JENNR8R 0 #1 December 11, 2006 This question came up this weekend. My contribution: I skipped classes on Senior Skip Day with my Mother's permission. The Principal wanted all of the seniors who skipped to stay after school the next week to pick up trash as a punishment. My Mom wouldn't allow me to participate because I had her permission. I got nothin' What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caspar 0 #2 December 11, 2006 sold half a litre of vodka to a bunch of 13 year old girls when i was 16. suspended 2 weeks, only just got let back in. edit: went to boarding school, so not like just buying some and drinking it after schools ended that was the most major one i got caught for, lots more that i never got caught for tho"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #3 December 11, 2006 This thread told a lot about the troublemakers on the forum!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #4 December 11, 2006 I have a lot... My junior yr I was caught with alcohol and pot on school grounds. Got in a few fights and told a teacher off, and got caught coming back from ditching. I was actually taken in a police car to a continuation school until my parents were able to come and get me. That was fun I did a lot of stupid shit when I was in high school and this is just the only stuff I got in trouble for.TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #5 December 11, 2006 All of it. I threw a condom on the bus once on a field trip. How'd that go? Not to good! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,584 #6 December 11, 2006 The closest I came to getting in trouble was getting caught riding the elevator, and getting caught walking around barefoot. There was no punishment, other than being asked to exit the elevator (it was my floor anyway). I was really, really good. In fact, when I climbed out over the fence after lunch, in full view of everyone who was walking around (all hallways were external), the two guys who also climbed out were called in the next day, but I wasn't. Because, even though it looked like Wendy, the principal knew it couldn't be me Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #7 December 11, 2006 Heres a surprise, I talked to much, argued to much etc etc some of the fun ones to think back on were - refused to disect because they made it most of the semesters grade in lab, my partner was a vegan type, and even though I was dying to cut the animals apart and look at the insides I refused because I didnt like the mandatory thing, almost failed Bio 1 that way. - Organized a walk out - smoking in the allay and the bathroom - Selling airheads and sodas during class - refusing to put bookcovers on my books - Threatening to piss in on the floor if the teacher didnt let me go to the bathroom, this was after I had already walked out on other occasions when they said no and after my mother sent a medical note stating bladder issues and that I was to be allowed to use the restroom when needed. Since I couldnt walk out anymore though (got detentions on previous occasions) I just made threats to "pop a squat" which btw is not good to say in a english class, apperently wasnt proper grammer but always got me to the restroom.Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #8 December 11, 2006 I got away with way too much, cuz I was smart and on the math team. I'd be cutting class with my friends and walking around the halls and they'd get in trouble, whereas I'd be told to just go back to class. Although the first school where I was, I did get suspended from for a semester (and never went back) due to a variety of accumulated things in a matter of a few weeks, including putting on a strip show for a Spanish class video (not appreciated) and then accessing the school's network from home (even less appreciated).....This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
floridadiver81 0 #9 December 11, 2006 well..my high scholl had the "senior lounge". Whcih basically..if you got to school early enough and were able to sign up for it(there were only 25 availabel slots per period) you were ablet o go there instead of the study hall..where you had to be quiet and do work and suck. In the lounge you could goof off and do whatever. well...i always got there early..so i was able to park in front of the school. so i took up money and did a burger king run. well..this worked for like 2 weeks...then i got busted. 1 day in school suspension. It was messed up though becasue i came back every time...before the period was over. Its not like i left and didnt come back....i felt like i got shafted on that one! I did other stuff....but im nto at liberty to discuss that..."Age has absolutely nothing to do with knowledge, learning, respect, attitude, or personality." -yardhippie "Fight the air, and the air will kick your ass!!! "-Specialkaye Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #10 December 11, 2006 Ummmmm...not really sure if the Statute of Limitations applies or not. Some of the more benign.. 1. Worked out a deal with my English teacher to let me sleep in class and still get all A's, and I wouldn't disrupt the class... (my ace-in-the-hole was that I was part of a group of 6 that caught her banging her BF in the back seat of her car at the Sebring races) 2. 3 weeks before graduation I got sick and tired of the Spanish teacher's BS and told him off. Dean of boys gave me the option - continue the class with another teacher or take "study hall". I took "study hall" because it was the last period of the day and nobody ever stayed for it anyway. 3. Got busted for selling books on campus. Well, the book was Candy and it was banned in Tampa at the time so sales went like hotcakes. I bought a big stash of them in Miami when the school band was down there for state competitions. Dean of Boys did have some good things to say about "entrepreneurship", though. 4. We had a little game going on with the Dean of Boys. We'd skip and go to the pool hall and wait for him to come round us all up and make us go back to school. 3. Made several friends on the football team because I kicked one of the hotshot's ass. Everybody thought he was a tough guy. Kinda helped me in that it caused several of my "aggrivators" to leave me alone after that. HE got suspended. I had to pick up trash. 4. Hung a sign over one of the balconies saying, "Mrs. XXX has witch's tits." Had to apologize to her. So I hung a sign the next day saying, ""Mrs. XXX does NOT have witch's tits." Had to pick up trash AND clean the bathrooms. 5. Got busted as the instigator (but I really wasn't) for starting a chant at a football game. The team we were playing was Hillsboro "Big Red". The chant went: "Gimme head, Big Red. Gimme head". Had to pick up trash AND clean the bathrooms AND do the wash for the football team. It really sucks having to wash jockstraps. As you may have noticed, I had a good relationship with the Dean of Boys. He was highly impressed that I wanted to stay in school even though I was living on my own on the streets so he never suspended me. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazelos 0 #11 December 11, 2006 I got expelled from biology class because I was being a dick to the teacher (I had to study biology on my own, and guess what, I passed with 70%!), and I nearly missed a piss test. I also didn't get caught stealing glasswear (they make good bongs) from chemistry. All an all I guess, even though I did fuck up, I never really got into trouble He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #12 December 11, 2006 Damn you should be as good at picking up trash as Brandy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #13 December 11, 2006 I skipped French Class Monday thru Thursday. Every week. Hey, I showed up for the Friday quizes...If I had shown up, I would have just been a trouble maker and distracted all of the kids who were actually there to learn French. At least that's what I told the Dean when he called me into his office over it.skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #14 December 11, 2006 Yes...and on top of all that I'm getting good experience and building hours here at the DZ every Monday. I just wish I had an orange vest.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #15 December 11, 2006 Hummmm... 1. 2. 3. 4. 3. 4. 5. ??? Maybe you should have attended a few more math classes? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #17 December 11, 2006 Caught smoking weed between classes. Nailed by principal for doing smoky donuts in parking lot. Busted by cops for building a pipe bomb. Caught riding my bmx bike on school roof. One day suspension for rapelling from ceiling of gym. "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #18 December 11, 2006 ...riding the elevator... Quote A friend and I use to ride ON TOP of the elevator, never got caught but picked up tons of useful 'Intel' Had a pinhead on the football team that ALWAYS hogged the whirlpool, so I put a package of Blue Rit Dye in there once, got busted because it was on my fingers too...the dood looked like a smurf for a week! Got kicked out of a math class for being dumb, snuck back in after hours with a 1/2 pound of cheese and pushed it way back into the heater vent...was a 'prime' suspect, but never 'indited' Pulled a dirt bag's Honda 125 up to the top of the school flagpole after school when he was in 'band practice'...again, suspected...never 'charged' (Took two of us to get it up there, I hear it came DOWN pretty quick though!) Our school had bowling as a gym class I was suspected / accused, of filling the bowling ball holes with Axel Grease...(Auto Tech teacher burned me ) ~parents were called and warned, I didn't 'get' to finish that class...study hall instead! Got detention for being dumb, 'accidentally' passed ALL the recording tapes from German class through the electromagnetic cleaner thingie... (Gee, I didn't know..............that someone was WATCHING! ) I did lots more, but that's pretty much the stuff I was 'looked at' for! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #19 December 11, 2006 I gotta agree with Spence on this one... Although my math skills DID get me through EE. Good thing I didn't work on any space shuttles, eh?