grue 1 #1 November 24, 2006 Don't click if a chick in a bikini might get you in trouble. But seriously, there's not much you can do to improve on this: http://spiceweasel.net/nikkiwhelan.jpg Now, who's got her address and some chloroform?cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #2 November 24, 2006 QuoteNow, who's got her address and some chloroform? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It's puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #3 November 24, 2006 I'm telling ya man, she wouldn't walk right for weeks.... mainly because I'd have to break her legs so she couldn't run.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #4 November 24, 2006 Quotemainly because I'd have to break her legs so she couldn't run Nice job! You've destroyed a perfectly great fantasy, by replacing a stunning creature with Kathy Bates... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #5 November 24, 2006 QuoteQuotemainly because I'd have to break her legs so she couldn't run Nice job! You've destroyed a perfectly great fantasy, by replacing a stunning creature with Kathy Bates... So Grue's a stunning creature? Oh Frenchy man, you're sick man, sick i tell you! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #6 November 24, 2006 Quote there's not much you can do to improve on this I bet Suds could find something. lol I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #7 November 24, 2006 QuoteQuote there's not much you can do to improve on this I bet Suds could find something. lol I didn't say there's "nothing", I said there's "not much" :) I'd take her up to a large B cup or a small C, and I'm sure if I sat and thought about it I'd tweak a bit more. You coming to dinner on Wednesday?cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #8 November 24, 2006 Too skinny, not voluptuous enough for meYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 0 #9 November 24, 2006 Sure but can she skydive like all the hotties we have here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #10 November 24, 2006 *gulp* ...uh....I'll be back later...there's something I have to do. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #11 November 24, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote there's not much you can do to improve on this I bet Suds could find something. lol I didn't say there's "nothing", I said there's "not much" :) I'd take her up to a large B cup or a small C, and I'm sure if I sat and thought about it I'd tweak a bit more. You coming to dinner on Wednesday?Well... I'm sure they could airbrush those TOO to make her exactly fit your specs, you know... just like they did to the rest of her to make her look like that in the first place. You really believe she looks like that naturally? Y'all got some pretty high standards for what you're actually willing to offer in return... I spend 30 hours plus in the gym but it's for me, it sure isn't for what some out of shape balding mid-life crisis of a sexist pig thinks... Yawn. Sorry guys, I would have been actually scathing but I haven't had my coffee. Good morning!! Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #12 November 24, 2006 Quote...it sure isn't for what some out of shape balding mid-life crisis of a sexist pig thinks... Does this mean you don't value my opinion at all? How about a comb-over? Would that increase my value? My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rs2kmk5 0 #13 November 24, 2006 Nice gash - theres always something special about a gal who's legs dont meet at the top <> Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #14 November 24, 2006 QuoteWell... I'm sure they could airbrush those TOO to make her exactly fit your specs, you know... just like they did to the rest of her to make her look like that in the first place. You really believe she looks like that naturally? Y'all got some pretty high standards for what you're actually willing to offer in return... I spend 30 hours plus in the gym but it's for me, it sure isn't for what some out of shape balding mid-life crisis of a sexist pig thinks... Yawn. Sorry guys, I would have been actually scathing but I haven't had my coffee. Good morning!! Good God, you just can't post pictures of hot chicks without the women here calling the girl a fake bimbo... It's like some sort of cannibalistic terriorial act from an episode of Wild America. Dudes, more pictures: http://www.maxmoose.com.au/pics/pfrbrnik1.htm"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #15 November 24, 2006 QuoteQuote Dudes, more pictures: http://www.maxmoose.com.au/pics/pfrbrnik1.htm What sort of sad lonely fucker has to sit next to a bikini model and get there pc taken..... Back at the dorm...Hey guys, check out this pic...Yeah Yeah, I did her... LOSERSYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites stitch 0 #16 November 24, 2006 Quote Y'all got some pretty high standards for what you're actually willing to offer in return... I spend 30 hours plus in the gym but it's for me, it sure isn't for what some out of shape balding mid-life crisis of a sexist pig thinks... Yawn. Sorry guys, I would have been actually scathing but I haven't had my coffee. Good morning!! It's my blue skin isn't it???"