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freaking SQUIDS with rockets on their freaking BUTTS

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This is one of those almost-too-strange-to-be-real things:

Squid can fly. They do this by storing up water, blasting it out their siphon to break them free of the water, then firing the jet backwards and down while extending their mantle fins and legs for extra surface area. They can climb as high as 6 feet and cover ~100 feet at speeds of 20mph or so. One was seen to break free, fire its jet, and accelerate from 10 to 20mph above the water.

They apparently do this to avoid predators; people see it happen mainly when a boat spooks them and they take off. In some cases it results in them landing _in_ the boat, so clearly they don't have the whole boat phenomenon figured out yet.

http://www.bio.miami.edu/robinson/research/jmollstud04.pdf

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Squids are perhaps one of the freekiest, weirdest creatures on the planet.

Nothing George Lucas or any science fiction writer has come up with so far even comes close. Glow in the dark creepies that flash color, have tentacles that continue to work off even severed from their bodies, that big creepy eye, that wicked beak that doesn't digest in the belly of a whale. I'm tellin' ya, everything about them is weird and it's a good thing they can't support themselves out of water.

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>Ewwww that would seriously freak me out.

Why? They're not that gross. At least, no more so than octopi or cuttlefish. (Cuttlefish are cool.)

Those both gross me out too I have issues with water creatures... ICK!!!

Edited to add: And quade just made them sound even worse :|

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I have dove in the Channel Islands with thousands of them surrounding the boat being attracted by the lights we put in the water for night dives. Absolutely amazing animals! I was also called out to the Bodega Marine Lab to shoot video of a captured Humbolt Squid several years ago. Up until that point they had not been seen that far north before. This things body was three feet long with hooks on its tentacles, and they were not "sure" how it would react when I went in the tank.:o All went well though, and I actually got credit for my video on CNN that night!:)
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>Squids are perhaps one of the freekiest, weirdest creatures on the planet.

Not only that, but they're pretty smart. You can train a cephalopod to pick up a red ball instead of a white one to get a reward. Nothing special there. But if another cephalopod is watching, he will immediately go for the red ball when it's his turn. Which means they can learn abstractly, through interpretation and imitation.

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>Those both gross me out . . . .

Hmm. I read a journal entry about a couple on a large sailboat going across the pacific. At one point they went through a school of flying squid and the things took to the air. There were squids in the sails, on the deck, on the windows - they said after a while they all dried to a smelly sort of squid jerky. I'm guessing that would not be up your alley.

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>Squids are perhaps one of the freekiest, weirdest creatures on the planet.

Not only that, but they're pretty smart. You can train a cephalopod to pick up a red ball instead of a white one to get a reward. Nothing special there. But if another cephalopod is watching, he will immediately go for the red ball when it's his turn. Which means they can learn abstractly, through interpretation and imitation.




In addition to their intelligence and flying abilities, they are rather tasty deep fried with a nice marinara sauce.;)
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>Those both gross me out . . . .

Hmm. I read a journal entry about a couple on a large sailboat going across the pacific. At one point they went through a school of flying squid and the things took to the air. There were squids in the sails, on the deck, on the windows - they said after a while they all dried to a smelly sort of squid jerky. I'm guessing that would not be up your alley.

Thanks for making me nauseous :P

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>Those both gross me out . . . .

Hmm. I read a journal entry about a couple on a large sailboat going across the pacific. At one point they went through a school of flying squid and the things took to the air. There were squids in the sails, on the deck, on the windows - they said after a while they all dried to a smelly sort of squid jerky. I'm guessing that would not be up your alley.

Thanks for making me nauseous :P



Actually that's available in many Asian markets. I can send you some if you like.
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I thought this was going to be a Navy SEALS story

And I thought it was going to be about overagressive clueless motorcycle riders...

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I recall reading an account of an encounter with a giant squid by a man who sailed around the world several times, solo in sailboats. He was fishing and had several long lines deployed. While reeling in one of the lines, he noticed a disturbance in the water next to the boat and saw a pale shape in the water. He turned on a spotlight and found himself looking into a blue eye ... "the size of a dinner plate." For about ten minutes, he watched a creature longer than his sailboat and was able to clearly identify the mantle, tentacles and siphon of an arcetuthus (sp?), commonly known as a giant squid. He wrote that he had the distinct impression that the creature was checking out the boat and was completely aware of the movements the man made forward and aft as he looked the squid over. After a few minutes, the squid descended out of sight.
There was also a recent program about a Japanese researcher who dropped cameras with baited hooks attached. He recorded some of the first pictures of a giant squid alive in its native element some 1500 to 2000 feet deep. He was the one that pulled up a giant squid's main tentacle, about 25' long, that continued to writhe about on the deck and grip and taste things with its suckers.
Small squids, cuttlefish and, particularly, octopi are fun to play with on night scuba dives, but a squid or octopus of any appreciable size would be a formidable foe underwater for a human. I had a small octopus, about two feet long, remove my mask and regulator. They are incredibly strong for their size, and they love crabmeat.
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freaking SQUIDS with rockets on their freaking BUTTS



I thought this was going to be a Navy SEALS story. :)

LoL that was my thoughs. I was think what the hell stupid thing did thos navy guys do now :ph34r:
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>Squids are perhaps one of the freekiest, weirdest creatures on the planet.

Not only that, but they're pretty smart. You can train a cephalopod to pick up a red ball instead of a white one to get a reward. Nothing special there. But if another cephalopod is watching, he will immediately go for the red ball when it's his turn. Which means they can learn abstractly, through interpretation and imitation.



There are some people who read the incidents forum who havn't figured that out yet..

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From reading Wikipedia, I've learned that there is also a colossal squid, which is larger than the giant squid. There are some very cool pictures on THIS page. Apparently it's the colossal squid which has hooks in its suction cups, not the giant squid. Peter Benchley got it wrong in his book Beast. Tell me those hook covered tentacles won't give you nightmares. ;)
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