wildcard451 0 #1 December 1, 2006 So I am sitting here on call in the VA tonight ( a hellish place like no other to begin with) and the senior informs me that there is dinner in the kitchen for the residents on call. So hell, I figure I'll mosey on down there to get some before all the little fucking med students here beat me to it. I am pleasantly surprised to find lasanga, mashed potatoes, and chicken cordon bleu out for our dinig pleasure. The lasanga and mashed potatoes are delightful, and as much as I love chicken, I save it for last. As I go to eat it however I find that my plastic fork won't penetrate the outside. So I stab at it for a bit and get the juice to break through, and decide "what the hell, the rest of dinner was suprisingly good, this can't be that bad".... Wrong answer Pablo. Lesson for the night: If you can't break the surface with your fork, you probably shouldn't put it in your mouth. Feel free to adapt this lession to other parts of life as needed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 December 1, 2006 Quote If you can't break the surface with your fork, you probably shouldn't put it in your mouth. Feel free to adapt this lession to other parts of life as needed. Does this apply to blow jobs? Does the rule only apply with plastic forks? What about plastic sporks? Or real forks?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #3 December 1, 2006 QuoteQuote If you can't break the surface with your fork, you probably shouldn't put it in your mouth. Feel free to adapt this lession to other parts of life as needed. Does this apply to blow jobs? Does the rule only apply with plastic forks? What about plastic sporks? Or real forks? Well now, I don't recommend any lady go and try this, but you can easily break the skin on the penis with a fork, plastic or otherwise. If you choose to try this on your man you are an evil bitch and I hope you die. That being said, if you take a look at it and it looks all leathery and shit like the Duke's face after 50 westerns... Then no, you should probably not put it in your mouth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #4 December 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote If you can't break the surface with your fork, you probably shouldn't put it in your mouth. Feel free to adapt this lession to other parts of life as needed. Does this apply to blow jobs? Does the rule only apply with plastic forks? What about plastic sporks? Or real forks? Well now, I don't recommend any lady go and try this, but you can easily break the skin on the penis with a fork, plastic or otherwise. If you choose to try this on your man you are an evil bitch and I hope you die. That being said, if you take a look at it and it looks all leathery and shit like the Duke's face after 50 westerns... Then no, you should probably not put it in your mouth. ________________________________ Leather gets softer after you soak it insider! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #5 December 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuote If you can't break the surface with your fork, you probably shouldn't put it in your mouth. Feel free to adapt this lession to other parts of life as needed. Does this apply to blow jobs? Does the rule only apply with plastic forks? What about plastic sporks? Or real forks? Well now, I don't recommend any lady go and try this, but you can easily break the skin on the penis with a fork, plastic or otherwise. If you choose to try this on your man you are an evil bitch and I hope you die. That being said, if you take a look at it and it looks all leathery and shit like the Duke's face after 50 westerns... Then no, you should probably not put it in your mouth. ________________________________ Leather gets softer after you soak it insider! Chuck I just specified the ladies' mouths. Other places are up to them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #6 December 1, 2006 I was expecting this to be another thread about Britney Spears' pussy. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
