BillyVance 35 #1 December 19, 2006 Ever have one of those times where your nose just gets real sore or sensitive to the touch and you're wondering what the fuck is going on? I had this start sometime 2 days ago. It wasn't bad at first, but it progressively grew worse and more painful. Finally this morning I had to go take a look into my right nostril as I couldn't get my finger in there. Oh shut up! I pick my nose in private! One good look in there and I'm like holy fucking batman!!! There was the biggest whitehead zit I've ever seen on myself anywhere, and it was blocking half of my airway! Man, it's in the worst possible place I can think of where you can't even pop it the traditional way. Then I rummaged through the bathroom drawers for the trimmer scissors that you'd use for trimming frayed skin off around the nails. Carefully, I inserted the scissors into the nasal cavity and with one snip *poot*, and I'm running for the kleenex to wipe up the ooze spilling out of my nose. Now wasn't that fun?!? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #2 December 19, 2006 You know that you can bend the nose to expose the affected area to give it the traditional squeeze right? Another method is to apply pressure from the other nostril, from behind per se. So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #3 December 19, 2006 This thread is worthless without pictures. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #4 December 19, 2006 There are some anecdotes that should not be posted. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #5 December 19, 2006 Quote You know that you can bend the nose to expose the affected area to give it the traditional squeeze right? Another method is to apply pressure from the other nostril, from behind per se. Too far in... it was at least a half inch in from the nostril... Believe me, the scissors was the only painless option. And Dave, sorry, did you think I was actually going to take a picture and post it???? Oh that's right, I do that kind of shit a lot... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #6 December 19, 2006 QuoteQuote You know that you can bend the nose to expose the affected area to give it the traditional squeeze right? Another method is to apply pressure from the other nostril, from behind per se. Too far in... it was at least a half inch in from the nostril... Believe me, the scissors was the only painless option. And Dave, sorry, did you think I was actually going to take a picture and post it???? Oh that's right, I do that kind of shit a lot... At least a sketch . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
willard 0 #7 December 19, 2006 Sounds like an abscessed hair folicle (sp). I agree...pics would be nice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 December 19, 2006 QuoteSounds like an abscessed hair folicle (sp). I agree...pics would be nice REQUIRED!!!. FixedI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #9 December 19, 2006 everyone on this thread is a sick fuck. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Armour666 0 #10 December 19, 2006 Quoteeveryone on this thread is a sick fuck. oooo I had to post cause I know I am SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #11 December 19, 2006 QuoteSounds like an abscessed hair folicle (sp). I agree...pics would be nice. Well, I have pulled a few long nose hairs with big gobs of follicles recently. They were ready to come out anyway and didn't hurt. I need a nose trimmer. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #12 December 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteSounds like an abscessed hair folicle (sp). I agree...pics would be nice. Well, I have pulled a few long nose hairs with big gobs of follicles recently. They were ready to come out anyway and didn't hurt. I need a nose trimmer. Or - A nose hair trimmer would probably be all you need - but hey - - to each their own.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #13 December 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote I need a nose trimmer. Or - A nose hair trimmer would probably be all you need - but hey - - to each their own. D'oh!! And be like Michael Jackson?? You're right, nose HAIR trimmer is the shizit... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #14 December 19, 2006 Wash your hands BEFORE you pick your nose, Billy.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
popsjumper 2 #14 December 19, 2006 Wash your hands BEFORE you pick your nose, Billy.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
