CanuckInUSA 0 #1 November 23, 2006 I don't normally look at the new DZ.COM users list (seen at the bottom of the main forums page), but a new DZ.COM user caught my eye a couple of minutes ago. According to her profile she's from San Diego, she's got 1400 jumps, 1000 swoops and she flies a 59 square foot canopy (loaded at 2.2:1). Initially I thought it might be Brits17 since Britney flies a small canopy as well (and maybe Brits moved to So-Cal). But after further review, I don't think swoopgirl is Brits. Of course it doesn't really matter if swoopgirl wishes to remain anonymous. But it would be nice to see more female swoopers in this sport and I can't help it when I see a moniker such as "swoopgirl". Is she single? LOL ... Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 November 23, 2006 QuoteIs she single? LOL ... From San Diego and on a 59 Neos? I'd say its Wyat's girlfriend, as a guess.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #3 November 23, 2006 Sounds like Stevieboy has a woody.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 1010 #4 November 23, 2006 easy there cowboy , haven't seen them since last summer but pretty sure she's off the market LOL and yes she is a sweetheart and babe and swooper and friend as most skydiving chicks are You can have it good, fast, or cheap: pick two. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #5 November 23, 2006 QuoteSounds like Stevieboy has a woody. Well you know my dream is to hook up with a female swooper who can do more than just kick my ass under canopy. But as I said ... it's only a dream. I live in the frozen tundra (it's cold up here and I need a snuggle bunny), plus the concept of swoopers let alone female swoopers is pretty foreign. I'm pretty much ####ed. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #6 November 23, 2006 QuoteQuoteIs she single? LOL ... From San Diego and on a 59 Neos? I'd say its Wyat's girlfriend, as a guess. That's an answer that works for me. I was just curious. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #7 November 23, 2006 QuoteQuoteSounds like Stevieboy has a woody. Well you know my dream is to hook up with a female swooper who can do more than just kick my ass under canopy. But as I said ... it's only a dream. I live in the frozen tundra (it's cold up here and I need a snuggle bunny), plus the concept of swoopers let alone female swoopers is pretty foreign. I'm pretty much ####ed. Nope. That's the problem. You aren't ####ed enough.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #8 November 23, 2006 Let me re-phrase that Mr. Fancy Pants I'm pretty much FUBARed. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StephZ 0 #9 November 23, 2006 Quotehaven't seen them since last summer but pretty sure she's off the market Don't say last like that...like it was ages ago. It was just summer last weekend after you left the dz. TWICE. And they were here just a few months ago We need to do a jump I'm holding out that summer will come back Perhaps this weekend I am not afraid . . . I was born to do this -Joan of Arc- But what do I know, I'm only 19 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elisha 1 #10 November 23, 2006 QuoteQuoteIs she single? LOL ... From San Diego and on a 59 Neos? I'd say its Wyat's girlfriend, as a guess. What I thought too...and I only know this from DZ.com, wathching Parabatix 100 times and Parachutist. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #11 November 23, 2006 QuoteWhat I thought too...and I only know this from DZ.com, wathching Parabatix 100 times and Parachutist. Yup, same here. I've never been to SD San Diego, although I would like to go visit. As well as a good number of other DZs in Cali.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 1010 #12 November 23, 2006 ::shocked at the stockage:: hehe that was like 15 jumps ago for some of us ... 250 for some others but my reserve is in date now so I'll be flyin with ya soon You can have it good, fast, or cheap: pick two. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #13 November 23, 2006 QuoteSounds like Stevieboy has a woody He aint the only one...oh wait i don't have a penis. But if i did, i'd be sportin major wood!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StephZ 0 #14 November 23, 2006 Stalking is just one of my mad skillz (I swear it was PURE coincidence this time!) Quotehehe that was like 15 jumps ago for some of us ... 250 for some others Yeah... <---that was probably how many jumps I had when she and the boys were here I'll make you a deal. You fly me to AZ (or some sunny place) with ya this winter, I'll even be your packing bitch while we're there, and I'll race you to the next double zeros (5 for me, 3 for you). Winner treats to juice I am not afraid . . . I was born to do this -Joan of Arc- But what do I know, I'm only 19 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 1010 #15 November 23, 2006 Quote I'll make you a deal. You fly me to AZ (or some sunny place) with ya this winter, I'll even be your packing bitch while we're there, and I'll race you to the next double zeros (5 for me, 3 for you). Winner treats to juice LMAO hell yeah this just might happen, with some luck I might get one of your mals and get my [juice] chop out of the way You can have it good, fast, or cheap: pick two. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #16 November 23, 2006 QuoteI don't normally look at the new DZ.COM users list (seen at the bottom of the main forums page), but a new DZ.COM user caught my eye a couple of minutes ago. According to her profile she's from San Diego, she's got 1400 jumps, 1000 swoops and she flies a 59 square foot canopy (loaded at 2.2:1). Initially I thought it might be Brits17 since Britney flies a small canopy as well (and maybe Brits moved to So-Cal). But after further review, I don't think swoopgirl is Brits. Of course it doesn't really matter if swoopgirl wishes to remain anonymous. But it would be nice to see more female swoopers in this sport and I can't help it when I see a moniker such as "swoopgirl". Is she single? LOL ... Nah, couldn't be Brits... I think she'd only load it around 1.5 or so... if she had rocks in her pockets! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #17 November 23, 2006 QuoteBut as I said ... it's only a dream. I live in the frozen tundra Hehe. that reminds me of a piece of stand up i heard a few years back about some dude working in alaska, a tab of ecstacy and a water melon with hole in it! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #18 November 23, 2006 QuoteQuoteBut as I said ... it's only a dream. I live in the frozen tundra Hehe. that reminds me of a piece of stand up i heard a few years back about some dude working in alaska, a tab of ecstacy and a water melon with hole in it! Peej.... that's just WRONG, man.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #19 November 23, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteBut as I said ... it's only a dream. I live in the frozen tundra Hehe. that reminds me of a piece of stand up i heard a few years back about some dude working in alaska, a tab of ecstacy and a water melon with hole in it! Peej.... that's just WRONG, man.... LOL, that's not even the funny part... this comedian tells this story about how he's working up in Alaska and it's his birthday, so the barman in this tiny bar calls him over, gives him this white pill and says, take this. So he does. Then he asks the barman what it was and the barman says: "Ecstacy, it'll make ya REALLY horny!". The comedian stops, and says: "dude, i'm in the middle of alaska, population 53, not a woman around for MILES, why the FUCK would i want to be horny?" Anyway, he goes back to his hotel room and reckons that night shit just got f-u-n-k-y. He reckons the maid walks in the next morning, there's a porno going, there's used kleenex all over the place, a watermelon with a hole in it. He reckons "I did shit to myself that night i've never done to a woman!" The worst part he says is that after telling that joke he'll get some dude who'll come up to him after the show and say: "Wow, i thought i was the only one that did that..." The last thing he says is that he never has the heart to tell them it's just a skit... I wish i could remember who that was by... Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
