THINGS you can say only at Thanksgiving

[sdctlc 0]

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?


Happy thanksgiving

"He who Hesitates Shall Inherit the Earth!"

[GogglesnTeeth 6]

and one heard from my SO today.... "this breast is lighter than that breast"

Goggles and Teeth

"You fall like a greased safe!!!"

[masterrig 1]

"Pour it on my meat, too!"
"Just beat it till it's stiff!"

Chuck

[dbattman 0]

'Stuff me!'

[JohnMitchell 16]

1. Want some of this thigh?
2. How about some more breast?


What a great holiday.

[popsjumper 2]

From my Dad...for at least 45 years that I can remember..every T-day.

"I'll have the breast and all the rest."

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239