secret santa BS

[antifnsocial 0]

So it's that time of year again.
The damn Christmas songs are playing on the PA system at work, the decorations are already up and the horrible, dreaded...

Secret Santa 5 to 10. It's not appropriate to buy alcohol for this place so wth am I supposed to get?
We have both men and women that I work with... so?
Any helpful suggestions? It can't be sexy either...

Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

[bigway 4]

a 'support our troops' sticker

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[shropshire 0]

A Rebel Flag?

(.)Y(.)
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[squirrel 0]

gift certificate to local bar

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[bigway 4]

a poster of bush in may 2002 saying 'we won the war'

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[NWFlyer 2]

Gift card for a coffee shop?

Pound of gourmet coffee?

Picture frame?

Candy/other food item?

Candles (though that might not go over as well with the mens)?

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[shropshire 0]

Anything to make Christmas a bit of a wheeze...

Bag of weed
cystal meth'
E's

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[Hambone 0]

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Anything to make Christmas a bit of a wheeze...

Bag of weed
cystal meth'
E's

BWHAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama

[Hambone 0]

But seriously have you looked on Findgift.com I think that they have a section for secret santa, atleast stuff like that.

Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama

[swedishcelt 0]

Wow. You boys really suck at this stuff, don't you?

[yardhippie 0]

Genrally you can find a kitten for free. then just hang a $5 price tag around its neck (not tightly), and place in a box (with holes). Sit back and watch the fun!

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[Hambone 0]

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Genrally you can find a kitten for free. then just hang a $5 price tag around its neck (not tightly), and place in a box (with holes). Sit back and watch the fun!

I have heard that its also pretty funny to wrap it.

Grizwald style.

Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama

[bigway 4]

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Wow. You boys really suck at this stuff, don't you?

someone always bites on this website.

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[2fat2fly 0]

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Genrally you can find a kitten for free. then just hang a $5 price tag around its neck, and place in a box (with holes)

Forget the holes and go with a schrodenger's theme

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[aardvarkeater 0]

Anything dealing with monkeys.

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[swedishcelt 0]

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Wow. You boys really suck at this stuff, don't you?

someone always bites on this website.

Bite what? Is that a request?

[2fat2fly 0]

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someone always bites on this website.

Bite what? Is that a request?

[bigway 4]

only if you are toothless

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[sunshine 2]

The movie Office Space is only like $8 at walmart. I think that would make a great gift.

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