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Me missing tequila!

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My wife just got back from the doctor and she's dialated 3 centimeters now. This baby can start coming out any time at all. I wonder if it's it's ok that I talk about her cervix so publicaly?

I told her I was going to the bar with the guys cause it's tequila night at Hooters, and she got all mad and doesn't want me to go. These hormone swings of her's are hard to take.

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My wife just got back from the doctor and she's dialated 3 centimeters now. This baby can start coming out any time at all. I wonder if it's it's ok that I talk about her cervix so publicaly?

I told her I was going to the bar with the guys cause it's tequila night at Hooters, and she got all mad and doesn't want me to go. These hormone swings of her's are hard to take.



She'll get over it - just go - she'll be glad you did after the baby comes.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I'm sure she's just mad that she can't go with you. I've heard those Hooters girls don't like you bringing the pregnant chicks in there because their boobs are ALWAYS bigger than the staff's.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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