kansasskydiver 0 #1 November 7, 2006 bwahahaha, so... Who didn't see this one coming!!! http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=240825>1=7702 Anyone win their office pool?<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 November 7, 2006 His 15 minutes were over long ago, too bad it lasted this long. There was a pre-nup as well, so I saw. So he's going back to the trailer park.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysmurf2 0 #3 November 7, 2006 I am pathetic but am sooooo glad she finally woke up. For no apparent reason I love Britney and 'praise the lord' she got rid of him and is on her way back from the K-Fed white trash side. Feel bad for her little ones though - you know the skeaze is going to try and get as much money as he can any way he can. Including writing a tell-all book and releasing 'personal' videos... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #4 November 7, 2006 yeah, but he probably came out in the lead.. you know - two kids he probably wont need to pay for.. and he 'career' dig get a jumpstart. laughable, but still a jumpstart Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #5 November 8, 2006 Quotebut he probably came out in the lead.. you know - two kids he probably wont need to pay for.. Oh, he is gonna do better than that, I'll tell you... I decided to do the math on what the child support figures will be. Assumptions... 1. The Pop Tart gets primary custody of the two kids; 2. Cletus (Fresno's Finest, hooah!) gets the kids on alternating weekends (Firday night, all day saturday and back by 6:00 on Sunday), 1/2 of the holidays and two weeks in the summer; 3. Pop Tart gets to file head of household and takes exemptions on the kids; 4. Assume she makes $50 million this year and he makes $2.5 million this year; and 5. Assume two other children at $1k each that Cletus is paying, constituting full hardship deductions. 1. Bearing that in mind, by simple math do you think that he will be paying child support, receiving child support, or that neither will pay the other. If you guessed, "He will be receiving child support" then you move on to the next round. 2. How much will he be receiving per month in child support? Between 0 and $25k; between $25k and $50k; between $50k and $75k; or more than $75k. If you answred, "More than $75k" then you will move on to the final round! 3. The final number for child support Pop Tart will be paying Cletus per month is: $76,913; $78,913; 79,913; or $81,913? If you guessed a whopping "$81,913" per month, then you have won our game! YAY!!!! You may say, "But they signed a pre-nup!" Well, agreements regarding child support are unenforceable. D'Oh! Who cares about the rest of the fortune. He'll be makin gmoney off of this for the next 18 years! Hitting that is the best investment Cletus ever made! Can I hear it for Fresno boyz?? YEE HAW! Can I get props for making my home the same place that made Cletus the man he is now? WOO HOO!!! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #6 November 8, 2006 "Pop Tart" I don't care who ya are, that there is funny!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #7 November 8, 2006 That's funny, and terribly pathetic all at the same time...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
