SpeedRacer 1 #1 December 7, 2006 clicky Drag the socks out of the pile to match them. Why? WHY???? I don't know. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #2 December 7, 2006 Quoteclicky Drag the socks out of the pile to match them. Why? WHY???? I don't know. Ok I did it.. I'm scared. The socks became some humanoid thing and started to bounce with the shadow figure. With hearts appering in the back ground. Very strange. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #3 December 7, 2006 At least here, there is a match for every sock. That never happens in real lifeI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #4 December 7, 2006 My daughter actually buys packages of socks now that are mismatched on purpose. What'll they think of next? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #5 December 7, 2006 Quote The socks became some humanoid thing bringing back those old memories of the boy, the tattered playboy, and the sock......wait a minute, that was yesterday....never mind, move along, nothing to see hereI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #6 December 7, 2006 well, just who made the rule that your socks have to match? It's a pain in the ass. That law should be repealed. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flygirl1 0 #7 December 7, 2006 It's a conspiracy made up by women trying to get their men to match their own socks. See when you are watching TV and drinking beer in the living room, we go to the laundry room and start matching socks. Then this magical sock fairy comes to life and grants us all our sexual fantasies. Just think of all the things you did to that sock when you were younger. They will all come true if you finely match your own socks. Just look at the evidence. We place the washing machines in their own separate room in the back, far from the TV so you won't find out and ruin our fun. The only way the sock fairy can come to life is if you properly match the socks and no man ever completely matches his socks. one is always a little longer or they have mix matched logos. That is why you guys haven't found our secret out yet. You buying it yet? Oh well I guess I'll go finish the laundry now Fly like a girl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #8 December 7, 2006 They dont even match them the right way, the way they do it wears out the elastic Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #9 December 7, 2006 QuoteAt least here, there is a match for every sock. That never happens in real life Sure it does...just have to buy all white socks!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #10 December 7, 2006 QuoteIt's a conspiracy made up by women trying to get their men to match their own socks. See when you are watching TV and drinking beer in the living room, we go to the laundry room and start matching socks. Then this magical sock fairy comes to life and grants us all our sexual fantasies. Just think of all the things you did to that sock when you were younger. They will all come true if you finely match your own socks. Just look at the evidence. We place the washing machines in their own separate room in the back, far from the TV so you won't find out and ruin our fun. The only way the sock fairy can come to life is if you properly match the socks and no man ever completely matches his socks. one is always a little longer or they have mix matched logos. That is why you guys haven't found our secret out yet. You buying it yet? Oh well I guess I'll go finish the laundry now I thought it was in the back room so y'all could "ride the spin cycle" and not wake up the rest of the house? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites