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Sometimes people create stuff and sell it as gifts.
Some of it is odd, but there is a small percentage of
the odd stuff that worries me (like the attached necklace).

If you want to freak everyone out, give it to your g/f.
She'll wear it around you because you gave it to her.

Guys will say, "I'm really not staring at your cleavage. Your cleavage is staring at me. Could you cover it up?" :D
A nice irony here, huh? ;)

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Checked out the link...

Hmmm...recycled Barbie parts...

that's just freaky.



That's not the freakiest thing to do with Barbies.

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From an article by Ken Linnau and F. A. Mann in the April 2003 issue of the American Journal of Roentgenology.

"A thirty-five-year-old man presented with severe abdominal pain and distension but normal vital signs. An abdominal radiograph showed multiple rounded objects, some in the shape of a head with a pointed nose. The patient stated that he had ingested multiple heads of a popular children's toy doll over the course of several days. He declared that swallowing dolls' heads was his habit for anal autoerotic gratification.



While I think that using the little Barbie arms for a bracelet is strange, it doesn't require hospitalization. So, it is more socially acceptable.
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Checked out the link...

Hmmm...recycled Barbie parts...

that's just freaky.



That's not the freakiest thing to do with Barbies.

Medicine

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From an article by Ken Linnau and F. A. Mann in the April 2003 issue of the American Journal of Roentgenology.

"A thirty-five-year-old man presented with severe abdominal pain and distension but normal vital signs. An abdominal radiograph showed multiple rounded objects, some in the shape of a head with a pointed nose. The patient stated that he had ingested multiple heads of a popular children's toy doll over the course of several days. He declared that swallowing dolls' heads was his habit for anal autoerotic gratification.



While I think that using the little Barbie arms for a bracelet is strange, it doesn't require hospitalization. So, it is more socially acceptable.
:)


Has anyone else noticed a pattern in the types of post Bill makes :))
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Has anyone else noticed a pattern in the types of post Bill makes :))



Christmas gifts? :D

The Barbie head story is one of Sunny's favorites.
(It gives her something to worry about.)

Here is a girl who is a "Duct Tape Artist". (The pic of her in the duct tape dress is a must-see.)

She creates jewelry too. She also makes shoes (that she probably sells to Spiderman) and clothes.

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Most people aren't quite sure what to make of Melody's fascination with duct tape. "They laugh and mock me," she says, "but they always come to me when they need an adhesive."

Laughter isn't the only difficulty Melody encounters while pursuing her hobby. "Duct tape is very sticky," she says. "When I was making my skirt, I had a lot of problems with it sticking to itself in places it wasn't supposed to.

:o Yowza. :D

To be totally fair, I have used duct tape at the convention to cover piercings during topless inflatable animal jumps.

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What do you think of these new Dog-Packs ?

For athletes, pet-owners, people who dress like morons...

I think i would seriously consider walking up and slapping that woman:|
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What do you think of these new Dog-Packs ?

For athletes, pet-owners, people who dress like morons...



She appears to be running/jogging. If exercise is the goal, I think something like a German Shepherd in that pack would be much more effective.
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What do you think of these new Dog-Packs ?

For athletes, pet-owners, people who dress like morons...



I don't get it - Dog - Where?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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What do you think of these new Dog-Packs ?

For athletes, pet-owners, people who dress like morons...



I don't get it - Dog - Where?



It is not a complete dog. Probably 20% of a real dog with the special carpet-that-went-thru-the-lawnmower hairstyle.

I wonder if it is a fanny pack or just the velcro speed-attachment.

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