Ever been caught killing kittens?

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So did you *literally* kill a kitten!?!?

One minute from his post to your reply...no wonder you beat me to it!

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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Nope.. but I tell you this.. it was close.

Damn near killed me though

-- Hope you don't die. --

I'm fucking winning

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If it isn't on video, it didn't happen

its definitely NOT on video...

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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Damn near killed me though

I'm laughing my ass off at COMPLETELY understanding that level of shock.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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It was dark and my mind was on other things.

Another inch or so over and we would have been competing for ceiling space.

-- Hope you don't die. --

I'm fucking winning

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I didn't know whether to try and keep her from falling, or zip up."

nice seinfeld reference...

I came home to find my son treating his body like an amusement park!

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[TheStepchild 0]

Bwhahaha! Why do I find that to be so hilarious?
I've been caught numerous times, by different people...do I have the bad timing, or do they?

Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

[bisqit999 0]

I think i got caught by my mother when I was younger but I'm not sure. I heard her coming and quickly tried to zip up. I don't know if I made it in time so there is a possibility that she just didn't say anything.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

The only times I've been 'caught' he just said, "Can I help you with that?"

I know I've *almost* caught him once or twice but never officially have.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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.... my mother ...... I heard her coming and quickly tried to zip up.

Did you pull out first? Must have hurt otherwise!

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Nope.. but I tell you this.. it was close.

Damn near killed me though

He was only 3 months old. He just thought you'd brought out a new play toy for him.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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.... my mother ...... I heard her coming and quickly tried to zip up.

Did you pull out first? Must have hurt otherwise!

Um, ew.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[Muenkel 0]

The only time I was ever caught was by my older brother and I was about 14 or 15 at the time. Everything was covered up as I was under my blanket. It was obvious what I was doing though. He walked into the the room. All he said was 'Sorry, I'll come back later'. I was completely humiliated.

Chris

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The only time I was ever caught was by my older brother and I was about 14 or 15 at the time. Everything was covered up as I was under my blanket. It was obvious what I was doing though. He walked into the the room. All he said was 'Sorry, I'll come back later'. I was completely humiliated.

Chris

Well at least he was a guy and probably understood that guys DO that kind of thing.

Imagine if it had been a sister walking in. Ewwwww....

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[Muenkel 0]

I agree. If it was one of my sisters or my mother....major ewwww.

Chris

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why don't we have multiple answers ?
Been caught by parents, SO, and also other people

But I never did it with mask and snorkel.

Never did it in an AN-2 either.

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

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I've never been caught, but i did walk in on my housemate as he was just getting started once

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caught is a relative term, like when a cop stops you and asks, "do you know why i stopped you", the proper answer is "because you think i was doing something wrong but you are not sure so you thought you would see if I was dumb enough to confess to something", or "yes, sir I just robbed a bank"

how about "i was just doing my daily exam for cancer, does this feel like a lump to you?"

Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.

[Andy9o8 2]

Am I missing something? Does nobody have a bathroom door that locks?

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Am I missing something? Does nobody have a bathroom door that locks?

If you lock the door then you greatly reduce the chances of an anonymous attractive women walking in on you and offering to help.

"That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch

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Bwhahaha! Why do I find that to be so hilarious?
I've been caught numerous times, by different people...do I have the bad timing, or do they?

My guess is that the bus station is not the best place to do the deed.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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[ladyskydiver 0]

Nope...never been caught.

You have got to feel for this one - http://www.rockclimbing.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1495991#1495991 . I think basilisk has got you guys beat.

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

[McBeth 0]

I really like the way they quote over there better I'm jealous.