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DJL 235 #17 November 24, 2006 QuoteWhat sort of sad lonely fucker has to sit next to a bikini model and get there pc taken..... Back at the dorm...Hey guys, check out this pic...Yeah Yeah, I did her... LOSERS Sorry, I didn't notice others in those pictures... Yeah, poor guys probably got talked into driving across the state because they won some award to have a date with the latest hottie."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #18 November 24, 2006 Welcome back, Ella!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites grue 1 #19 November 24, 2006 Quote Good God, you just can't post pictures of hot chicks without the women here calling the girl a fake bimbo... It's like some sort of cannibalistic terriorial act from an episode of Wild America. Dudes, more pictures: http://www.maxmoose.com.au/pics/pfrbrnik1.htm That sums it up pretty well. Insofar as I can tell, all women hate attractive women. Other attractive women hate them because they are competition. Average women hate them because guys will typically go for the hotter ones. Unattractive women hate them because, well... yeah. Remember, ladies: Cattiness is NOT hot.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladyskydiver 0 #20 November 24, 2006 QuoteThat sums it up pretty well. Insofar as I can tell, all women hate attractive women. Other attractive women hate them because they are competition. Average women hate them because guys will typically go for the hotter ones. Unattractive women hate them because, well... yeah. Remember, ladies: Cattiness is NOT hot. OMG!!! Thanks for the laugh, Grue. What you've seen in this thread - and others like it on DZ.com - is women reacting to a male's attitude about "She'd be perfect if: - her tits were bigger - her curves were smaller - her ...... (fill in the blank with the latest crap) First - reality check for you - most photos in magazines, etc. are touched up. No, the women and men do not usually look like that. They do get touched up. They may have a natural beauty/handsomeness to begin with but the magazine photos that sell are the ones that have certain characteristics. Second - When we women see the men...whoops! I mean boys...talking how they need/expect perfection in a woman, but do not have it themselves nor are they willing to get their: - back and ass waxed - trim their groin hairs - lose the spare tire, etc. You will have women who will speak up about it. boys!Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kbordson 8 #21 November 24, 2006 QuoteThat sums it up pretty well. Insofar as I can tell, all women hate attractive women. Other attractive women hate them because they are competition. Average women hate them because guys will typically go for the hotter ones. Unattractive women hate them because, well... yeah. Remember, ladies: Cattiness is NOT hot. I'm calling BULLSHIT[/B] right here... and right now. I have no "hate" toward attractive women. Not on the level of competition or other catty attitudes. Do I "respect" her... don't know. Why? Cuz I don't KNOW her. Is she intellegent? Is she nice? Or does she think that she's better than me cuz all the guys tell her she is? My feeling toward her stem off of my interactions with her. Can I appreciate a nice trim figure? Or can I be jealous of her physique? Yeah... but that's more mood dependant and to be honest, I do sometimes sour the grapes, cuz I know that I could be fit and trim... but instead of running... here I am sittin on my tail at the computer. But on that note... I should go and run. one last comment though... the first pic.... she looked a bit young. Maybe 16 or 17.... some guys like that... but us older types can be fun too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DJL 235 #22 November 24, 2006 Quote- back and ass waxed Nothing says "love" like your girlfriend shaving your ass hair."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladyskydiver 0 #23 November 24, 2006 QuoteQuote- back and ass waxed Nothing says "love" like your girlfriend shaving your ass hair. I'd have to agree with you there. You'd definitely be trusting her with something very sharp near the goods. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites stitch 0 #24 November 24, 2006 Quote - lose the spare tire, etc. In almost all of the more recent surveys I've read, the majority of the women find the above trait to be a turn-on. 