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Ripsmacker181

A story about a GUY...

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A Guys named after a famous city.
The girl he craves is named after his first two names.
His Ex- Bestfriend is named after his last two.

The Girls last name and his second name is the name of anothe bestfriend, a shelia.

His Ex bestfriends home is named after the guys surname.

The Guy is a bit miffed, he gets no love and all his money is redirected to his best friends home.

His Ex bestfriend and Girl he craves are cohorts, schemin bastards.

Two of the Guys buddy's who are in the music biz are both Fathers. Their children are named inline with the Guy. In affect making them his Niece and Nephew.

Does The Guy get the shelia?

Unlike Germans, and yes this is slightly true, Im not bitter. I don't know where the got that from I personally think Pussy is quite sweet.

The End.

;)B|:)
Any words of wisdom like it comes quicker to the those who wait.

Any words of wisdom about Karma?

:D:(

BTW The city is actually named after him.
MediCare : Allergic to Prison.

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Dude. I'm a dumb American Sheila. Translation puhleeeeze!!! What the F_ _ K did you just say?????????????????? :|

Any Aussies can you translate this so the majority of us can catch ON??? :S I think this guy needs some sympathy or something but damned if I can figure it out!
Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

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so the guy has four names, or possible three depending on if the two share the same middle name, his middle name is sheila? so thats really al i care to gather, uh karma doesnt exist for those who are enigmatic, just come out and say what the hell yuou mean instead of putting out some SAT make or break question. we jump out of planes and pliot out parachutes to the ground not solve crazy ass riddles and puzzles. phhhhhfffff come on guy give us any easy one like why did the guy named cincinati jump out of the texan plane whos manufaturer was based in france on a wednesday? oh god ive gone crosseyed
Fly it like you stole it

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