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your mates drunken moments

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so, hopefully you are all like me and wake up after a heavy night going "oh god, oh no, fuck, ha ha ha, i cant believe i said/did that!"

now, with these things we all act like they never happened and pray no one brings them up.

so, as many people here are annonymous and wont be busted grassing up a mate, what stuff have you witnessed on messy nights where you were kind enough to keep quiet but was bad enough to stay lodged in your memory?

i thought of the post as i got wasted tonight and for once, had a wicked night where i idid nothing to make a fool of myself. fuck yeah! B|

going out with friends who dont drink is always a bad idea, they remember far too much!

edit : mate is the same as friend. dont know if you "yanks" get that word or not. :P
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

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hmmmm, interesting topic of conversation.

I would like to add: And are you the one who usually remembers the crazy shit that your friends did, or do you tend to BE the one that did the crazy drunk shit & may or may not remember it the next day?:D

If I stick to beer, I'm usually the former. Usually.:S:D
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I wish I could've been there to see my friend make a pretty good fool of himself but I was at work. Anyway a group went out to a bar for a friends birthday and towards the end of the night two of my friends were hitting it off pretty well with a couple of women. Right when they were going to invite them over for the after party my drunk friend walks up to the four of them and mumbles to the cute one in the low cut top...

"Your breasts need no attention"

That was the deal breaker as said woman crossed her arms uncomfortably and used the ol' gotta pee trick, never to be seen again.

This happend like three years ago and he gets ragged on to this day. When ever he's being stupid all someone has to say is "Rory! Your breasts need no attention." and he'll get the hint


--"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

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Back in the early '70s I was being driven home from a work trip by my then colleague, who was stopped, breathalyzed, taken to the police station. While not charged with DUI he was told that the only way he was leaving the police station was if I drove his car and he sat in the back.

He was knighted by Queen Elizabeth a couple of years ago!
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this isnt about one of my friends but one of my dads they had just finished a long season of demos with the freefall team so they had a big party at the end of the night this guy decided to drive home completily waisted sure enough he got pulled over by the police while dong over 100 when the police stopped him he fumbled round for his skydiving licence and handed it to the police pionting at the section about the police must give assistence the police then mentioned that they were booked in to do a parachute course next weekend then they found out the guy they pulled over was gonna be there instructor one of the cops then told him to get back in the car and gave hima lift home with no charges
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