NWFlyer 2 #26 December 19, 2006 QuoteSorry for the chords listings, but I'm lazy tonight and didn't want to edit it out. Or you could have just copied from my posting of the lyrics up-thread. I really like that song - it's the one I voted for, too. I have Jill Sobule's cover of it, but I also love the original. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #27 December 19, 2006 Probably the funniest/creepiest one is "I've Got Some Presents for Santa" by Sarah Taylor. It's actually a good song, but the lyrics are WOW! A must have for any adultChristmas party. QuoteI've got some presents for Santa And he's got a big one for me Outside, it snows I take off all my clothes And wait for Santa underneath my tree He squeezes into my hot chimney Where it's oh so warm and tight On the roof, I hear his reindeer I'm so very glad he came here It's only once a year but, what a night! Santa Claus takes a pause from his long night of delivering His big "North Pole" can sure get cold, his jolly butt's all shivering I offer Santa my...cookies He loves to put them into his mouth His long beard tickles He gives me the giggles He finishes his snack and then flies south Santa Claus takes a pause from his long night of delivering His big "North Pole" can sure get cold, his jolly butt's all shivering (Ooo...Santa...I love my present...what else is in that big bag of yours?) Santa and I share a "ciggie" Then I help him back into his red suit I know he has to go He just says, "Ho ho ho" I can't help it; he's so cute Santa Claus takes a pause from his long night of delivering His big "North Pole" can sure get cold, his jolly butt's all shivering I've got some presents for Santa And he's got a big one for me Outside, it snows I take off all my clothes And wait for Santa...I take off all my clothes I'm waiting for Santa underneath my tree My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stumpy 284 #28 December 19, 2006 Santa Claus you C**T by Kevin Bloody Wilson Never try to eat more than you can lift Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #29 December 19, 2006 "Father Christmas" - by the Kinks I beleive. Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #30 December 19, 2006 Santa Cow, Bad Little Boy, Santa Claus is watching you, The Redneck Twelve days of Christmas, Here's your sign (Christmas version). Just to name a few. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jcd11235 0 #31 December 19, 2006 Merry X-Mas Charlie by Allen Ross It's Christmas at the mall And who should I see? Charlie and my kids Shopping for me. (Look! There's Daddy!) Merry Christmas Charlie, I hope you like my wife. And I wish you well On Christmas night. This year she looks pretty. This year she looks great. Wait until next Christmas when she gains back that weight. I hope the kids aren't much trouble. I'll pick them up real soon. I'll buy them back on installments. I'm paid up through June. Merry Christmas Charlie, I hope you like your wife, And I wish you well On Christmas Night. Now I'm not Wal-Mart. This deal is done. And if it doesn't work, Charlie, There's no refund. Have you met her mother Or her Uncle Lou? (Hi, how ya doin'?) By next summer They'll be living with you. Merry Christmas Charlie, I hope you like my life, And I wish you well On Christmas night. (Look at that fruitcake. What a dork. Oh man, he's wearing my shirt!) It's the season of forgiveness And Yuletide glow. I don't want any trouble, So I'll just go. I forgive you Charlie. I know you're not to blame. By the way here's some charge cards Still in her name. Merry Christmas Charlie, I hope you like my wife (your wife, my life), And I wish you well On Christmas night. Merry Christmas Charlie, I hope you like your wife (my wife, your life) And I wish you well (well well) On Christmas night. Merry Christmas Charlie (Ho Ho Ho, Ho Ho Ho) Now you've got the Ho Ho Ho.Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jcd11235 0 #32 December 19, 2006 From The Twelve Nights of Christmas: On the twelfth night of Christmas my true love gave to me: Twelve motel rooms, Eleven girls in leather, Ten tiny titties, Nine nude dancers, Eight gropin' groupies, Seven silly suckers, Six new sex games, Five horny friends, Four call girls, Three French whores, Two rubber dolls, And a blowjob in the backseat.Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #33 December 19, 2006 The Hanukkah song definately rocks! I also love the different variations of the 12 Days of Christmas, especially the Muppet version.Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #34 December 22, 2006 I want to change my vote to "Backdoor Santa by Jet",I just heard it today. In Tennessee of all places."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #35 December 22, 2006 QuoteI want to change my vote to "Backdoor Santa by Jet",I just heard it today. In Tennessee of all places. I need to find somewhere to hear their version of it. All I've ever heard is the old Clarence Carter version."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #36 December 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteI want to change my vote to "Backdoor Santa by Jet",I just heard it today. In Tennessee of all places. I need to find somewhere to hear their version of it. All I've ever heard is the old Clarence Carter version.Is that Jimmy Carter's brother??"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #37 December 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteI want to change my vote to "Backdoor Santa by Jet",I just heard it today. In Tennessee of all places. I need to find somewhere to hear their version of it. All I've ever heard is the old Clarence Carter version.Is that Jimmy Carter's brother?? Yes! It's exactly like the Christmas card I sent one year that said "Merry Christmas from the Cleavers... Wally, Beaver, and Eldridge." (it came complete with a family photo!)"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #38 December 22, 2006 I heard you also have a thing for the Brady Bunch."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #39 December 22, 2006 QuoteI heard you also have a thing for the Brady Bunch. Hush, or I'll tell everyone about that big fat kiss you gave me. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #40 December 22, 2006 Ooooh la la."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
