Mostly_Harmless 0 #1 December 1, 2006 I hope there aren't any lepers in the bonfire: Why did the leper fail his driving test? Left his foot on the gas. -------------------------- What did the leper say to the hooker? Keep the tip. -------------------------- Lepers are really nice people. Ask them for an inch and they'll give you a foot. -------------------------- Why did they cancel the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner. -------------------------- What do you get when you put 4 lepers in a hot tub? Stew. -------------------------- What goes, HA HA HA HA HA... Thud? A leper laughing his head off. -------------------------- A leper walks into a bar and as he gets his beer, a finger falls off. The bartender who is serving him turns and pukes all over the place. The leper, feeling bad, asks, "I'm sorry. Was it my finger falling off?" The bartender turns to him and says, "No, it's the guy dipping chips into your back." ---------------------------- What do you call three lepers in a box? A Jigsaw puzzle. ---------------------------- What's the difference between a leper and a tree? A tree has limbs._________________________________________ www.myspace.com/termvelocity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #2 December 1, 2006 QuoteWhat goes, HA HA HA HA HA... Thud? A leper laughing his head off. I'm going to Hell. I literally have tears streaming down my face from laughing at this one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mostly_Harmless 0 #3 December 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteWhat goes, HA HA HA HA HA... Thud? A leper laughing his head off. I'm going to Hell. I literally have tears streaming down my face from laughing at this one. Good then I will see you there because I had the same reaction to that one._________________________________________ www.myspace.com/termvelocity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #4 December 1, 2006 You forgot the one about the lepers' poker game! It ended early because someone threw his hand in! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #5 December 1, 2006 Why was the leper colony baseball game postponed? Because the center fielder dropped a ball. How do you know if a leper has taken a shower? The bar of soap is bigger than when you left it. Why did he go back into the shower? He forgot his head and shoulders. How do you get the leper out of the hot tub? With a ladel. How do you get a leper out of bed? With a shovel. What you you call a leper in a wind tunnel? A skeleton. What do you get if you put bread dough at the top of the wind tunnel? Meat Lover's pizza. Why did the leper lose at poker? He threw his hands in. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #6 December 2, 2006 It's OK to tell Leper jokes. According to South Park, after a disease has been around for 20.3 years, it's officially OK to make jokes about it. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ToyMaker 0 #7 December 2, 2006 A guy asks a leper in the street... Could you point me to a farmacy please? The leper says: Yes... follow the finger! _______________________________________ White cute poodle puppy found. Approximately six months of age. Blue collar but no tags. Very friendly. Tasted like chicken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #8 December 2, 2006 Lepers make horrible friends. They're too flaky. Edited to add: But they do rub off on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #9 December 2, 2006 So a leper walks into a bar and as he gets his beer, a finger falls off. The bartender who is serving him turns and pukes all over the place. The leper, feeling bad, says, "Was it my finger falling off?" The bartender turns to him and says, "No, it's the guy dipping chips into your back. Q: Whats one thing you don't do to a baby leper? A: Got Your nose! Q: Did you hear what happened when the leper who ran into a screen door? A: He strained himself. How do you fit 47 lepers in a Volkswagen? Use a blender. How do you get them out? Use Doritos. What do you do when a female leper bats her eyes at you? Catch 'em and yell "You're OUT!" How can you tell if you've gotten a letter from a leper? There's a tongue stuck to the envelope. DId you hear about the guy who picked up a leper at the gay bar? After he pulled it out, he got himself a nice piece of ass. Did you hear about the lepers against the bomb? They were already disarmed. Why was the Leper unable to talk? Cat had his tongue. Why was the Leper kicked off the relay team? He lost the last leg. ...If You Can Keep Your Head While All Others Are Losing Theirs! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
airtwardo 7 #9 December 2, 2006 So a leper walks into a bar and as he gets his beer, a finger falls off. The bartender who is serving him turns and pukes all over the place. The leper, feeling bad, says, "Was it my finger falling off?" The bartender turns to him and says, "No, it's the guy dipping chips into your back. Q: Whats one thing you don't do to a baby leper? A: Got Your nose! Q: Did you hear what happened when the leper who ran into a screen door? A: He strained himself. How do you fit 47 lepers in a Volkswagen? Use a blender. How do you get them out? Use Doritos. What do you do when a female leper bats her eyes at you? Catch 'em and yell "You're OUT!" How can you tell if you've gotten a letter from a leper? There's a tongue stuck to the envelope. DId you hear about the guy who picked up a leper at the gay bar? After he pulled it out, he got himself a nice piece of ass. Did you hear about the lepers against the bomb? They were already disarmed. Why was the Leper unable to talk? Cat had his tongue. Why was the Leper kicked off the relay team? He lost the last leg. ...If You Can Keep Your Head While All Others Are Losing Theirs! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
