I think I'm going to buy a goat

[jumper03 0]

Someone told me they know a guy that makes $100K / year profit with 40 goats.

So one goat should give me an extra $2500 per year.

It can ride around with me. I shall call it Hortense.

Scars remind us that the past is real

[NWFlyer 2]

Didn't Lyle Lovett do a song about that?

"If I had a goat ..."

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[Buried 0]

baaaaaahhh idea

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

[GogglesnTeeth 6]

I am reminded of "the goat song" by Adam Sandler....

Goggles and Teeth

"You fall like a greased safe!!!"

[akarunway 1]

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Someone told me they know a guy that makes $100K / year profit with 40 goats.

So one goat should give me an extra $2500 per year.

It can ride around with me. I shall call it Hortense.

You need to get a few of THESE goats. They're a riot>http://www.rfaintingfarm.com/fainters.htm

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[jumper03 0]

NO scaring the goats!!

Nubians are the money makers....

Scars remind us that the past is real

[turtlespeed 226]

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Someone told me they know a guy that makes $100K / year profit with 40 goats.

So one goat should give me an extra $2500 per year.

It can ride around with me. I shall call it Hortense.

You've been talking to Clay haven't you?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[jumper03 0]

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Someone told me they know a guy that makes $100K / year profit with 40 goats.

So one goat should give me an extra $2500 per year.

It can ride around with me. I shall call it Hortense.

You've been talking to Clay haven't you?

das sheep!! no goat!

Scars remind us that the past is real

[akarunway 1]

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Someone told me they know a guy that makes $100K / year profit with 40 goats.

So one goat should give me an extra $2500 per year.

It can ride around with me. I shall call it Hortense.

You've been talking to Clay haven't you?

You hear about the guy getting a BJ from a sheep thru the fence? His bud was there and he kept telling him he had to try it. Na. Com'n man it's great. OK. So his bud jumps the fence and gets on his knees.......

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

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Someone told me they know a guy that makes $100K / year profit with 40 goats.

So one goat should give me an extra $2500 per year.

It can ride around with me. I shall call it Hortense.

You've been talking to Clay haven't you?

das sheep!! no goat!

You say tomato - I say tomato

They DO have handles . . .

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[jumpchikk 0]

You can take it with you when you move to New Zealand.

[swedishcelt 0]

Ok, your spelling and grammar has gone to shit again.


You're drunk. Everyone beware. Jumper's drunk.

[turtlespeed 226]

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You can take it with you when you move to New Zealand.

ooooh - they have cliffs there!

You know why cliffs are good.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[jumper03 0]

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You can take it with you when you move to New Zealand.

that a possibility. depends on wat new zeeland has to offer.

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[jumpchikk 0]

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You can take it with you when you move to New Zealand.

ooooh - they have cliffs there!

You know why cliffs are good.

Yep, I know why them cliffs are good...but I'm not implying that he is a sheepfucker and that's why he should move to New Zealand.

Are you drunk Jumper??

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You can take it with you when you move to New Zealand.

ooooh - they have cliffs there!

You know why cliffs are good.

Yep, I know why them cliffs are good...but I'm not implying that he is a sheepfucker and that's why he should move to New Zealand.

Are you drunk Jumper??

MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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[guppie01 0]

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You can take it with you when you move to New Zealand.

that a possibility. depends on wat new zeeland has to offer.

OOOOooooooh, New Zealand has LOTS to offer!!!!

g

"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

[TheAnvil 0]

Keep it away from Clay.

Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

[jumper03 0]

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You can take it with you when you move to New Zealand.

that a possibility. depends on wat new zeeland has to offer.

TELL TELL TELL!!!!


OOOOooooooh, New Zealand has LOTS to offer!!!!

g

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[jumpchikk 0]

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Are you drunk Jumper??

MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[jumper03 0]

i ment NNNNOOOO

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[guppie01 0]

Well, in my humble opinion I believe that New Zealand is heaven on earth! The most beautiful place I've ever visited, the only place I didn't want to leave.

g

"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

[jumper03 0]

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Well, in my humble opinion I believe that New Zealand is heaven on earth! The most beautiful place I've ever visited, the only place I didn't want to leave.

g

arre ther lots of huugss in new zeeland?

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[jumpchikk 0]

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Well, in my humble opinion I believe that New Zealand is heaven on earth! The most beautiful place I've ever visited, the only place I didn't want to leave.

g

arre ther lots of huugss in new zeeland?

Awww, sweetie, there are hugs in the U.S. too. You don't have to go to New Zeeland to get them..

[guppie01 0]

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arre ther lots of huugss in new zeeland?

I'm sure there are!!! AND I want some of what you're drinking!!!!

g

"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?