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How about turning all the sprinklers next to the main sidewalk towards the sidewalk at my high school... Then using a key I "had" to reprogram the digital controller to water for 1 minute out of every 7 minute passing period.

A 4000 student wet tee shirt contest of sorts...

The pisser... Now the campus has hundreds of CCTV cameras. None of the pranks I pulled in 1997 would be possible now... We had a bunch of pranks that cost the school district very little, were completely harmless, that are not possible any more...

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I was a theatre geek in school... I actually was on payroll from the district for operating the tech in the theatre when it was rented out...

How about having a dummy hang from an electromagnet 90 feet above the stage floor wired to the work lights. When the night crew turns off the worklights - the magnet would disengage, and the dummy would fall to the floor hard. They would immediately turn on the lights to see what the noise was - and would find the dummy on the stage floor. (The dummy was fake enough looking that in a few seconds the joke would be over).

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I'm sure many of you have done this but it's always fun when your on a road trip....when the someone falls asleep, have the driver slam on the brakes while everyone else in the cars screams and watch the sleeper wake in a panic. I have done that one and had it done on me.

Another one that I used to do in school, I would carry a tube of Anbesol around and if anyone would leave their drink unattented I would unscrew the cap and put some on the rim. It was great to watch people's lips and face go numb and have no clue why. I did that one alot by myself and loved that I was the only one that knew the score.

Oh yeah and when I was younger and my sister would have slumber parties, I was always good for some plastic wrap on the toilet seat!:ph34r:

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I'm sure many of you have done this but it's always fun when your on a road trip....when the someone falls asleep, have the driver slam on the brakes while everyone else in the cars screams and watch the sleeper wake in a panic. I have done that one and had it done on me.



That's also great if you do it right behond a HUGE truck >:(

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In high school me and a few friends would go to another friend's place of work and suran wrap their cars. I'm not talking about a little bit of wrap either...three to four rolls.

A classic one for my job is to have new guys take exhaust samples from the fuel trucks with mason jars, and put the lid on as quickly as possible so the exhaust sample won't escape. We actually got one guy to put ear plugs up his nose, so he wouldn't inhale any of the exhaust, told him it was a protective measure.

One night at a dorm party we got a guy to do an atomic sit up; he did a face plant into another guys ass when we took that towel off his face. Here's the jacked up part of this one...as soon as he did the face plant, he leaned back with a quickness and shoved two fingers up the other guy's ass (I shit you not on this one).

Of course there is always the upperdecker. Take a dump in the top tank of a toilet. If it's a really good one, it will clog the top tank...if not, it will just make the water running into the toilet look even worse.

I'm sure there are a few more I'm forgetting...and of course all of this was in my younger days. Now I'm too busy wakeboaring, skydiving, or chasing women :D.
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"impossible sit-up"



COnvince the mark that the impossible situp can't be done. He lays down and a towel is put over his eyes and he gets shaken up in order to "disorient" him. Meanwhile, another dude drops trou and squats over him. Towel is removed, "GO" is called, and the look on the mark's face is absolutely priceless as he tries to stop himself.


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This isnt very original but when I was a kid I used to get a kick out of the "Suran wrapped toilet" trick. Lift the seat of the toilet up and wrap suran wrap around the boy seat... put the girls seat back down. My poor mom peed all over the bathroom floor on more than a few occasions. My dad thought it was hilarious... My mom... not so much :D:D

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