Twoply 0 #1 November 10, 2006 I always said that if I had to get killed in some unnatural way it would be fighting an enormous grizzley bear with nothing but a knife. Well just short of being killed, that's what happend tonight when I got home. My wife's a big girl, kinda like a shaved bear, and 8 months pregnant so her sex hormones are pumping some serious sex blood through her. She attacked me right when I walked in the door and "did" things to me. I feel like I want to take a shower as she sits in her recliner muttering things to herself and giving me evil stares. I think I'd want to go out getting hit by a bus instead. At least it would be quick. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
racer42 0 #2 November 10, 2006 Yeah they get that way around 6-8 months. You'll have to just suffer through it if you want to survive. Wait'll she comes at you with a kitchen knife because of what she saw on Oprah.L.A.S.T. #24 Co-Founder Biscuit Brothers Freefly Team Electric Toaster #3 Co-Founder Team Non Sequitor Co-Founder Team Happy Sock Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #3 November 10, 2006 I have absolutely no response to that. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #4 November 10, 2006 Is that her in your avatar? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steveorino 7 #5 November 10, 2006 Read "Alaska Bear Tales" by my good friend Larry Kanuit and you will wonder why you ever thought that would be a good way to die. steveOrino Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #6 November 10, 2006 I think it waws supposed to be a letter to Penthouse Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #7 November 10, 2006 Next time, try climbing up a tree. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 November 10, 2006 Invest in some pepper spray and wear a small bell so you don't startle her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
co_sky_pirate 0 #9 November 10, 2006 Did you know that if you eat an entire bears liver, you'll die? There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KevinMcGuire 0 #10 November 10, 2006 QuoteDid you know that if you eat an entire bears liver, you'll die? Did you know that if a bear eats your entire liver, you'll die? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #11 November 10, 2006 QuoteInvest in some pepper spray and wear a small bell so you don't startle her. Q: How can you tell if a grizzly bear's been around overnight ? A: Their poop smells like pepper and is full of little metal bells. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #12 November 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteInvest in some pepper spray and wear a small bell so you don't startle her. Q: How can you tell if a grizzly bear's been around overnight ? A: Their poop smells like pepper and is full of little metal bells. I KNOW that I could kill a bear myself when I go into the wilderness! I wear HUGE Timberland hiking boots, when he gets done eating the rest of me....one of those boots will SURELY get stuck in his throat! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
