Derekbox 0 #26 November 13, 2006 Was wearing a t shirt that said "lazy pervert". Next year I might don a nice gimp costume. ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #27 November 13, 2006 QuoteWas wearing a t shirt that said "lazy pervert". Next year I might don a nice gimp costume. ;) Got it...OK, I suppose you can suck on my nipples, but kissing is definitely out and I ain't the slightest bit interested in having a cock inside me, regardless of how huge it might be. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derekbox 0 #28 November 13, 2006 I wont suck on your nipples...but id be more than happy to pinch the ever living hell out of them. As for the cock, your wife can tell you all about what your missing out on... (or sister/mother/daughter/cousin/aunt)... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #29 November 14, 2006 QuoteAs for the cock, your wife can tell you all about what your missing out on... (or sister/mother/daughter/cousin/aunt)... Actually - I believe there were a few that didn't mind missing yours either. Not in the Lorena Bobbit kinda way - just the running from a large, all consuming fire in the movie theater kind of way.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derekbox 0 #30 November 14, 2006 Its like like loosing your virginity, you dont know how annoying it was until its gone. The same goes for my cock, you dont know what your missing unil you wake up ashamed crying in a ball in the corner of the room the next morning... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #31 November 14, 2006 QuoteIts like like loosing your virginity, you dont know how annoying it was until its gone. The same goes for my cock, you dont know what your missing unil you wake up ashamed crying in a ball in the corner of the room the next morning... Maybe you and turtle should get a room. Make him see what he is missinghttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derekbox 0 #32 November 14, 2006 Turtle? Ill pay for the room if you pay for the damages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #33 November 14, 2006 hey, i will trade you a case for a NICE BOTTLE OF CROWN!http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #34 November 14, 2006 Looks ASC is having an Event this weekend too. We need to get the Fat China Man to let us use the Pimpin new Shuttle Bus back and forth all night so people from BOTH DZ`s can hit BOTH parties. We just to find a driver. Who doesnt drink that we can hustle into being a Shuttle driver?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #35 November 14, 2006 Why do we need to go there. We have everything we need...lol But, we could pick them up if they wanthttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #36 November 14, 2006 QuoteWe have everything we need.. Do they have more naked bimbos over there? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #37 November 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteWe have everything we need.. Do they have more naked bimbos over there? You may have to move west a little for that matehttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teamjenn1 0 #38 November 14, 2006 QuoteWe just to find a driver. Who doesnt drink that we can hustle into being a Shuttle driver?? Uhhhhhh how about Blaine?*********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #39 November 14, 2006 Quote We just to find a driver. Who doesnt drink that we can hustle into being a Shuttle driver?? Ummm....Blaine?? He's a good driver. I'll be just as happy staying at the Farm, though. Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teamjenn1 0 #40 November 14, 2006 We're on it today girlie!!! Do you think that we can finally get our jump in together this weekend?*********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #41 November 14, 2006 Hell yeah, I'm up for it if you are! Hopefully the winds will cooperate. I'll be out there Saturday am... Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teamjenn1 0 #42 November 14, 2006 Woo hoo - we'll be down Friday night sometime! Can't wait to see you!*********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #43 November 14, 2006 QuoteYou may have to move west a little for that mate Uhhh...........no Alabama girls for me thanks. I prefer my women have teeth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #44 November 14, 2006 QuoteUhhh...........no Alabama girls for me thanks. I prefer my women have teeth. yep.. Direct Violation of Rule #3. J`s Rules for Drama free dating: 1. No Redheads 2. No Strippers 3. No Women from Alabama. (But Rules one and two are just so damn fun to break!!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #45 November 14, 2006 QuoteBut Rules one and two are just so damn fun to break!! You can only break #3 if you are Billy at a family reunion. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #46 November 14, 2006 Or if you are also Breaking 1 & 2 at the same time.. A Red headed Stripper from Alabama. Then you know you in for more trouble than any mortal man could possibly handle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #47 November 14, 2006 QuoteA Red headed Stripper from Alabama. Then you know you in for more trouble than any mortal man could possibly handle. That's when I introduce myself with this line......."Hi....my name is Lee." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #48 November 14, 2006 QuoteThat's when I introduce myself with this line......."Hi....my name is Lee." reminds me of Rantoul 05. For the entire convention, every girl I met.. "Hi, My name is Blaine, I jump at the Farm" I think there may have been one or two angry boyfriends looking for him after that Boogie... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #49 November 14, 2006 Quote J`s Rules for Drama free dating: 1. No Redheads What!!! Now you tell me. Why was I not informed of this earlier?!! I shall continue to to break this rule. I like the challenge!!Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #50 November 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteA Red headed Stripper from Alabama. Then you know you in for more trouble than any mortal man could possibly handle. That's when I introduce myself with this line......."Hi....my name is Lee." I think not your chin is too bighttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
