Reading while one poops

[Twoply 0]

Do people really have to do this?? It came up while getting dressed after a bachelorette party, and we ended up disagreeing about it.

I had a girlfriend of about 3 years that one day told me she had to read while deficating and I broke up with her on the spot and never spoke to her again. I got my deposit back from the drive-in's owners for the wedding reception thank god. The 3 kegs of Genesee "disappeared" somehow.

Girls don't poop.

[CanuckInUSA 0]

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Do people really have to do this?

I don't. I get in and out as fast as I can. That place is just full of $hit.

Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

[BIGUN 1,481]

I think a more improtant question is; "Why are people shitting in MY reading room?"

Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

[BannanaGirl 0]

Shit if I forget my book whilst on the crapper I am reading the back of toothpaste packets to cope with the situation!!!!!

[shropshire 0]

I take my lappy and read this shite.

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[downwardspiral 0]

I read in the toilette because it helps prevent Hemis. Seriously.

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[Slurp56 0]

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Shit if I forget my book whilst on the crapper I am reading the back of toothpaste packets to cope with the situation!!!!!

Last week I read the back of a box of immodium AD as it was the only thing within reach.

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[MagicGuy 0]

Yup, definitely have to read while going #2. Plenty of Parachutist mags in the bathroom for that. But I am with the other guys.. should I not have anything, I'll take out a box of medicine or something just to get me through the moment.

[lekstrom10k 0]

Its a part of the auto industry heritage.. Stuff the comic section down your pant and off you go . Its funny to hear someone say any body got 23down Ive got blank t blank r, etc usually getting the answer. To walk into a bathroom, hear talking and only see one pair of feet. Industrial Rodents arent allowed to use cell phones at all fireable offense so they hide. Front officepeople just use the company lines to talk about Oprah. There is a word for falling asleep on the can. When you finally wake up after an hour or so and you legs went to sleep. Its called Shit House Polio/ If you hear beeping the guy is text messaging.Porno is generally governed by the company attitude.The foreman comes in checks the empty stalls and confiscates it {so he can read it later} Some guys even put a sign on their door"Wake me for lunch or 10 minutes to quitting time". I wonder why the auti industry is in such big trouble?

[masterrig 1]

Girls don't poop.