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stitch 0 #16 November 24, 2006 Quote Y'all got some pretty high standards for what you're actually willing to offer in return... I spend 30 hours plus in the gym but it's for me, it sure isn't for what some out of shape balding mid-life crisis of a sexist pig thinks... Yawn. Sorry guys, I would have been actually scathing but I haven't had my coffee. Good morning!! It's my blue skin isn't it???"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #17 November 24, 2006 QuoteWhat sort of sad lonely fucker has to sit next to a bikini model and get there pc taken..... Back at the dorm...Hey guys, check out this pic...Yeah Yeah, I did her... LOSERS Sorry, I didn't notice others in those pictures... Yeah, poor guys probably got talked into driving across the state because they won some award to have a date with the latest hottie."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #18 November 24, 2006 Welcome back, Ella!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #19 November 24, 2006 Quote Good God, you just can't post pictures of hot chicks without the women here calling the girl a fake bimbo... It's like some sort of cannibalistic terriorial act from an episode of Wild America. Dudes, more pictures: http://www.maxmoose.com.au/pics/pfrbrnik1.htm That sums it up pretty well. Insofar as I can tell, all women hate attractive women. Other attractive women hate them because they are competition. Average women hate them because guys will typically go for the hotter ones. Unattractive women hate them because, well... yeah. Remember, ladies: Cattiness is NOT hot.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #20 November 24, 2006 QuoteThat sums it up pretty well. Insofar as I can tell, all women hate attractive women. Other attractive women hate them because they are competition. Average women hate them because guys will typically go for the hotter ones. Unattractive women hate them because, well... yeah. Remember, ladies: Cattiness is NOT hot. OMG!!! Thanks for the laugh, Grue. What you've seen in this thread - and others like it on DZ.com - is women reacting to a male's attitude about "She'd be perfect if: - her tits were bigger - her curves were smaller - her ...... (fill in the blank with the latest crap) First - reality check for you - most photos in magazines, etc. are touched up. No, the women and men do not usually look like that. They do get touched up. They may have a natural beauty/handsomeness to begin with but the magazine photos that sell are the ones that have certain characteristics. Second - When we women see the men...whoops! I mean boys...talking how they need/expect perfection in a woman, but do not have it themselves nor are they willing to get their: - back and ass waxed - trim their groin hairs - lose the spare tire, etc. You will have women who will speak up about it. boys!Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #21 November 24, 2006 QuoteThat sums it up pretty well. Insofar as I can tell, all women hate attractive women. Other attractive women hate them because they are competition. Average women hate them because guys will typically go for the hotter ones. Unattractive women hate them because, well... yeah. Remember, ladies: Cattiness is NOT hot. I'm calling BULLSHIT[/B] right here... and right now. I have no "hate" toward attractive women. Not on the level of competition or other catty attitudes. Do I "respect" her... don't know. Why? Cuz I don't KNOW her. Is she intellegent? Is she nice? Or does she think that she's better than me cuz all the guys tell her she is? My feeling toward her stem off of my interactions with her. Can I appreciate a nice trim figure? Or can I be jealous of her physique? Yeah... but that's more mood dependant and to be honest, I do sometimes sour the grapes, cuz I know that I could be fit and trim... but instead of running... here I am sittin on my tail at the computer. But on that note... I should go and run. one last comment though... the first pic.... she looked a bit young. Maybe 16 or 17.... some guys like that... but us older types can be fun too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #22 November 24, 2006 Quote- back and ass waxed Nothing says "love" like your girlfriend shaving your ass hair."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #23 November 24, 2006 QuoteQuote- back and ass waxed Nothing says "love" like your girlfriend shaving your ass hair. I'd have to agree with you there. You'd definitely be trusting her with something very sharp near the goods. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #24 November 24, 2006 Quote - lose the spare tire, etc. In almost all of the more recent surveys I've read, the majority of the women find the above trait to be a turn-on. But, then again women are odd."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #25 November 24, 2006 Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
