A Down-To-Earth Funny

[katzurki 0]

A plane breaks in many pieces at 20,000ft, and three hundred passengers are hurtling towards the ground, among them a skydiver. He looks around and wonders, "Whoa now... let me get this straight. Here we are, three hundred people at 20,000 feet making our VERY LAST JUMP. How come nobody is doing any RW?"

[shermanator 4]

if that was me, i would have fun flying around everone else, take some grips.. and swoop in and out of the people. thtat sould be fun.

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[sartre 0]

20k huh? You'd have time to turn lots of points!!

[McDuck 0]

Are you talking like, Point Break "I've never been on a skydive in my life, but I can join a formation as if I've been doing it for 5 years and freefall for six minutes" kind of jump?

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[ExAFO 0]

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...freefall for six minutes" kind of jump?

I was really smashed at the DZ, and we had a stopwatch for that scene. IIRC, it was 4:32.

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[katzurki 0]

Aw, come on. You know, it's more of a "if you can't help going in, at least do it with some dignity" kind of jump

[adventurechick 0]

I heard this from a guy at the dz... if you were ever in that situation to start dearching like crazy and start flapping your arms to confuse everyone else :o)

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[StreetScooby 5]

And put one shoe in your pants, just to confuse the guys giving autopsies

We are all engines of karma

[happythoughts 0]

There is always someone who says, "If I had 10 minutes to live, I'd f- anything that moves."

Rodeo them in, so that when the autopsy was published, it would embarrass them for eternity.