turtlespeed 226 #1 January 6, 2005 1) Did everyone see POP get doused by the Remster? Like - Wow! Pop gotta Lock-ing - Pop got a Lock-ing! Just when There was 2 count-em TWO women openly admitting to stocking POP, AKA Cabanna BOY! One was ready to even move in and kick him to the couch! Damn - that's gotta sting. NO wait -= my bad - it was IWAN that wanted to couch him - or was that - OH hell - never mind. Now for Part 2 2) How did the phrase "Commando" come to mean without any underwear?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #2 January 6, 2005 Very, very few special forces guys wear underwear at all; it's too hot. If we do wear anything, it's normally black Soffe shorts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 January 6, 2005 I did ask didn't I? Anyone have any Visual Remover?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #4 January 6, 2005 So how exactly do you "stock" someone? Put 'em on a shelf and add 'em to your catalogue? "No, sorry, we just sold out of our last Pop, but we got some nice fresh Turtlespeed for you!" you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 January 6, 2005 QuoteSo how exactly do you "stock" someone? Put 'em on a shelf and add 'em to your catalogue? "No, sorry, we just sold out of our last Pop, but we got some nice fresh Turtlespeed for you!" I'm not really sure - I was quoting the verbage used by our Pop. I thought it was a left coast thing - ya know.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DShiznit 0 #6 January 6, 2005 You forgot to mention vaseline between the upper thighs... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #7 January 6, 2005 I hear Baby Gold Bond works well too... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #8 January 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteSo how exactly do you "stock" someone? Put 'em on a shelf and add 'em to your catalogue? "No, sorry, we just sold out of our last Pop, but we got some nice fresh Turtlespeed for you!" I'm not really sure - I was quoting the verbage used by our Pop. I thought it was a left coast thing - ya know. I know - I saw it in that thread too! Just my weirdo brain making up new funny ways to see things [has picture of large warehouse with select "stockees" on shelves... Pop, Turtle, Clay, and many other DZ.commers all in a row, neatly packaged and available for my amusement] you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 January 6, 2005 Quote [has picture of large warehouse with select "stockees" on shelves... Pop, Turtle, Clay, and many other DZ.commers all in a row, neatly packaged and available for my amusement] Just how much does a Turtle go for these days? Pops are sold by the dozen, but only cuz you can pick them up at the nearest Taco CabannaI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #10 January 7, 2005 I gotta know.... do you ever read comic books? cuz sometimes you so remind me of a character named Deadpool! Just wondering if maybe he was your secret identy..... (mild mannered turtlespeed changes to Deadpool in randomly selected ford trucks with lots of head room while there are three women making out in the truck bed waiting for their sammwiches) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 January 7, 2005 QuoteI gotta know.... do you ever read comic books? cuz sometimes you so remind me of a character named Deadpool! Just wondering if maybe he was your secret identy..... (mild mannered turtlespeed changes to Deadpool in randomly selected ford trucks with lots of head room while there are three women making out in the truck bed waiting for their sammwiches) Nope - but I like 'im Can we change the Ford truck to a Humm-vee, though? Everything else is good.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #12 January 7, 2005 Hum-vee Way too much of a status symbol. Be a man and get a Deuce and a half. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #13 January 7, 2005 QuoteHum-vee Way too much of a status symbol. Be a man and get a Deuce and a half. I know and like Deuce - That is a really disturbing visual.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #14 January 7, 2005 Poor Deuce... rejecting him like that..... you'll hurt his feelings. Ok, how about a Jeep 151A..... (just not a Humvee.... unless you want to look like ALL the other pretty people) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #15 January 7, 2005 QuoteBe a man and get a Deuce and a half. Hey! Dont call JP fat....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #16 January 7, 2005 welll.... isn't he one of them starting up the Fat Bastards gang? Besides, maybe I'm just saying love him for who his is... don't try to force him to be less due to some societial constraints on beauty and wing loading..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #17 January 7, 2005 Quotewelll.... isn't he one of them starting up the Fat Bastards gang? Besides, maybe I'm just saying love him for who his is... don't try to force him to be less due to some societial constraints on beauty and wing loading..... See ya got it all wrong - I was thinking Deuce and a half like in the movie "Scary Movie Three" remember the fence? Boom - SLICE! I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #18 January 7, 2005 ummm......but... then you don't get a Deuce and a half.... you get a Deuce or two halves.... where'd you learn your math? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #19 January 7, 2005 Quoteummm......but... then you don't get a Deuce and a half.... you get a Deuce or two halves.... where'd you learn your math? Here in the forums.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #20 January 7, 2005 So then you're saying that you need to be schooled? It's all right here at your fingertips And which forum do you learn different subjects in? Bonfire for English, ediquite and social rearing.... Speakers Corner for political sciences... Women Only/Skydivers with Disabilities for Ethnic/Alternative Studies (a requirement at the UW)....Safety and Training for math (wingloading stuffs, fall rates, ect).... Gear and Rigging for ummmm-I'll come back to that one..... Instructors for -another skip..... Incidents and Wind tunnels - physics. What have we forgotten? Recess!!!!!! (which is the events & places to Jump) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #21 January 7, 2005 QuoteSo then you're saying that you need to be schooled? It's all right here at your fingertips And which forum do you learn different subjects in? Bonfire for English, ediquite and social rearing.... Speakers Corner for political sciences... Women Only/Skydivers with Disabilities for Ethnic/Alternative Studies (a requirement at the UW)....Safety and Training for math (wingloading stuffs, fall rates, ect).... Gear and Rigging for ummmm-I'll come back to that one..... Instructors for -another skip..... Incidents and Wind tunnels - physics. What have we forgotten? Recess!!!!!! (which is the events & places to Jump) Close - Announcements = Puplic Speaking Introductions and greetings = Social Science SpeakersCorner = Political Science / Debate Bonfire = English/sexual education General Skydiving = Intermurals Base Forum = Pre Law Saftey & Training = Trolling Instructors = People management Photo and Video - Photography and / or Purchasing DD forum = International RelationsI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #22 January 7, 2005 OK... but you said you learned math here.... where's Arithmetic or Geometry or caluclabus? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #23 January 7, 2005 QuoteOK... but you said you learned math here.... where's Arithmetic or Geometry or caluclabus? Math / economics = Premier membership Support Geometry = Wingsuit forumI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #24 January 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteOK... but you said you learned math here.... where's Arithmetic or Geometry or caluclabus? Math / economics = Premier membership Support Geometry = Wingsuit forum So, you're saying that since you're math is not quite perfect... that the Premier membership support failed in edumakating you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #25 January 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteOK... but you said you learned math here.... where's Arithmetic or Geometry or caluclabus? Math / economics = Premier membership Support Geometry = Wingsuit forum So, you're saying that since you're math is not quite perfect... that the Premier membership support failed in edumakating you? I think all I was implying was that you are from missouri - it's kinda like Remster is Canadian - same thingI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
