Fun but strange super-powers

[McDuck 0]

Most stories, movies, television shows and such that deal with people who are supposed to have special abilities always focus on talents like excessive strength, over-developed vision, hearing and /or speed. So, what about other abnormalities?

What if you could point at someone and cause them to have uncontrollable flatulence for 30 seconds with a 5 minute re-charge time?

How about being able to shoot carrot slices out of your elbows?

Would you turn down the ability to make someone pee their pants from 10 feet?

What about being able to sense someone having an orgasm within 200 feet of you?

What other unusual talents can you think of? Let's hear some out of the ordinary super powers.

Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
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[ACMESkydiver 0]

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[McDuck 0]

Ah come on! I know you're more creative than that! Originality counts, darlin'.

Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
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[ACMESkydiver 0]

If I could throw this wicked headache at someone other than me, that WOULD be amazing.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[Samurai136 0]

Personal Weather System: 10 mile radius centered on you; Blue Skies, 75 degrees, winds light and variable.

Good for skydiving; sucks if you're a Snowboarder.

"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian
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[McDuck 0]

What if you could make hair sprout out of their teeth? Wouldn't that be just as good?

Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

[McDuck 0]

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Personal Weather System: 10 mile radius centered on you; Blue Skies, 75 degrees, winds light and variable.

Good for skydiving; sucks if you're a Snowboarder.

Ooh! Good one. I imagine you'd be a bigger draw for boogies than hot air balloons, midgets and walking trees!

What if swoop ponds formed at your merest gesture?

Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

[Squeak 17]

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Ah come on! I know you're more creative than that! Originality counts, darlin'.

I take it you havn't seen Mystery Men then

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[Samurai136 0]

Back in my geeky-er gamer days, my friends and I would amuse ourselves by thinking up superpowers that the 'owner' would be completely unaware of... kind of like an X-files episode.

Ironically enough have you ever noticed some people bring bad weather to the DZ?


RockStar Parking: No matter where you go you can immeadiately 'find' a legal parking spot. Parking spot is always the shortest walking distance from your destination.

"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian
Ken

[Richards 0]

The ability to inflict an orgasm (or multiple orgasms) upon someone with just a thought.

Could be great way to mess with someone who is trying to give a presentation, or teach a lecture.

My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

[labrys 0]

What about making someone fall asleep and then suddenly wake up? I love that "was I drooling?" look people get when they do that

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[countzero 7]

acid man can induce hallucinations.

psy-leech can psychically drain people of thier self esteem or happiness.

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[llkenziell 0]

thats so messed up! lol the world would be so upsetting if noone had selfesteem

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[MarkM 0]

I would want Blue Steel. Of course, the power would be so great, one could never predict the outcome of using it.

[Twoply 0]

I'd just like something simple like the ability to make everyone who's in front of me in line for food to know exactly what they want and already have their money out and ready.

I'd turn down an ability to make trees grow 3% faster than they acually do.

[jtval 0]

I'd be a millionaire a million times over if I had the ability to create personal sized time capsules. In this capsule time would be frozen.

Do you know how much money the tv dinner people would pay me for that?

YOu could take your food home from that 5 star resturant and it'd be like they just brought it out.


or you could trirck your big brother to play hideand seek in one.then wait til you are older and bigger then heis and beat his ass just to see how he likes it LOL

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[Andy_Copland 0]

The power to make someones shoes shrink. Punk annoys you at the bar and make em shuffle with discomfort until their feet are crushed! Mwuhahahahahaha

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People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

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[SpeedRacer 1]

speaking of super-power inventions:

What if you could take a shower in the form of a tablet that you swallowed? Pop one in your mouth and in 10 to 20 minutes later you would become clean. Or have a time-release capsule, so you could go out jogging or work out or something, then gradually get clean afterwards.

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[SpeedRacer 1]

I would like the Chuck Norris superpower of being able to give a woman an orgasm by just pointing at her & saying "BOO-Yah!"

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[Twoply 0]

Would you agree to be given this power but in trade were forced to wear tight polyester bell bottoms and long sleeve silk shirts in floral patterns, colors from the 70's and to wear the front unbuttoned down to the lower chest?

[SpeedRacer 1]

Would that be my superhero uniform?

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[Twoply 0]

And a big 70's moustache that always look wet.

[SpeedRacer 1]

well, what other '70s superpowers do I get?

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[turtlespeed 226]

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Most stories, movies, television shows and such that deal with people who are supposed to have special abilities always focus on talents like excessive strength, over-developed vision, hearing and /or speed. So, what about other abnormalities?

What if you could point at someone and cause them to have uncontrollable flatulence for 30 seconds with a 5 minute re-charge time?

How about being able to shoot carrot slices out of your elbows?

Would you turn down the ability to make someone pee their pants from 10 feet?

What about being able to sense someone having an orgasm within 200 feet of you?

What other unusual talents can you think of? Let's hear some out of the ordinary super powers.

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[SmilingPhoenix 0]

I would like the ability to...

make all of the cars in front of me get the hell out of the way...

bat my eyes at someone and make them transport twenty feet away from me - or toward me - depending on my preference...

think about a song and have it play quietly in the background of wherever I am...

make weekends last twice as long so I can get twice as many skydives...

oh yeah, and actually land my canopy on my feet - now that would be nice! (urgh!)

Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!