turtlespeed 226 #1 November 13, 2006 This is the reason I like Billy so Much! How to save the airlines......... Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell - the attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. Hell, I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of the tips. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself? Sincerely, Bill ClintonI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #2 November 13, 2006 The only problem I see with that plan is that I could never rightfully get on a plane without J. But I guess that's ok, because I like him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 November 13, 2006 QuoteThe only problem I see with that plan is that I could never rightfully get on a plane without J. But I guess that's ok, because I like him. And for 20 bucks - the mile high club would be a very popular place.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #4 November 13, 2006 Think of how much you'll save with Five Dollar Rides! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #5 November 13, 2006 QuoteBut I guess that's ok, because I like him. Awwwww Shucks... Just for that I will have to take you somewhere special. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SmilingPhoenix 0 #6 November 13, 2006 QuoteThis is the reason I like Billy so Much! ...Sincerely, Bill Clinton Lies, you don't like any democrats - except for me of course! Now if you can get us a smoking section, I'm in!Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 November 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteThis is the reason I like Billy so Much! ...Sincerely, Bill Clinton Lies, you don't like any democrats - except for me of course! Now if you can get us a smoking section, I'm in! That is not true - I like democrats, I like them alot, and this thread doesn't belong in SC so I won't tell you "Exactly" how much I like them. As far as BC is concerned - he does have some valid points about women.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SmilingPhoenix 0 #8 November 13, 2006 Quote As far as BC is concerned - he does have some valid points about women. That they should be naked stewardesses?Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 November 13, 2006 QuoteQuote As far as BC is concerned - he does have some valid points about women. That they should be naked stewardesses? BAH - NO! Only the hot ones.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
