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Today's Medical Minute! <Catchy theme-song goes here.>

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Warning: This might possibly make you go "ewwww!" You've been warned.

Today's medical minute, brought to you by Peter...

Peter logic: "Since I'm traveling overseas and will be on a plane all day tomorrow, and I usually get sick if I travel a long time, I'll double the amount of Vitamins and AirBorne I take. I'll take two multi-vitamins, and two AirBorne this morning, and that'll make me twice stronger!!

Actual logic: Two multi-vitamins plus two AirBorne = Peter in the bathroom for 30 minutes. As in, "hmm, I'm at my computer, typing away, just... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?! AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"

Today's medical lesson concluded.
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"Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?"
"Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

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