Thanatos340 1 #1 November 9, 2006 During one of the many deep philosophical conversations held in Disco Boogie Express at the Boogie this past weekend.. A topic of great debate was brought up upon which there was much disagreement. Please help solve the perplexing conundrum. What do you consider Third Base?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #2 November 9, 2006 since when do women say "I made it to third base" .... its all about the digets Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #3 November 9, 2006 That is what I thought too. But I had two people trying to tell me that was second and Oral was third. is that a 20 something thing as Opposed to my ancient 30 something ass?? I feel so behing the times. (Edit to add.. No-one was running any bases at all at that time.. Just discussing what the bases were.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #4 November 9, 2006 QuoteThat is what I thought too. But I had two people trying to tell me that was second and Oral was third. is that a 20 something thing as Opposed to my ancient 30 something ass?? I feel so behing the times. (Edit to add.. No-one was running any bases at all at that time.. Just discussing what the bases were.) If I can get her to actually look at me - I'm at third. Well, ok - if she doesn't run away screaming - that would be second and - just passing by and not getting a weird look is first.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #5 November 9, 2006 No your right, back when we talked about "bases" oral sex was not one of the bases. Oh god Jay does this mean were old? Holy shit. First base is kissing, second is touching boobs and third is digging deep and it always applied to how far the guy got. Girls didnt admit to that stuff, runners *cough* always got struck out *cough* between second and third Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #6 November 9, 2006 Well I always thought 3rd was anything using hands, and then sloppy 3rd was if tongues were involved. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #7 November 9, 2006 Third base is vaginal sex. A home run is nothing short of anal. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 November 9, 2006 QuoteWell I always thought 3rd was anything using hands, and then sloppy 3rd was if tongues were involved. I thought sloppy thirds was an extra good night doing a train. I'm so confused.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 November 9, 2006 QuoteThird base is vaginal sex. A home run is nothing short of anal. So, a Grand slam is a threesome filling all holes big enough?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #10 November 9, 2006 Who really cares what it's called as long as you are having fun doing it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #11 November 9, 2006 Quote So, a Grand slam is a threesome filling all holes big enough? Got a earache Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #12 November 9, 2006 QuoteQuote So, a Grand slam is a threesome filling all holes big enough? Got a earache No, but my neck hurts.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #13 November 9, 2006 Then what base would an "Over the Back High Five" be?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #14 November 9, 2006 Quote"Over the Back High Five" be?? Good play Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 November 9, 2006 QuoteThen what base would an "Over the Back High Five" be?? That's an Infield Home Run. Damn - my hand still hurts from that - not so hard next time.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #16 November 9, 2006 Quote What do you consider Third Base??Good question, we dont have the Base system here, what are all the Bases, is there a home run? can the bases be loaded? and is it posible to slide into home plate?You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #17 November 9, 2006 jesus christ. I think wikipedia has an article on everything. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_Metaphor"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #18 November 9, 2006 I gotta post that List!!! (although it still doesnt settle the question of what is third base!!) First base is "French" kissing. Second base is Fondling or groping, especially of the breasts (some variations include stimulation of the genitals). Third base stimulation of one person's genitals (manually or orally, depending on variation) by his or her partner. Home run (or "Hitting it out of the park", etc.) is sexual intercourse. A number of other baseball related euphemisms and variations on the original metaphor exist. A Strikeout occurs when there is no success at all. Striking out looking means no success because one did not try to "get on base" and striking out swinging means the partner refused any attempts. An Ejection occurs when there is no success as a result of becoming "just friends". A Two Run Homer is sexual intercourse two times in one night. A Three Run Homer is sexual intercourse three times in one night. A Grand slam is sexual intercourse four or more times in one night (sometimes sexual intercourse after knowing the other person for only one day) or anal sex. An inside the park home run is a non-intercourse orgasm resulting from dry humping (clothed genital to genital stimulation). A Walk is a goodnight kiss, celebratory kiss, or any other kind of non-romantic kiss. A Hit by pitch is a non consensual kiss. Batting practice refers to masturbation. A Balk is premature ejaculation. An unearned run is when a person has sexual intercourse while drunk, and later regrets it. Batting for the other team/Switch hitting refers to homosexuality or bisexuality. Scoring is sexual intercourse. The pitcher is the active or top partner in (especially homosexual) anal sex or sexual intercourse. The catcher is the passive receiver or bottom partner in (especially homosexual) anal sex or sexual intercourse. A ground rule double is accidentally fondling, especially breasts when falling on a girl. Stealing a base means advancing to the next "base" prior to consent. Stealing home means rape. Picked off a base means being refused any more "bases" because of perceived lack of skill or ability. Thrown out at the plate occurs when intercourse is refused at the last moment as a result of, for example: physical appearance in the nude, not having a condom, or inability to obtain or maintain an erection. A Rain delay is the postponing of a date/romantic encounter, typically as a result of menstruation, but also from unforseeable circumsances (mood, headache, parents, etc.). A slumpbuster is having a sexual encounter with someone who you are not attracted to, for the sole purpose of getting back in the "game". Bunting for a hit means an attempt by a person to seduce one perceived as uglier so as to "get back in the game" A Walk off Grand Slam—a satisyfing one-time sexual encounter, as in a one-night stand. Breaking up two is when a jealous rival prevents you from turning a double play. A Corked bat is when a man takes performance enhancing drugs. A double switch is an attempt by a man to change the point of penetration, without warning the female. A sacrifice fly is when a person performs oral sex on a second person, allowing the second person have an orgasm, while the first person often experiences discomfort due to their partners pubic hair and or body odor, especially true when the second person doesn't reciprocate as promised. The Infield Fly Rule is when there is an unequal ratio of males to females at a party, and a member of the gender with more members leaves to create an equal ratio. Pine tar is semen or lubricant Charging the mound is when two males fight over a desired female, who was flirting with both men. A hidden ball trick is when a man tucks his penis behind his legs. Taking one for the team is involving oneself in a sexual act for the benefit of one's friends or associates, such as sexual intercourse with a less attractive woman in order for one's friends to attract another woman. A Sacrifice Bunt starts out as taking one for the team, but you don't do anything while your friend gets laid. A shortstop is between second base and third, usually referring to an act of manual stimulation leading to orgasm. A Line drive is when a man ejaculates on a woman's face. Batting Around the Order is an orgy. Hitting for the Cycle is when one guy sleeps with all of the girls that live in one location (e.g. 2, 3, or 4 room apartments) Or if he doesn’t sleep with all of them but one and gets to 1st, 2nd, and 3rd base with the others. A Relief Pitcher is using a sex toy to finish when you obviously can't make the play. A Fielder's choice when one guy gets to first base, only to be rejected due to a friend's dumb move. A Batboy is one who has never reached first base. (see American Pie) (I removed a few that violate the rules of this site) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #19 November 9, 2006 Isn't "I Don't Know" on Third base?Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #20 November 9, 2006 But WHAT is Third Base?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #21 November 9, 2006 QuoteBut WHAT is Third Base??No "Idon'tknow" is on third... "What"'s on Second... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #22 November 9, 2006 That is fucking great!! Is it bad that i have hit for the cycle?? A couple of times?? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #23 November 9, 2006 I've done the slumpbuster thing. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #24 November 9, 2006 I know someone who gets thrown off the plate often Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #25 November 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteBut WHAT is Third Base??No "Idon'tknow" is on third... "What"'s on Second... I LOVE that skit!!! Who's on First Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
