Favorite Non-Traditional Holiday Song

[NWFlyer 2]

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[yamtx73 0]

Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire by Bob Rivers... or...
Ho Ho Fucking Ho (Monty Python)

The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

[kbordson 8]

Ding Fries are done

Family Guy version

[JENNR8R 0]

For those who aren't familiar with this classic:

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe.

She'd been drinking too much eggnog,
And we begged her not to go.
But she forgot her medication,
And she staggered out the door into the snow.

When we found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack
She had hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminating Claus marks on her back.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Grandpa,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching football,
Drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Mel.

It's not Christmas without Grandma,
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe.

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig (ahhhhh!)
And the blue and silver candles,
That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbours,
Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.

Sing it, Grandpa!

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe.

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

[sunshine 2]

You failed to include any of the awesome South Park christmas songs.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[Lindercles 0]

Are we voting on the original Hanukkah Song, or the new version?

The new version has an added line: "OJ Simpson, not a jew. But this is what it would be like if he was."

[NWFlyer 2]

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You failed to include any of the awesome South Park christmas songs.

Those were the ones that came to mind because I've already heard them on the radio this year. I knew I'd be missing a lot of options, but I can always count on the fine citizens of Bonfire to fill in the gaps.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[sunshine 2]

I just love south park more than the average person...i just can't get over my sexual crush on cartman.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[NWFlyer 2]

Okay, while we're quoting ...

Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party
We were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
He was a Mexican
We didn't know what to think of him until he sang
Felis Navidad, Felis Navidad

Brother Ken brought his kids with him
The three from his first wife Lynn
And the two identical twins from his second wife Mary Nell
Of course he brought his new wife Kay
Who talks all about AA
Chain smoking while the stereo plays Noel, Noel
The First Noel

Carve the Turkey
Turn the ball game on
Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone
Send somebody to the Quickpak Store
We need some ice and an extension chord
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites
A box of tampons, Marlboro Lights
Haleluja everybody say Cheese
Merry Christmas from the family

Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to plug their motor home in
They blew our Christmas lights
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
So we all waited out on our front lawn
He threw a breaker and the lights came on
And we sang Silent Night, Oh Silent Night, Oh Holy Night

Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
Make Bloody Mary's
Cause We All Want One!
Send somebody to the Stop 'N Go
We need some celery and a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites
A box of tampons, some Salem Lights
Haleluja, everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the Family

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch.

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[NWFlyer 2]

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Are we voting on the original Hanukkah Song, or the new version?

The new version has an added line: "OJ Simpson, not a jew. But this is what it would be like if he was."

Noice. Hadn't heard that one yet.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[sunshine 2]

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Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch

Yes she is, but thats not a holiday song!! Bad stitch, time for a spanking!!

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[lisamariewillbe 1]

http://www.americanangst.com/dingfriesaredone2.html

New version

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[JENNR8R 0]

Yep, that would be my second choice.

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

[lisamariewillbe 1]

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Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch.

Im not that fat

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch

Yes she is, but thats not a holiday song!! Bad stitch, time for a spanking!!

OMG!!! You're better than Santa Claus.

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[LisaM 0]

Christmas with a Capital "C" by Go Fish.

~ Lisa
~ Do you Rigminder?

[jasonRose 0]

Will you spank me?

Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

[ZigZagMarquis 9]

I voted "Other"... as in "The 12 Days of Jumping"


THE TWELVE DAYS OF JUMPING


On the First day of Jumping, my true love gave to me, a hand-job in an ol' 3.

On the Second day of Jumping, my true love gave to me Two Shithouse Doors and a hand-job in an ol' 3.

On the Thrid day of Jumping, my true love gave to me Three French Whores, Two Shithouse Doors and a hand-job in an ol' 3.

On the Fourth day of Jumping, my true love gave to me Four Calling Girls, Three French Whores, Two Shithouse Doors and a hand-job in an ol' 3.

On the Fifth day of Jumping, my true love gave to me Five Blow-jobs, Four Calling Girls, Three French Whores, Two Shithouse Doors and a hand-job in an ol' 3.

