Andy_Copland 0 #1 December 15, 2006 Whats the funniest one you have seen/heard? Recently we got a new guy working with us who is about 18 and left his last firm because they were getting out of hand with pranks (setting him on fire was the last straw.) Anyway he was telling me this story and i couldnt help but nearly wet me pants. "The boss told me his daughter was allergic to nuts and asked me to pick up his daughters medicine from the Chemist, he gave me an envelope and told me to hand it to them. So im waiting in the bloody cue for ages to get to the counter and when i do i hand them the letter, she opens it and throws it back at me. I was wondering what the fuck is going on and so was everyone behind me, turns out the note said "Hi my names Sean, my girlfriend showed me her vagina last night and said if i wanted to touch it i had to ask you for some condoms"" Well that was it, the who place erupted with laughter 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 December 15, 2006 I had one of my DZ's packers wigging out because I said the DZO hadn't checked the radiator fluid in the 182 in over 2 years and I was affraid that the engine was going to overheat. He got all worked up and went to talk to the DZO infront of everyone.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
