Twoply 0 #1 December 14, 2006 I'll start a nice healthy flow, and then see that my stream is actually shooting out into two separate streams at about 10 and 2 o'clock. It only lasts for a second or two and whatever it was that was doing that is defeated. It only happens once or twice a year and it always makes me giggle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #2 December 14, 2006 speaking of pee. I went to the drs today they injected me with some ide now my pee is bright yellow real coolhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #3 December 14, 2006 Once in a while when I go pee before taking a shower or bath, something causes the pee stream to spray all over my damn legs and toilet bowl/rim for a couple seconds, before turning into the normal rope. Pisses me off when that happens... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #4 December 14, 2006 hey wanna get in a game billyhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caspar 0 #5 December 14, 2006 Quote before taking a shower or bath] yeah of course, i bet you just shrug and walk back to the bar. "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #6 December 14, 2006 The dreaded two stream effect. Usually in the morning? Your uretha is stuck together a little. Just roll the head between your finger and thumb for a second or two before voiding.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #7 December 14, 2006 Quotehey wanna get in a game billy Maybe tomorrow in the early skydiveradio tourney. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #8 December 14, 2006 QuoteQuotehey wanna get in a game billy Maybe tomorrow in the early skydiveradio tourney. No tonight biatch i am in a 4 dollar game nowhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Armour666 0 #9 December 14, 2006 that sounded way to high level for me and probly many other can you put that in laymen terms ?SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #10 December 14, 2006 hey deafo pm m,e your phone number again i lost ithttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #11 December 14, 2006 Quotehey deafo pm m,e your phone number again i lost it any body else think it's wrong that billy talks about pissing all over himself and lee wants his phone number??? Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #12 December 14, 2006 Hey now i do the same, i just want to see if maybe we could do it together live with one of those deaf translaters on the phone. All serious he's not deaf. We were playing cards..We were all shouting billoy its your turn. Nothing.. As soon as we said naked boobies he raised his head...Man there's something fishy with that dude.http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #13 December 14, 2006 Quoteany body else think it's wrong that billy talks about pissing all over himself and lee wants his phone number??? Yes. I also think it's wrong i'm the only chicky posting in this thread about male pee. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #14 December 14, 2006 Okay, the pee-pee hole in your wee-wee is glued together. If rolling it around doesn't work, try slamming it in the bathroom door a few times or use some instrument like a large phillips head screwdriver to ream it open. Sheeesh. Turn in your man card because real men piss in the shower. Or come to Northen Illinois and Sunshine will be glad to help you out.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,590 #15 December 14, 2006 ROFLOLPIMP!!! Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #16 December 14, 2006 QuoteOkay, the pee-pee hole in your wee-wee is glued together. If rolling it around doesn't work, try slamming it in the bathroom door a few times or use some instrument like a large phillips head screwdriver to ream it open. Sheeesh. Turn in your man card because real men piss in the shower. Or come to Northen Illinois and Sunshine will be glad to help you out. Awesome. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Armour666 0 #17 December 14, 2006 hey I never said i didn't use the shower. I just said the reason why it happens was to technical for me. sheesh too cold to go to Northen Illinois right now I want to go south from where I'm right now not north. oh and will a philps in a drill work ? ah hell forget all that I'll come to Northen Illinois and stay at a holiday in express then I'll under stand SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #18 December 14, 2006 QuoteOr come to Northen Illinois and Sunshine will be glad to help you out. I like to help guys pee, it's way fun!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