On the Sixth day of Jumping, my true love gave to me Six Sixty Niners, Five Blow-jobs, Four Calling Girls, Three French Whores, Two Shithouse Doors and a hand-job in an ol' 3.

On the Seventh day of Jumping, my true love gave to me Seven Sucking Sisters, Six Sixty Niners, Five Blow-jobs, Four Calling Girls, Three French Whores, Two Shithouse Doors and a hand-job in an ol' 3.

On the Eighth day of Jumping, my true love gave to me Eight Aching Assholes, Seven Sucking Sisters, Six Sixty Niners, Five Blow-jobs, Four Calling Girls, Three French Whores, Two Shithouse Doors and a hand-job in an ol' 3.

On the Ninth day of Jumping, my true love gave to me Nine Gnawed Off Nipples, Eight Aching Assholes, Seven Sucking Sisters, Six Sixty Niners, Five Blow-jobs, Four Calling Girls, Three French Whores, Two Shithouse Doors and a hand-job in an ol' 3.

On the Tenth day of Jumping, my true love gave to me Ten Tons of Titty, Nine Gnawed Off Nipples, Eight Aching Assholes, Seven Sucking Sisters, Six Sixty Niners, Five Blow-jobs, Four Calling Girls, Three French Whores, Two Shithouse Doors and a hand-job in an ol' 3.

On the Eleventh day of Jumping, my true love gave to me Eleven Likin' Lesbians, Ten Tons of Titty, Nine Gnawed Off Nipples, Eight Aching Assholes, Seven Sucking Sisters, Six Sixty Niners, Five Blow-jobs, Four Calling Girls, Three French Whores, Two Shithouse Doors and a hand-job in an ol' 3.

On the Twelveth day of Jumping, my true love gave to me Twelve Twats a'Twitchin', Eleven Likin' Lesbians, Ten Tons of Titty, Nine Gnawed Off Nipples, Eight Aching Assholes, Seven Sucking Sisters, Six Sixty Niners, Five Blooow-jobs, Four Calling Girls, Three French Whores, Two Shithouse Doors and a hand-job in an ol' 3.

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"mr. hankey the christmas poo"

"Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama
www.kjandmegan.com

[headoverheels 334]

It would have to be "Merry Fucking Christmas" from SouthPark.

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http://www.wherehouse.com/music/product-detail.jsp?id=803298

I am Santa Claus, sung to Black Sabbath Iron Man!!!!!

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone!

I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!

[AggieDave 6]

"Merry Christmas From the Family" by Robert Earl Keen.

A great christmas song about many people I happen to know. Not that the song is written about my friends, just that the song describes a lot of people I know.

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G C9
Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk
G C9
At our Christmas party
G Em
We were drinkin' champagne punch
C D
And homemade eggnog
G C9
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
G C9
He was a Mexican
G Em
We didn't know what to think of him
C D
'Til he sang Feliz Navidad
G
Feliz Navidad

Brother Ken brought his kids with him
The three from his first wife Lynn
And the two identical twins
>From his second wife MaryNell
Of course he brought his new wife Kaye
Who talks all about AA
Chain smokin' while the stero plays
Noel, Noel, The first Noel

CHORUS:

D
Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
C
Mix Margaritas when the eggnog's gone
D
Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store
C
We need some ice and an extention cord
D
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite
C
A box of tampons and some Marlboro Lights
G Em
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
C D G
Merry Christmas from the family


Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to plug their motorhome in
They blew our christmas lights
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
So we all waited on our front lawn
He threw the breaker and the lights came on
And we sang Silent Night
Oh Silent Night

CHORUS:

Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on
Make Bloody Marys cause we all want one
Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go
We need some celery and a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Dite Sprite
A box of tampons and some Salem Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family

Feliz Navidad.

Sorry for the chords listings, but I'm lazy tonight and didn't want to edit it out. If you want to play it, its a simple picking pattern. Very easy song to play.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[jarrodh 0]

Misstress for Christmas by AC/DC

its a good xmas song for all you other metal heads out there

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[jdobleman 0]

Finally heard this one Saturday, driving back from the Wood with the Byron Snow whores. Gets my vote too.

madjohn

Main goals in life: Be on the "Jumpers Over Eighty" (JOE) World Record and attend the Lost Prairie Boogie once after I'm gone.