Things I wish I'd said

[2fat2fly 0]

Nothing warms my heart like a low key zinger of an insult

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about." -- Winston
Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." -- Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." -- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?" -- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." -- Moses Hadas

"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." -- Abraham Lincoln

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -- Groucho Marx

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." -- Mark Twain

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[freekflyguy 0]

"If you were my husband I would poison your drink" --- Lady Astor to Winston Churchill

"If I were your husband I would drink it" --- Winston Churchill to Lady Astor

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.

[Stumpy 284]

Those two were a regular barrel of laughs together!

Lady Astor: "Sir, you are drunk"
WC: "madam, you are ugly, and in the morning, I will be sober"

Never try to eat more than you can lift

[popsjumper 2]

She: I'm sorry.
He: Are you bragging or complaining?

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239