Looking for Turtle

[scaryshari 0]

I've been looking for turtle - our phones ring but we miss each other. The new baby isn't yours, but don't be sad, I drank a beer and the baby just seemed to go away.

But, you have been on my mind, day and night. I think of you so very often as - you know "you complete....me."

So, if you are out there still wondering about me and when I'm coming home - I am home ,darling. I kicked the door in and am waiting.

My wings are sprouting and I must fly with you my darling.




I'm baaack.

is

[Squeak 17]

where'd ya go

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[livendive 8]

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Looking for Turtle

Are you sure that's wise?

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[scaryshari 0]

Got very busy and became a whuffo as I healed. Couldn't get on the forums, as I felt I had nothing in common with people that have more fun than me.

Knees + Breeze = First available weekend with nice weather.

If turtle doesn't respond, I'm switching to a frogman.

is

[turtlespeed 226]

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I've been looking for turtle - our phones ring but we miss each other. The new baby isn't yours, but don't be sad, I drank a beer and the baby just seemed to go away.

But, you have been on my mind, day and night. I think of you so very often as - you know "you complete....me."

So, if you are out there still wondering about me and when I'm coming home - I am home ,darling. I kicked the door in and am waiting.

My wings are sprouting and I must fly with you my darling.




I'm baaack.

AWWESOME!

But - HOLY FUCK! You broke the door?
Do you real;ize how much that is going to cost?!!!

All you had to do was knock . . . I'd have let you in.




Eventually.


So - the baby WASN'T mine!

S- A - WEET!!!! - wait - no - NO NO NO!!!!
That means my law suit against my doctor, you know, the one that gave me the knife to the scrotum area . . . shit - he said he'd give me a million dollars if . . . well fuck - nevermind NOW!

What a fucking day.

I think I'll go drink some Tequila -

Tequila is good - Mmmmm Kayyyy

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[swedishcelt 0]

Oi. Like a girl between a rock and a hard place.

[scaryshari 0]

sorry about the door. if you'd look, i'm in your room jumping up and down on your bed wearing your superman underooos.

come to mamma!!

is

[turtlespeed 226]

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sorry about the door. if you'd look, i'm in your room jumping up and down on your bed wearing your superman underooos.

come to mamma!!

I looked - you weren't there.

and I want my underoos back Dammit!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[scaryshari 0]

must have been the wrong room. Where was I?

BTW. I broke the bed and spilled beer all over the sofa. Hope you don't mind. Nice place though.

I found a pair of batman underoos in there, I'm thinking about wearing them on my first jump back. Hope you don't mind.

is

[turtlespeed 226]

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must have been the wrong room. Where was I?

BTW. I broke the bed and spilled beer all over the sofa. Hope you don't mind. Nice place though.

I found a pair of batman underoos in there, I'm thinking about wearing them on my first jump back. Hope you don't mind.

Ummm - LOL - I hate to tell you this - But I don't have any Bat Man Underoos.

And MY couch was nice and dry this morning . . . moreover - I SLEPT in my bed last night.

I don't know whose house you were in - but - Heh - they are coming home to a little surprise.

How could you get this all so confused!

I'm crushed and I want custody of the baby!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun