phoenixlpr 0 #1 December 12, 2006 From here:Weird Sex Laws QuoteIn Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons. Is that true? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #2 December 12, 2006 Is it true, possibly. Does it belong in the bonfire, most likely. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 December 12, 2006 Its been discussed quite a bit over the years here on DZ.com. Is it true, so far it seems that it is. Is it enforceable? Nope. Why? Its a rights violation and a lawsuit would not only ensue but it would win.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #4 December 12, 2006 QuoteIts been discussed quite a bit over the years here on DZ.com. Bang! Bang! Bang! (That's the sound of my head beating against the wall, btw.) You're right, Dave, when you say it's been mentioned many times here, but you then go on to say it is true -- that's why my head is banging against the wall. IT IS NOT TRUE, NOT NOW, NOT EVER. There is not, nor has there ever been, such a statute on the books in the semi-wonderful State of Florida. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #5 December 12, 2006 QuoteYou're right, Dave, when you say it's been mentioned many times here, but you then go on to say it is true -- that's why my head is banging against the wall. IT IS NOT TRUE, NOT NOW, NOT EVER. I thought that it had been shown as true. Oh well, I stand corrected. Even if it was true, it would still be unenforeable. I haven't spent time studying every detailed FL law and was relying on my memory of past posts. Well, you may stop banging your head, the law is now untrue and will be stated as such in the future. It *could* be made true. All it takes is some motivated politicians. Then all the guys in FL would have a good group of people to pack for them on Sundays. Quotein the semi-wonderful State of Florida. You ask yourself "how did Florida earn its own tag on Fark.com?" Then you go and read Fark.com and all the stories linked with the Florida tag and it makes sense.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DSE 5 #6 December 12, 2006 True or not....come visit Utah. We have every weird sex law there is. And a few that go well past weird... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akjmpplt 0 #7 December 12, 2006 Define weird. My oral board to get on the police department went something like this: Them: Have you ever engaged in any unusual sex acts? Me: What do you consider unusual Them: You tell us. Me: In that case...No. SmugMug Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 December 12, 2006 QuoteTrue or not....come visit Utah. We have every weird sex law there is. And a few that go well past weird... Now . . . WHY . . . If you were sane . . . would you go visit a place with weird sex LAWS? I'd rather go to a place where anything goes! When is that Boogie Upndownshop?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #9 December 12, 2006 QuoteMy oral board to get on the police department went something like this: Them: Have you ever engaged in any unusual sex acts? Me: What do you consider unusual Them: You tell us. Me: In that case...No. In a polygraph interview I was asked "have you had sex with animals?" I said "domesticated or wild" while I kind of smirked. The polygrapher didn't think it was funny, I did. Eitherway I "passed" the polygraph test.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #10 December 12, 2006 QuoteIts been discussed quite a bit over the years here on DZ.com. --------------------------------------------------- Bang! Bang! Bang! (That's the sound of my head beating against the wall, btw.) I'm banging right along with you. I really wish this stupid topic would have a sticky thread so it would quit being brought up. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #11 December 12, 2006 QuoteI really wish this stupid topic would have a sticky thread so it would quit being brought up. Why should you be worried? You've never been divorced and you don't live in FL... --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 334 #12 December 12, 2006 Quote Eitherway I "passed" the polygraph test. It that because a BJ isn't sex? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #13 December 12, 2006 That depends on what your definition of "is" is. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #14 December 12, 2006 QuoteYou've never been divorced You mean i'm still married to the jerk? Damn. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #15 December 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteMy oral board to get on the police department went something like this: Them: Have you ever engaged in any unusual sex acts? Me: What do you consider unusual Them: You tell us. Me: In that case...No. In a polygraph interview I was asked "have you had sex with animals?" I said "domesticated or wild" while I kind of smirked. The polygrapher didn't think it was funny, I did. Eitherway I "passed" the polygraph test. I don't know if I believe you on this on, Dude! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #16 December 12, 2006 QuoteI don't know if I believe you on this on, Dude! Well, the question was asked and I did take a polygraph. The only people that know of the answer is myself, the polygrapher and anyone else that listened to the recording of the interview. So you can believe or not. Even if you don't believe, I bet you still got a laugh.This was after being berated for nearly 10 minutes about being a theft since I couldn't remember if I had ever accidently walked off with someone's Bic Pen before. Atleast I realized that the guy was playing a part trying to get his job done efficently, after the test we chatted for about 5 minutes. A really neat and nice guy actually, when he's not testing you.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
