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And i'm just sayin i really hate tampon commercials. They're stupid.



Almost as stupid as "Head on...apply directly to the forehead...head on...apply directly to the forehead...apply directly to the forehead...apply directly to the forehead...apply directly to the forehead...apply directly to the forehead...apply directly to the forehead...apply directly to the forehead...apply directly to the forehead...apply directly to the forehead...apply directly to the forehead...apply directly to the forehead...apply directly to the forehead...apply directly to the forehead..."

--followed by--

"Active on, apply directly where it hurts...Active on, apply directly where it hurts...Active on, apply directly where it hurts...Active on, apply directly where it hurts...Active on, apply directly where it hurts...Active on, apply directly where it hurts...Active on, apply directly where it hurts...Active on, apply directly where it hurts...Active on, apply directly where it hurts..."

--followed by--

"Freedom from hemorrhoids, freed-hem hemorrhoid cream...Freedom from hemorrhoids, freed-hem hemorrhoid cream...Freedom from hemorrhoids, freed-hem hemorrhoid cream...Freedom from hemorrhoids, freed-hem hemorrhoid cream...Freedom from hemorrhoids, freed-hem hemorrhoid cream...Freedom from hemorrhoids, freed-hem hemorrhoid cream...Freedom from hemorrhoids, freed-hem hemorrhoid cream...Freedom from hemorrhoids, freed-hem hemorrhoid cream...Freedom from hemorrhoids, freed-hem hemorrhoid cream...Freedom from hemorrhoids, freed-hem hemorrhoid cream...Freedom from hemorrhoids, freed-hem hemorrhoid cream...Freedom from hemorrhoids, freed-hem hemorrhoid cream...Freedom from hemorrhoids, freed-hem hemorrhoid cream...Freedom from hemorrhoids, freed-hem hemorrhoid cream..."

Please excuse me while I go and spontaneously combust somewhere...
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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I just had to explain to my son earlier tonight what hemorrhoids were. I told him not to sit on the cold cement!!:D:D


Bobbi



WTF?!!!

Bobbi: "Sonny boy, it's time you learned the facts of life..."

Son: "You mean I'm at an age where I need detailed knowledge of all things sexual?"

Bobbi: "No, you already know that stuff from watching TV and reading the Bonfire--you need to know all about hemorrhoids!"

:o:o:o

Walt

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I dont hate you for that.
I hate you for so many other reasons, not the least of which, the fact that you have wind tunnels and 7 day a week DZ around you>:(
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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I dont hate you for that.
I hate you for so many other reasons, not the least of which, the fact that you have wind tunnels and 7 day a week DZ around you>:(

But, but.......you have Paul Hogan.:D:P
"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

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But, but.......you have Paul Hogan



yeah, thats something to be proud of.

ok you can have him, after all he did marry a yank, here that automatically disqualifies his citizenship
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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