SuperKat 0 #1 November 9, 2006 A professor at the University of Arkansas was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you, who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their hands. "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The big Arkansas redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?" Bubba replied, "Shiiiiit! , from way back thar I thought you said, Goats." What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #2 November 9, 2006 Why can't ghosts have babies? Because they have Hollow weenies. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #3 November 9, 2006 From now on I'm going to start calling Halloween "Urethra Day." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewGuy2005 53 #4 November 9, 2006 Arkansas takes another kick to the GO-nads. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #5 November 9, 2006 Well, I changed it to Oklahoma and sent it to some friendsI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewGuy2005 53 #6 November 9, 2006 QuoteWell, I changed it to Oklahoma and sent it to some friends Why not California?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #7 November 9, 2006 Quote Well, I changed it to Oklahoma and sent it to some friends I'm going to change it to Alabama and send it to friends. LSU is playing 'Bama this weekend. GEAUX TIGERS!We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #8 November 10, 2006 A friend of mine called me up and said that she needed a little clarification. Her daughter came home and, walking by, said "It was really fun. Uncle B had ghosts in his back yard". "No. Goats." "Ok, that makes more sense." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #9 November 10, 2006 QuoteThe big Arkansas redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?" Bubba replied, "Shiiiiit! , from way back thar I thought you said, Goats." Wait, so Monica is actually a goat? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
