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chaoskitty

Insane serial masturbater on the loose.. photo here

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Careful who you're chatting with.. have you seen this guy??

He's also been known to shave a shamrock in to his head, run around in leather thongs, swap out the bcg's for a wingsuit.. among other things you probably dont want to know about.

Dude.. time to lose the BCG's!! :D

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Seriously. Why can't the BCG's just die?! I've had my hopes up twice, with no luck.

:S:D



Because they are my only protection from women. Sometimes I just need to run to the store or work quickly. If I don't wear them the women can't keep their hands off me. Women are grabbing at me, fawning over me, wanting me to write my number on their breasts or giving me there number on their underwear. It just takes too much time. When I wear the BCG's they leave me alone.
Plus it helps weed out the ones who only like me for my body. I have a mind too you know!!! :$
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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***Why can't the BCG's just die?!

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They're like a fruitcake. They just keeping showing up when you least expect them.

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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***Plus it helps weed out the ones who only like me for my body. I have a mind too you know!!

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You crack me up!:D:D:D:D

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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I feel to protect my good name I must make the following corrections:

1. I have never had sexual relations with any kind of breakfast food. :|

2. I have never worn a leather thong. Leather chaps: yes, fabric thongs: yes, but never a leather thong. :|
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Careful who you're chatting with.. have you seen this guy??

He's also been known to shave a shamrock in to his head, run around in leather thongs, swap out the bcg's for a wingsuit.. among other things you probably dont want to know about.

Dude.. time to lose the BCG's!! :D



Whew!

I was hoping it wasn't . . . umm . . . nevermind.:)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Careful who you're chatting with.. have you seen this guy??

He's also been known to shave a shamrock in to his head, run around in leather thongs, swap out the bcg's for a wingsuit.. among other things you probably dont want to know about.

Dude.. time to lose the BCG's!! :D




No kidding!

I use to fry ants with glass like that...with MOON LIGHT! :P










~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~

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