoop didnt want one either [:/]:D:D:D
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People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

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It had to be ignorant. I like it because it brings out the limey comments and banter or some other shit that just makes me laugh.

Never take me serious on DZ.com :)
And i know your a humper, you can admit it >:(
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People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

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No, but I would've bitch-slapped your tutor/teacher/instructor or whoever it was that taught you to use the word 'of' in that manner.:P

Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money.

Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

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I dont give a fuck what you and your gang say i have 8 people wanting to hump me (ok 7, i voted)

And the Curry sauce is perfectly drinkable.



Your ass is going to be pretty sore.

And you'll probably be "leaking", so go to the store and get some panty liners.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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