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #20 December 11, 2006 I did alot of BAD things in HS - I think I spent most of my Junior year drunk (ironically my grades improved that year). Senior year I spent more time at the beach than in class.... luckily I never got caught. g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #21 December 11, 2006 I never got in serious trouble in HS... I didn't get overly good grades because I despised the concept of homework and subsiquently didn't do it... unfortunately the teachers didn't seem to agree with my opinion that since I could ace exams w/o doing the problems I shouldn't have to do the problems... I do recall that I was taken under the wing of a senior (female) in the band my freshman year and was able to get out of studyhall to go "Hang out" in the band room. Our reason for going to the band room was to "practice" but we more or less just goofed off most of the time... I was ocasionally asked to be lookout for the smokers during gym class (I didn't/don't smoke) but who am I to deny the bully types the oportunity to destroy their lungs... (makes it easier to get away from them if they chased me...)Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GravityJunky 0 #22 December 11, 2006 How much time ya got to hear the "rap sheet" I aquired in HS, they had to hire an additional Assistant Principal, assigned to just me!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TFFTM 1 #23 December 11, 2006 Smoking (cigs), skipping and caught fooling around with my highschool teacher Ended up marrying her Now happily single again Life lesson #34 Do not marry your highschool teacher! BSBD Home of the Alabama Gang Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites monkycndo 0 #24 December 11, 2006 Nothing that you can find. Yep, I was a good boy. ASB pres, Deustch Klub pres, SADD member, Honor society, Key Club, tennis team. (Now that I look at the list, looks like I was a geek) (Who am I kidding? I had plenty of fun, I was just able to get the dirty facts exponged from my record. Witness protection program and all.)50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GravityJunky 0 #25 December 11, 2006 Quote skipping and caught fooling around with my highschool teacher Now happily single again YOU DIRTY WHORE! Life lesson #34 Do not marry your highschool teacher! DIRTY DIRTY WHORE!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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popsjumper 2 #19 December 11, 2006 I gotta agree with Spence on this one... Although my math skills DID get me through EE. Good thing I didn't work on any space shuttles, eh?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #20 December 11, 2006 I did alot of BAD things in HS - I think I spent most of my Junior year drunk (ironically my grades improved that year). Senior year I spent more time at the beach than in class.... luckily I never got caught. g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #21 December 11, 2006 I never got in serious trouble in HS... I didn't get overly good grades because I despised the concept of homework and subsiquently didn't do it... unfortunately the teachers didn't seem to agree with my opinion that since I could ace exams w/o doing the problems I shouldn't have to do the problems... I do recall that I was taken under the wing of a senior (female) in the band my freshman year and was able to get out of studyhall to go "Hang out" in the band room. Our reason for going to the band room was to "practice" but we more or less just goofed off most of the time... I was ocasionally asked to be lookout for the smokers during gym class (I didn't/don't smoke) but who am I to deny the bully types the oportunity to destroy their lungs... (makes it easier to get away from them if they chased me...)Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #22 December 11, 2006 How much time ya got to hear the "rap sheet" I aquired in HS, they had to hire an additional Assistant Principal, assigned to just me!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TFFTM 1 #23 December 11, 2006 Smoking (cigs), skipping and caught fooling around with my highschool teacher Ended up marrying her Now happily single again Life lesson #34 Do not marry your highschool teacher! BSBD Home of the Alabama Gang Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #24 December 11, 2006 Nothing that you can find. Yep, I was a good boy. ASB pres, Deustch Klub pres, SADD member, Honor society, Key Club, tennis team. (Now that I look at the list, looks like I was a geek) (Who am I kidding? I had plenty of fun, I was just able to get the dirty facts exponged from my record. Witness protection program and all.)50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #25 December 11, 2006 Quote skipping and caught fooling around with my highschool teacher Now happily single again YOU DIRTY WHORE! Life lesson #34 Do not marry your highschool teacher! DIRTY DIRTY WHORE!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
