Wanted: Condom Testers

[JohnRich 4]

News:

Wanted: Condom Testers

New Zealanders looking for some extra curricular activity are now able to apply for the position of condom tester.

Condom manufacturer Durex is looking for test pilots of its products, and says New Zealanders were chosen because they are among the most sexually active and adventurous in the world.

"Kiwis have proven they're a sexually energetic bunch, and therefore it makes sense that a select few will have the chance to try our latest condom innovation, all in the name of research," said Durex New Zealand manager Victoria Potter.

"Durex wants to ensure that its condoms are best meeting the needs of New Zealanders, from delivering on sexual pleasure, to keeping them safe."

Potential applicants are invited to log on to www.explorersclub.co.nz and provide details as to why they believe they are up to the job.

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To apply as a condom tester, you will be required to answer a few questions, which include:

1. What word best describes your personality?
- Contemplative
- Quirky
- Creative
- Outgoing

2. How often do you have sex?
- 0 times per year
- 1 - 12 times per year
- 13 - 51 times per year
- 52 - 365 times per year
- > 365 times per year

3. What's your favourite sexual position?
- Doggie
- Spoons
- Missionary
- Standing
- Sitting
- Woman on top
- Man on top

4. Where have you had your best sex?
- field
- boat
- pohutukawa tree
- thermal pool
- bach
- beach
- car
- home

Positions are limited. Sign up now!

I've never tried it under a pohutukawa tree before. I better get busy and flesh out my resume...

[bigway 4]

C'mon SQUEAK, where are the sheep jokes?

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[Icon134 0]

Shit, what are the qualifications how can someone know if they qualify? seriously...




ok, I tried but I just can't say it with a straight face...

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

[Lindercles 0]

So what happens if they fail?

[Icon134 0]

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So what happens if they fail?

that's kinda what I was thinking...

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

[jverley 1]

Do I understand that SKYDIVERS are asking what happens if a safety device fails.

I am sure you would have to sign a waiver. If things don't work as intended, you get the expected results.

John
Arizona Hiking Trails

[DJL 235]

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New Zealanders were chosen because they are among the most sexually active and adventurous in the world.

1-way ticket to NZ, $938. Plowing an island-nation of slutty chicks...priceless.

"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

[Lindercles 0]

I don't know about you, but every piece of equipment I've jumped has been thoroughly field tested before it gets to me. And most likely the people that did the field testing (at least in recent years) had some sort of backup device during testing.

So unless they're advocating putting the test condom on as a second condom, it's not really comparable.

Then again, if I'm wearing two condoms during the test, it's definitely going to fail the pleasure test anyway!

[lawrocket 3]

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Positions are limited. Sign up now!

Why would anyone want to engage in such a thing when the positions are limited" They listed: 1) Doggie; 2) Spoons; 3) Missionary; 4) Standing; 5) Sitting; 6) Woman on top; and 7) Man on top as positions.

No kidding that the positions are limited. What about the Italian Hanger? Leapfrog? I mean, positions are limited, I guess.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[JohnRich 4]

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No kidding that the positions are limited. What about the Italian Hanger? Leapfrog? I mean, positions are limited, I guess.

Um, do tell us more about these "positions".

[icarusfx99 0]

Do they provide ALL the "equipment" needed for proper testing or only the condoms??

[mattmais 0]

John,
Your always digging up the such interesting information.

Most of the "interesting" information on here comes from Texans.