guppie01 0 #1 November 15, 2006 Anyone know how to read tea leaves????? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benforde 0 #2 November 15, 2006 QuoteAnyone know how to read tea leaves????? g looks real bad from here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #3 November 15, 2006 According to that urine sample.. Your pregnant.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #4 November 15, 2006 It says you should give sexual delight to a stranger on another coast who likes orange things, and can cook. It says something else but it's fuzzy right now.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #5 November 15, 2006 No, and I wouldn't want to if I could. There's a creepy reflection in the bottom of the cup. Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #6 November 15, 2006 QuoteAccording to that urine sample.. Your pregnant.. Holy Mother of Mary.... how did that happen???? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #7 November 15, 2006 I can't do a reading with what you have provided. It's like you are asking me to read your palm while you are wearing mittens. drink the tea until there is so little you can drink no more without drinking the tea leaves. Swirl the teacup three times (not two, not one, not ten, "three" times), empty the cup and hold it upside down. Turn it over and then we'll have a workable tea leaf pattern. Once that happens, identify shapes reading from the rim to the base - like seeing shapes in clouds. Then, tell us what you see. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #8 November 15, 2006 Well, I happen to be an expert in tasseography (as of about two minutes ago), and I can say with authority that these particular tea leaves are giving you the message to "drink more tea." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #9 November 15, 2006 I told you to use the Pill!! Any Pill will work. Just hold it between your knees. As long you keep holding it there, You wont get knocked up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lawrocket 3 #10 November 15, 2006 Quotetasseography Is that what it's called? Dang. I learn somethign new every day. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #11 November 15, 2006 my cup is empty and I have a mess on my desk.... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #12 November 15, 2006 QuoteI told you to use the Pill!! Any Pill will work. Just hold it between your knees. As long you keep holding it there, You wont get knocked up. WELL, it's too late now.... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McBeth 0 #13 November 15, 2006 QuoteIt says you should give sexual delight to a stranger on another coast who likes orange things, and can cook. It says something else but it's fuzzy right now.As long as I'm getting home cooked meals out of this too it works for me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #14 November 15, 2006 Well quick.. Find some Stairs.. pretend you are a slinky!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #15 November 15, 2006 Not so fast girl.. The leaves said you are the Father. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McBeth 0 #16 November 15, 2006 I see Oakland in your future Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McBeth 0 #17 November 15, 2006 QuoteNot so fast girl.. The leaves said you are the Father.The marvels of modern science Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #18 November 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteIt says you should give sexual delight to a stranger on another coast who likes orange things, and can cook. It says something else but it's fuzzy right now.As long as I'm getting home cooked meals out of this too it works for me That must be the fuzzy part... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites simplyputsi 0 #19 November 15, 2006 QuoteAs long as I'm getting home cooked meals out of this too it works for me see there, even beth has given her permission. So sayeth the tea leaves.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #20 November 15, 2006 Hmmm..... Yes, it's coming to me now.... You will finish drinking the tea and it will put small bits of tea leaves on your front teeth and everyone you see will think it's funny but you won't know about it until you look in a mirror. That and you'll need to pee soon. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #21 November 15, 2006 Gary, what happened to your post???? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McBeth 0 #22 November 15, 2006 I stole it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #23 November 15, 2006 QuoteI stole it What??? My virginity, or the post???? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McBeth 0 #24 November 15, 2006 I believe I stole your brain. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFXpert 0 #25 November 15, 2006 Yuck. I like ya, gup, but that looks nasty. You don't put ice in your tea? Is that a southern thing? It looks like the old cup half-full of water my stepmom would sometimes ash in when she'd smoke a cig on the back porch growing up--it would turn yellow and get nasty floaties in it. Thanks for the memory.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. 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Thanatos340 1 #9 November 15, 2006 I told you to use the Pill!! Any Pill will work. Just hold it between your knees. As long you keep holding it there, You wont get knocked up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #10 November 15, 2006 Quotetasseography Is that what it's called? Dang. I learn somethign new every day. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #11 November 15, 2006 my cup is empty and I have a mess on my desk.... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #12 November 15, 2006 QuoteI told you to use the Pill!! Any Pill will work. Just hold it between your knees. As long you keep holding it there, You wont get knocked up. WELL, it's too late now.... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #13 November 15, 2006 QuoteIt says you should give sexual delight to a stranger on another coast who likes orange things, and can cook. It says something else but it's fuzzy right now.As long as I'm getting home cooked meals out of this too it works for me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #14 November 15, 2006 Well quick.. Find some Stairs.. pretend you are a slinky!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #15 November 15, 2006 Not so fast girl.. The leaves said you are the Father. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #16 November 15, 2006 I see Oakland in your future Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #17 November 15, 2006 QuoteNot so fast girl.. The leaves said you are the Father.The marvels of modern science Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #18 November 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteIt says you should give sexual delight to a stranger on another coast who likes orange things, and can cook. It says something else but it's fuzzy right now.As long as I'm getting home cooked meals out of this too it works for me That must be the fuzzy part... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #19 November 15, 2006 QuoteAs long as I'm getting home cooked meals out of this too it works for me see there, even beth has given her permission. So sayeth the tea leaves.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #20 November 15, 2006 Hmmm..... Yes, it's coming to me now.... You will finish drinking the tea and it will put small bits of tea leaves on your front teeth and everyone you see will think it's funny but you won't know about it until you look in a mirror. That and you'll need to pee soon. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #21 November 15, 2006 Gary, what happened to your post???? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #23 November 15, 2006 QuoteI stole it What??? My virginity, or the post???? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #24 November 15, 2006 I believe I stole your brain. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #25 November 15, 2006 Yuck. I like ya, gup, but that looks nasty. You don't put ice in your tea? Is that a southern thing? It looks like the old cup half-full of water my stepmom would sometimes ash in when she'd smoke a cig on the back porch growing up--it would turn yellow and get nasty floaties in it. Thanks for the memory.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
