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LMAO!!! Loved the driving bit with the baby seat on top of the car! :D:D:D:D

Typical white trash shit....

Which you have become accustomed to billy:D
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LMAO!!! Loved the driving bit with the baby seat on top of the car! :D:D:D:D

Typical white trash shit....

Which you have become accustomed to billy:D



fuck you you fucking fat fucker... :D:D:D

boy, did I mention that the little girl is really getting around at nearly 8 months old? She's almost ready to walk already! I am in deep shit.... :o
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Look Billy, that is a PA and you know how sensitive i am. Should i make your ban a 60 day one :D:D:D:D just think, another 18 years and you will be on here saying how your going to kill some toothless redneck :D
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boy, did I mention that the little girl is really getting around at nearly 8 months old? She's almost ready to walk already! I am in deep shit....:o



Psstt...Billy....just wait until she's a teenager and wants to start dating. ;):P:D
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boy, did I mention that the little girl is really getting around at nearly 8 months old? She's almost ready to walk already! I am in deep shit....:o



Psstt...Billy....just wait until she's a teenager and wants to start dating. ;):P:D



Not every girl is like you:S:D
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I didn't start dating until a few weeks shy of my 17th birthday. Guys were gross back then. :D


They still are to me anyways. So when is your ass at the farm. I showed at houston your turn now my dear
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I didn't start dating until a few weeks shy of my 17th birthday. Guys were gross back then. :D


They still are to me anyways. So when is your ass at the farm. I showed at houston your turn now my dear



LOL - You mean my trip down to the Farm last year doesn't count? ;):D I mean there are pics of me being there. :$:):D

Earliest I'm able to plan on traveling and the current game plan is to get some trips in to various places in spring - after the semester is over with (mid-May). I'll be traveling during the week as I work weekends. Is the Farm open during the week?
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boy, did I mention that the little girl is really getting around at nearly 8 months old? She's almost ready to walk already! I am in deep shit....:o



Psstt...Billy....just wait until she's a teenager and wants to start dating. ;):P:D



Don't worry, I've got the perfect solution for that. A nice old shotgun to clean on my front porch every time one of them ornery bastards comes calling...

>:(
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boy, did I mention that the little girl is really getting around at nearly 8 months old? She's almost ready to walk already! I am in deep shit....:o



Psstt...Billy....just wait until she's a teenager and wants to start dating. ;):P:D



Don't worry, I've got the perfect solution for that. A nice old shotgun to clean on my front porch every time one of them ornery bastards comes calling...

>:(



You know what though billy, you won't hear him bangiung away upstairs:D:D:D
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boy, did I mention that the little girl is really getting around at nearly 8 months old? She's almost ready to walk already! I am in deep shit....:o



Psstt...Billy....just wait until she's a teenager and wants to start dating. ;):P:D



Don't worry, I've got the perfect solution for that. A nice old shotgun to clean on my front porch every time one of them ornery bastards comes calling...

>:(



You know what though billy, you won't hear him bangiung away upstairs:D:D:D



There's a remedy for that too. A hidden baby monitor wired to a lamp to flash in whatever room I'm in. Once it starts flashing, dress up in a SWAT uniform with a hood, grab the shotgun, kick in the door and watch the bastard's dick go limp in 2 seconds flat and shit come flying out the back end! :D:D:D

Of course, I'd have to deal with the daughter's anger for a while, but it'd be worth it. :P
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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